anal.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

i now know why most girls dont like it lol. im neva gonna fuck a chick in the arse again. it smelt like shit and other stuff.
anyone else done tried it with the chick?

[headcase]

Did she not wipe?

[odin_dax]

Men get more pleasure from anal than women.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Did she not wipe?

starting to think that lol.
she came back last night for more!
wanting it in the butt.
I said no way only in ya cunt

[ComfortablyNumb]

Men get more pleasure from anal than women.

Your point being?

[REL0AD]

Tell her to stop eating meat for a week and get a nice veg diet going, and bath before hand.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Nah betta solution! Never again!

[headcase]

I bet Freud would have a field day with someone who felt the need to talk about their sex lives online...

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

What? this was just my surprise i had never been told what happens.
I had a Vegan missus at one stage whish i knew than.

[odin_dax]

Your point being?

That women typically don't find anal sex pleasurable. No prostate.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Hey man look on wiki. Some women do "orgasm" from it!

[odin_dax]

Hey man look on wiki. Some women do "orgasm" from it!

Typically

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

There is a chick in a close by town, im very friendly with hardly lets it go in the proper hole(unless its me and a few others) because she likes it that way betta. She feels its a better climax for some reason.

I think its all the hype kinda like a headjob. Mind you, if u get a good chick that can suck a tennisball through a garden hose. You are in for a real treat and the tongue piercing is very very nice treat!

[DJ Poppinfresh]

You are in for a real treat and the tongue piercing is very very nice treat!


Really? Because I allways thaught of a peircing as being cold and awkward.

[Darkhunter]

Really? Because I allways thaught of a peircing as being cold and awkward.

Same here. It is like 20 degrees all the time in Maine and every time I get head from a chick with a tongue ring it is weird.

[DoctaD]

tongue piercing is very very nice treat!
Never liked it. I used to get my ex to take hers out first.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Mhmm i like it.
Why would it be cold? its in there mouth and your body temp is like 36C or someshit. Belive me it aint cold.
I bet Freud would have a field day with someone who felt the need to talk about their sex lives online...

It was just to my surprise no ever told me wat could happen. Wasn't a conquest story i was just wondering if anyone else has run across this "problem".

[Th0r]

Never liked it. I used to get my ex to take hers out first.

Why do you have a Stud on your Tongue?

Reply: It makes Fellatio so much better!

[crazy white guy]

people have a lot of nerves in their bums that make anal pleasurable. Men have the prostate which makes it a lot eisier but its still good.

i've had bumsex with my ex and she enjoyed it. If we are still together when I get back from poland i'll do it again

you have to be gross if the dick gets more than just a little bit shatified. Lube makes it allmost nonexsistant

[torcher]

lube and a condom. ive never done a girl in the ass without a condom. ive read about too many diseases and such.

[jacob]

Ass sex is so gross. I dont want shit on my dick. Maybe with a condom on but even then. Its gross.

[Pimpin4Life30]

lube and a condom. ive never done a girl in the ass without a condom. ive read about too many diseases and such.


I was about to say the same damn thing.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Not sure if i mentioned it but i did have a franger on.

[Acid44]

hmm i never found a girl that would even go anal until my current one and she fucking loves it... i dont see a problem with it myself, just take a nice long shower after

[Micro]

After reading alot of PiHKAL iwas suprised to see a thread of "anal."

My first tought was "oh, some one wants to talk about analytical things!"
And then i undersood that it was about buttsex.
Like a cat, it is fine too.

[REL0AD]

One up the bum? No harm done... :bad:

[Th0r]

One up the bum? No harm done... :bad:

Ass, the other vagina.

[REL0AD]

Come again?

[death11284]

Come again?

Made me laugh.

[xx_hellraiser_xx]

Completely off topic but... I can suck my own dick! It's not actually that good, it's too uncomfortable.

[Jinx]

Why dude, why!?

[Abrazaderas]

Completely off topic but... I can suck my own dick! It's not actually that good, it's too uncomfortable.

i did it once. it felt good but my back hurt to much to do it for very long and i didn't really want to blow a load in my mouth.

