paninvmuthafuckinass!
17th June 2007, 06:45 PM
Sex tips
Written by paininvmuthafuckinass AKA slim-ov-derby
I?m only giving you tips, you have to figure out for yourself how exactly to get into these situations, I?m just telling you what to do when you start doing it.
What this guide will include
Eating out
Fingering
And the actual sex
Eating out
We all know that real men eat pussy, so for those of you faggots who think it?s gross or what ever, best go find a cock to suck on and shut the fuck up. Who gives a fuck about the smell(as long as it?s not fishy), that's one of the points to the smell, to make every girl unique. The smell adds more to my horniness. I love taste and smell of pussy; you can?t really go wrong with eating out.
First of all it?s ideal to get your partner to shower before you eat her out, just for the fact of cleanliness, and just to be woman like.
A big tip for the 1st time your eating a girl out is to let her guide you and tell you what she wants you to do.
Now for my tips
Now i think it?s pretty much common sense, but not alot of people have that so I?m going to tell you from experience and fact, that the clitoris is your best friend.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/manson1996/clit.jpg
Lick her slit up and down and casually open the lips by moving your tongue side to side.
Licking inside of the lips works aswell.
Also kissing the sides of the walls inside work aswell.
Hold off on licking and kissing her her clit as much as possible, when you finally do lick her clit she will have a fucking awesome feeling; trust me on this guys.
Another thing for you guys to try is tracing the ABC?s with your tongue on the slit. The letters that work great for me and I trace inside her hole are M,N and O.
Do not keep the same speed, slow down and then gradually get faster, just to keep her in suspense.
A trick you could try is to suck on a mint or one of those fireballs of course while still eating out; and get her cunt firey or minty, and then slowly and gently blow on it. It will have a tingling effect on her xD
An extra tip: Move your tongue in circular motions, as most girls often masterbate by moving in circular motions
Fingering
First of all I?d like to tell you that the known fingering technique called the shocker is absolute bullshit and will not get you far at all.
Use your two finers as in the pic below(except close them together):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/manson1996/2fingers.jpg
When you?re fingering her rub her clit about 2-3 inches inside, on the upper vaginal wall, make the come here motion when you?re fingers are inside her(but of course do it with 2 fingers closed together:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/manson1996/comehere.jpg
But remember you have your mouth aswell, and once again trust me when I say this, Fingering and eating out is a great combo that works brilliantly for you and her.
The thing to remember for eating out and fingering is to go on for as long as you both enjoy, but never stop half way, just slow down and then regain speed later on.
Another tip, while you are fingering you should be kissing her as much as you can and maybe even licking and sucking on her tits(To do the sucking part right, just do it as if your kissing them but lead it into a sly suck while using your tongue to make it slippy to lead onto a suck off the end of her nipples)
The actual sex
Now this is quiet simple, but I?m going to tell you how you should do it anyway.
Getting hard is up to you and you do it in your own way, but usually I just get my GF to toss me off and lick up and down the sides of it.
If you can?t get your dick in at 1st then just simply do some more fingering and later try to open her lips up with your fingers and then slowly slide it in. And I?m sure you can figure out what to do here, we?ve all seen daddy's video collection or walked in on our parents at an early age(unfortunately). Slide in and out(don?t pull your dick out!) but slide out so you can get another thrust in.
Slowly grind you pelvis into her. SLOWLY thrust in and out, and be sensitive to her needs and work out a rhythm. It?s also ideal to play around with her clit like I mentioned earlier in the egg, and also play and slide your hands smoothly down her thighs and down over her crack, and maybe even slip a finger in there aswell.
I hope I helped some people out some guys one way or another.
If you need more help or any questions then feel free to PM me, AIM me on slimovderby, or E-mail me at slim_iz_infinite@hotmail.com
Written by paininvmuthafuckinass AKA slim-ov-derby
I?m only giving you tips, you have to figure out for yourself how exactly to get into these situations, I?m just telling you what to do when you start doing it.
What this guide will include
Eating out
Fingering
And the actual sex
Eating out
We all know that real men eat pussy, so for those of you faggots who think it?s gross or what ever, best go find a cock to suck on and shut the fuck up. Who gives a fuck about the smell(as long as it?s not fishy), that's one of the points to the smell, to make every girl unique. The smell adds more to my horniness. I love taste and smell of pussy; you can?t really go wrong with eating out.
First of all it?s ideal to get your partner to shower before you eat her out, just for the fact of cleanliness, and just to be woman like.
A big tip for the 1st time your eating a girl out is to let her guide you and tell you what she wants you to do.
Now for my tips
Now i think it?s pretty much common sense, but not alot of people have that so I?m going to tell you from experience and fact, that the clitoris is your best friend.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/manson1996/clit.jpg
Lick her slit up and down and casually open the lips by moving your tongue side to side.
Licking inside of the lips works aswell.
Also kissing the sides of the walls inside work aswell.
Hold off on licking and kissing her her clit as much as possible, when you finally do lick her clit she will have a fucking awesome feeling; trust me on this guys.
Another thing for you guys to try is tracing the ABC?s with your tongue on the slit. The letters that work great for me and I trace inside her hole are M,N and O.
Do not keep the same speed, slow down and then gradually get faster, just to keep her in suspense.
A trick you could try is to suck on a mint or one of those fireballs of course while still eating out; and get her cunt firey or minty, and then slowly and gently blow on it. It will have a tingling effect on her xD
An extra tip: Move your tongue in circular motions, as most girls often masterbate by moving in circular motions
Fingering
First of all I?d like to tell you that the known fingering technique called the shocker is absolute bullshit and will not get you far at all.
Use your two finers as in the pic below(except close them together):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/manson1996/2fingers.jpg
When you?re fingering her rub her clit about 2-3 inches inside, on the upper vaginal wall, make the come here motion when you?re fingers are inside her(but of course do it with 2 fingers closed together:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/manson1996/comehere.jpg
But remember you have your mouth aswell, and once again trust me when I say this, Fingering and eating out is a great combo that works brilliantly for you and her.
The thing to remember for eating out and fingering is to go on for as long as you both enjoy, but never stop half way, just slow down and then regain speed later on.
Another tip, while you are fingering you should be kissing her as much as you can and maybe even licking and sucking on her tits(To do the sucking part right, just do it as if your kissing them but lead it into a sly suck while using your tongue to make it slippy to lead onto a suck off the end of her nipples)
The actual sex
Now this is quiet simple, but I?m going to tell you how you should do it anyway.
Getting hard is up to you and you do it in your own way, but usually I just get my GF to toss me off and lick up and down the sides of it.
If you can?t get your dick in at 1st then just simply do some more fingering and later try to open her lips up with your fingers and then slowly slide it in. And I?m sure you can figure out what to do here, we?ve all seen daddy's video collection or walked in on our parents at an early age(unfortunately). Slide in and out(don?t pull your dick out!) but slide out so you can get another thrust in.
Slowly grind you pelvis into her. SLOWLY thrust in and out, and be sensitive to her needs and work out a rhythm. It?s also ideal to play around with her clit like I mentioned earlier in the egg, and also play and slide your hands smoothly down her thighs and down over her crack, and maybe even slip a finger in there aswell.
I hope I helped some people out some guys one way or another.
If you need more help or any questions then feel free to PM me, AIM me on slimovderby, or E-mail me at slim_iz_infinite@hotmail.com