Tasty Drinks

[Esophagus]

It is my parents 17th anniversary in a couple of weeks, and they are throwing a massive party. Every party they throw I end up making some terrible concoction of a drink and chugging it straight from my liquor pump. They've requested I try making something good this time. So, despite the mass amounts of drink recipes on the internet, I figured I would ask here first. Any ideas?

[odin_dax]

It is my parents 17th anniversary in a couple of weeks, and they are throwing a massive party. Every party they throw I end up making some terrible concoction of a drink and chugging it straight from my liquor pump. They've requested I try making something good this time. So, despite the mass amounts of drink recipes on the internet, I figured I would ask here first. Any ideas?

Depends what you mean by drinks.

My Favs (because they fuck me up the most):

Blueberry Lemon Drop (Lemon Drop with blueberry stoli and extra vodka) - short glass
Southern Beach (Southern Comfort based) - shot
Adios Mother Fucker - tall glass
Forgot the name, but it's pineapple and beefeater mainly. - short glass
Flaming Dr. Pepper's are always fun - like a car bomb or jager bomb, but with fire
Reverse Car Bomb - above, but without fire
Liquid Cocaine - hard shot
Red-headed slut (both kinds are great though) - shot
Three Wisemen (Jack, John and Jim) - hard shot
Four Horsemen (above with Jose) - some people pick three of the four and call that a Three Wisemen, too. - hard shot

You can see I'm mainly a shot person. The last two and the pineapple/beefeater will fuck me up the fastest (one). Of course, I'm a lightweight, which I love because it's cheap! Some are considered foo-foo drinks, but at least they're no Vodka-Cran's or Scooby Snack's.

[odin_dax]

I invented three other drinks with the help of a bartender, but I haven't made them in a long time, so I forgot.

Grasshopper, but with mint liqueur (should turn green) and a different main ingredient mix ratio. Should taste like an Andes mint. - same glass as grasshopper

Blood: Peppermint Schnapps with Mystery X and something similar to Peppermint. Fuck, I forgot. It was really good, what I called "three reds" (look or label). Dump a shot of Blood in an Adios Mother Fucker and call it Shark's Blood (hockey mock drink). - shot

Fruit Cup: Every Bacardi flavor you can get, minus vanilla and black cherry (but you can mix those if you want) with Sprite. Tastes like Trix cereal. - shot

I know some info wasn't helpful, but maybe it'll point the way to something you can come up with.

[Eulux]

hmmm...only drink I have made that I can think of is...

well, it has no name:

splash of heering...liberal splash
couple shots of gozio amaretto...
coke.
ice.
done.

but...if you feel like beer, wine, straight liquor, liqueur...I can make some excellent suggestions. just tell me the type of beer/wine/liquors you like.

[headcase]

I made a variation of a Pina Colada earlier which was the business.

Bacardi
Pineapple (frech or slices - I prefer fresh)
vanilla ice-cream
ice

Blend them all. It's a little thick.

Or you could just make a Pina Colada.

Jagermeister is the shit too, but that's not a cocktail, just a bottle of booze.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Green Dragon: Pot+high content of alcohol

[Esophagus]

Thanks for the input all. SOmething tells me my parents wouldn't like pot in the drinks at their anniversary party though.