[_JT_]

Ask a man if he can suck his own dick, and most of the time he'll say no. Sometimes, you'll find one who claims he can. But you will NEVER find a man who doesn't know.

[odin_dax]

Gay.

[torcher]

Get Back On Topic.

[digermane]

Had this fuckbuddy awhile back that asked me to fuck her up the ass no lube. Felt kinda good but pussy felt way better. The no lube thing was kinda messed up, I'm sure it hurt her more that it hurt me.

Oh, yeah. The reason I'm never going to ever do anal again. After I pulled out she shat all over my bed.

[Sinful]

I tried anal a few times, once with one of those fundie Christians who thought sex is okay as long as you keep the front door locked. She seemed to enjoy it but I think that's because she didn't know what it felt like to have a vaginal orgasm.

The other times the girls didn't really enjoy it, one even pretended to enjoy it. I don't like the idea of shit on my dick so I enjoy vaginal sex more.


Also, I am one of those men who don't know if they can suck their own dick......that's gay.

[Raverous]

Personally I think anal is fucking disgusting. I don't care how clean her ass is, its not going to happen. Apparently some people like to actually eat the anus too, makes me want to barf thinking about it.

[odin_dax]

Apparently some people like to actually eat the anus too, makes me want to barf thinking about it.

Word.

[torcher]

http://www.spankwire.com/Ice-la-Fox-Kiki-Daire-in-Asslickers/video186211/

[Raverous]

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/3624/familyguybarf.gif

[comcast_sux]

you guys are too funny. you must be under 30.
Ass licking is an acquired taste.

sure you gotta deal with a fart here and there, but its well worth it.

[Sinful]

So your telling that you derive pleasure from sticking your tongue into a girls ass and tasting shit?

Not a taste I would want to acquire.

[_JT_]

So your telling that you derive pleasure from sticking your tongue into a girls ass and tasting shit?

Not a taste I would want to acquire.

^ This. If I wanted to eat shit I'd go to McDonalds... Anal related acts have never appealed to me, and while I'm usually a "try anything once" sort of person, I have to draw the line somewhere.

[Abrazaderas]

sucking your own dick is not gay. just like giving yourself a hand job is not gay. in fact, i'll probably try again once i'm as flexible as i was back when i wrestled. if i could get to the point where it wasn't uncomfortable... well, masturbation would never be the same.

[lcnostra]

Personally I think anal is fucking disgusting. I don't care how clean her ass is, its not going to happen. Apparently some people like to actually eat the anus too, makes me want to barf thinking about it.

I don't think it's "fucking disgusting" as you put it, but I still don't understand its appeal. It would be one thing if that was the only option, but if you have a perfectly good vagina in front of you, why go for the ass? Anal is definitely not my first choice...ever.

[Th0r]

I would question the sexuality of anyone who wanted to taste shit from someone's asshole.

[digermane]

I think it's disgusting but what two (or more) consenting adults do in the bedroom (or park, office, kitchen, library... where ever) is their own fucking business.

[odin_dax]

I think it's disgusting but what two (or more) consenting adults do in the bedroom (or park, office, kitchen, library... where ever) is their own fucking business.

No one is making an argument regarding what people should or not do between consenting adults, or personal privacy.

[Raverous]

It would be one thing if that was the only option


If ass was the only option Id go without.

[Saturday]

Heterosexual ass sex, in my experience as both a participant and observer (porn), has more to do with domination and submission than anything else. There is the kind of anal sex that happens in long-term relationships, where they are bored and the guy is being a complete pussy and tentatively trying to be assertive and the wife is just frustrated and surprised by how much it hurts, even though her little hyper-sensitive accessory boyfriend is hung like a hairy infant.

Otherwise, it has more to do with control and pain/pleasure. Chicks that are into getting fucked hard in the ass have a similar mentality to girls that like to get face fucked. It's not like it physically feels good to have their gag reflex tested by a miniature, blind manatee, but they get off on being out of control. Also, I have found that while many of the submissive women are submissive in all aspects of their life, a majority are actually powerful and in control in their normal lives and like being submissive sluts in the bedroom (or wherever).

