fun happenings

[crazy white guy]

Me and my girlfriend were having sex in the bushes. She always demands doggy style but i never really can get into it.

So there I am, thrusting away, still not being able to cum while she's moaning and having a great time when theres a rustling in the bushes

I quickly pull up my gf's pants and flip open my knife

I go to the source of the noise and what do i see?

"moooooo"

Three cows. the farthest right has a baseball glove in it's mouth

It was cute.

and on a side note. Getting a hand job with an audience of cows is fucking awesome

[Nemesix]

haha, nice story

[odin_dax]

The funniest part was when you said you were carrying a knife. Ha, ha!

[crazy white guy]

The funniest part was when you said you were carrying a knife. Ha, ha!

i dont get why thats funny...

everyone in my gf's area thinks im some sort of murdering drug dealer (not true at all)

if i dont look the part they will not respect me:cockblock