Banging a girl?

[SHooTKiLLWiN]

sooo i dont know if this is right for this forum. buttt i have a girl coming over. shes a virgin. i have a girlfriend. this girl thats comin over actually right now is really cute. and needs to be banged. my thought was its a bad idea to bang her. but im still gonna try. and i thought i should let you all know. lol i might be back in a few mintues if things go sour and she leaves. but i thought i should let you all know. i might be gettin some fresh poo tang in a few.

i dont even know if she wants to bang. soo when she gets here im gonna wait to see if she comes to the front door to call me or if she waits in her car. that will tell all! and im puttin this shit on the forums here cause i cant tell anyone i know cause i know shit will get around and get me busted with my girl.

sorry. now that i re read my post i realized its the wrong forum. soooo move it to the sex one i guess.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Yeah ummm, great idea to get more sex out of your missus.
Idiot.

[SHooTKiLLWiN]

Yeah ummm, great idea to get more sex out of your missus.
Idiot.

not sure what that meant. but we ended up talking and just chilling. shes comin over again tomorrow night. she was all over me tonight but i made her wait. so when it does happen shell explode. yeahhhhhh son.

[odin_dax]

You talk too much.

[SHooTKiLLWiN]

You talk too much.

you read too much. you wouldnt have to hear me talking if you didnt read it.

[crazy white guy]

my answer depends on how good you have it with your girl

good relationship = tease the girl and not do anything

bad relationship = ram the fuck out of her the first chance you get

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

http://forum.rorta.net/showthread.php?t=1562
Ok?

[SHooTKiLLWiN]

http://forum.rorta.net/showthread.php?t=1562
Ok?

what?

[torcher]

dont worry about your old lady, just go fuck the young one. your girlfriend will understand if she finds out.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Fuck it. Listen to torcher.

[SHooTKiLLWiN]

dont worry about your old lady, just go fuck the young one. your girlfriend will understand if she finds out.

great advice. but just fyi my girlfriend is 17 (age of consent in my state is 16, ive checked) im 19. and this other girl coming over is 19.

[torcher]

if i had known that i would have worded it differently. you should invite them both over at the same time and maybe your girlfriend could help you get the other girl in the mood. i know your reading this saying "Man, that'll never work", but, you wont know until you try. and whats the worst that could happen? they get pissed off at you for a little while. no sweat off your back because as we all know, there are lots of other bitches out there that will.

[Heavy_'TalMeMan]

"Hey honey!? There's this girl coming over tomorrow... And I feel the urge to put my big prick into her tight virgin pussy... But I need you to help me get her into the mood, even though you're my girlfriend... I want you to do it because you're a stupid dumb bitch who helps me fuck other women, and watches me as I stick my prick in her many body holes... even though this violates my fidelity to you being my girlfriend... Because you're a young scag who loves me..."

"... Okay!!!!! I'll get my vibrator for that!!!!"


YEAH!!!!:banana:


....but somehow I don't think that's gonna work out dude..
But try that you should... LOL

[SHooTKiLLWiN]

if i had known that i would have worded it differently. you should invite them both over at the same time and maybe your girlfriend could help you get the other girl in the mood. i know your reading this saying "Man, that'll never work", but, you wont know until you try. and whats the worst that could happen? they get pissed off at you for a little while. no sweat off your back because as we all know, there are lots of other bitches out there that will.

lol im in the process of getting that going now. not with this virgin chick another one. whos 17 too. i brought it up to my girlfriend and she started saying 'am i not good enough for you sexually?' and blah blah blah and 'you just wanna fuckher huh? well why do you need me there?' anytime she brings that up i just ignore her and stop talking. and wait for another day to bring it up. any ideas on how i could get this going? my girlfriend says this other girl is like her sister, so thats why she doesnt wanna do it. shes so freaking sexy. holy shiz. i think shed be cool with it too. cause everytime i hang out with her she gives me this look like 'fuck me now. screw your girlfriend'

im going swimming with both of them today. just the 3 of us. how can i get this going?

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

"Hey honey!? There's this girl coming over tomorrow... And I feel the urge to put my big prick into her tight virgin pussy... But I need you to help me get her into the mood, even though you're my girlfriend... I want you to do it because you're a stupid dumb bitch who helps me fuck other women, and watches me as I stick my prick in her many body holes... even though this violates my fidelity to you being my girlfriend... Because you're a young scag who loves me..."

"... Okay!!!!! I'll get my vibrator for that!!!!"


Damn!! Had me on the floor in stitches.

[iceman69]

"Hey honey!? There's this girl coming over tomorrow... And I feel the urge to put my big prick into her tight virgin pussy... But I need you to help me get her into the mood, even though you're my girlfriend... I want you to do it because you're a stupid dumb bitch who helps me fuck other women, and watches me as I stick my prick in her many body holes... even though this violates my fidelity to you being my girlfriend... Because you're a young scag who loves me..."

"... Okay!!!!! I'll get my vibrator for that!!!!"


YEAH!!!!:banana:


....but somehow I don't think that's gonna work out dude..
But try that you should... LOL

OMG thats hillarius......................................... .......................................

[torcher]

"Hey honey!? There's this girl coming over tomorrow... And I feel the urge to put my big prick into her tight virgin pussy... But I need you to help me get her into the mood, even though you're my girlfriend... I want you to do it because you're a stupid dumb bitch who helps me fuck other women, and watches me as I stick my prick in her many body holes... even though this violates my fidelity to you being my girlfriend... Because you're a young scag who loves me..."

"... Okay!!!!! I'll get my vibrator for that!!!!"


YEAH!!!!:banana:


....but somehow I don't think that's gonna work out dude..
But try that you should... LOL

cant hurt to try right?! lmao

oh yeah, just tell her that one of your fantasies is to fuck two chicks at the same time. she might go for it, you wont know until you try.

[SHooTKiLLWiN]

"Hey honey!? There's this girl coming over tomorrow... And I feel the urge to put my big prick into her tight virgin pussy... But I need you to help me get her into the mood, even though you're my girlfriend... I want you to do it because you're a stupid dumb bitch who helps me fuck other women, and watches me as I stick my prick in her many body holes... even though this violates my fidelity to you being my girlfriend... Because you're a young scag who loves me..."

"... Okay!!!!! I'll get my vibrator for that!!!!"




i pretty much memorized that passage. and said it to her almost word for word. almost made us broke up. but it did get the point across about the 2 girls at once fantasy. so now things are in motion and within the next week or so i should be doin some porn star shit.


thanks for the help guys!

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/torchersapyro/suicide-1.gif

[iceman69]

i pretty much memorized that passage. and said it to her almost word for word. almost made us broke up. but it did get the point across about the 2 girls at once fantasy. so now things are in motion and within the next week or so i should be doin some porn star shit.


thanks for the help guys!

whaaaaat no cows watching that just aint right! now 2 chicks and some voyeristic cow that would be a experience! You killed me with the cows watching you fuck thread! hillarious

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

LMAO @ iceman. That was crazy white dude.

[iceman69]

LMAO @ iceman. That was crazy white dude.

anyways whoever wrote it was funny as hell