[Saturday]

Also, I am not a fan of ass licking or pussy licking, but its not something that is fun to do, but its necessary in order for things to proceed smoothly. I assure you the objective is not to search and find errant poop particles.

[Tarnak]

its tighter.
its warmer
its more degrading to women

three reasons to love anal

[xx_hellraiser_xx]

I like the tight part! Definitely a good reason. And if you do it doggy (my favourite) you get a nice view of her ass. If the girl has a shower and uses a dildo on her ass it opens it up a bit and pushes the shit up further in the intestines.

[xx_hellraiser_xx]

sucking your own dick is not gay. just like giving yourself a hand job is not gay. in fact, i'll probably try again once i'm as flexible as i was back when i wrestled. if i could get to the point where it wasn't uncomfortable... well, masturbation would never be the same.

Doing it yourself is not even close to when a girl does it. There is no surprise element and it's generally not very sexy.

[odin_dax]

I like the tight part! Definitely a good reason. And if you do it doggy (my favourite) you get a nice view of her ass. If the girl has a shower and uses a dildo on her ass it opens it up a bit and pushes the shit up further in the intestines.

Sorry, I just don't believe you were ever laid.

[xx_hellraiser_xx]

Not yet, but I watch alot of porn.

[Jinx]

Sorry, I just don't believe you were ever laid.

:Thinkingo

Didn't think so.

[Abrazaderas]

Doing it yourself is not even close to when a girl does it. There is no surprise element and it's generally not very sexy.

but you could do it a lot better then her, that's for sure.

[xx_hellraiser_xx]

Are you hitting on me? Ew...

[Th0r]

One thing that pisses me off is when dudes who haven't even held hands with a girl talk to me about getting laid and what works with women.

[torcher]

If the girl has a shower and uses a dildo on her ass it opens it up a bit and pushes the shit up further in the intestines.

you're partially right. the girl should always have a full bowel movement prior to any anal insertion. always recommended is an enema to make sure there aren't any nasty bits left up there. always use a condom and water based lubricant because the anus does NOT self lubricate like the vagina.

using a dildo or anal plug does not push the shit further up in the intestines. these are mainly used so the muscles will loosen up and she wont be in so much pain when you decide to play "Just The Tip"

[torcher]

One thing that pisses me off is when dudes who haven't even held hands with a girl talk to me about getting laid and what works with women.

PORN IS NOT REAL LIFE! if you think it is anything similar to real life, you will be fucking heartbroken when you find out that a drunk ass random bitch you find at a bar DOES NOT want you're meat plundering around her asshole.

[xx_hellraiser_xx]

A little harsh there Th0r. I have made out with girls. As a matter of fact, my first time was at the age of eleven. I'm not telling you what works, I'm just giving my input.

[xx_hellraiser_xx]

Yeah, I'm not a retard. I know that porn isn't 'real life'. I didn't even say that it was, I just stated that I have watched alot of it. You know how kids learn about sex now, magazines, the internet or even school. People 'find out' about sex much earlier than they used to.

[digermane]

The only way you really learn about sex is by fucking. Period.

[zero existence]

I learned a lot about sex from porn and stories. It filled me with imaginative ideas before I know what was going on. lol. I never tried anal. maybe someday, but don't want to see or smell shit, so..idk. And as for acquiring a taste for it, I think that's more classical conditioning, you are surounded by endorphin producing experiences from multiple sensory inputs while doing a certain act/tasting certain things. Your mind starts bringing those feeling on it's own when exposed to the positive control, so to speak. Not something I want a taste for. :asshole: = yummy?

[Sinful]

I was actually disappointed a little when I first had sex. I was expecting us to be doing like 5 different positions, standing up, head out the window, footprints on the ceiling and shit like that. Expected her to be yelling so loud that the neighbors would come a knocking. I also expected to receive a porno nickname like "cock rocket of love" or "The Impaler." Not that she didn't enjoy it, but it just wasn't what was expected.

Point being, real sex is almost entirely different from professional porn. Unless of course you get one of the experienced freaky deaky girls.

[Abrazaderas]

or you just decide to take her for a ride...

[_JT_]

Knowledge == experience. Anything else is just information.