DoctaD
8th September 2007, 12:51 AM
Its quarter to twelve, I just went outside for a piss on the side of the boiler casing... I do that a lot when I'm drinking in front of the computer. It just made me remember something.
Last week, can't remember what day, I was sitting in this very position. In a comfy leather armchair, in front of my computer with cold beer.
I went outside for a piss, because it's so close and my weak bladder has me running on a regular basis. Getting to the bathroom is wasting valuable drinking time.
Yeah, so I went to the boiler casing a few steps from my back door and saw a spider on it, obviously on his invisible web. I have nothing against spiders... but I decided to piss him into oblivion. I tried my best, but he hung on for life... near the end he finally dissappeared.
So maybe a half hour later I head back out for another explulsion. The spider is back in exactly the same position, so I do the same!
The next time I was out, I had numerous beer in me and was sorta wobbling (one of my documented stages of drunk, yet to be typed up and put online) and went back to my usual position, and halfway through my piss I see the spider again and immediately strike him with my warm, wet, slightly yellow sword...
...and he never came back!
So maybe it was third time unlucky, time to go! Do you think animals use a 3 strike system.
Last week, can't remember what day, I was sitting in this very position. In a comfy leather armchair, in front of my computer with cold beer.
I went outside for a piss, because it's so close and my weak bladder has me running on a regular basis. Getting to the bathroom is wasting valuable drinking time.
Yeah, so I went to the boiler casing a few steps from my back door and saw a spider on it, obviously on his invisible web. I have nothing against spiders... but I decided to piss him into oblivion. I tried my best, but he hung on for life... near the end he finally dissappeared.
So maybe a half hour later I head back out for another explulsion. The spider is back in exactly the same position, so I do the same!
The next time I was out, I had numerous beer in me and was sorta wobbling (one of my documented stages of drunk, yet to be typed up and put online) and went back to my usual position, and halfway through my piss I see the spider again and immediately strike him with my warm, wet, slightly yellow sword...
...and he never came back!
So maybe it was third time unlucky, time to go! Do you think animals use a 3 strike system.