Oh no... a BOARD WAR?!

[DoctaD]

I received an e-mail today... well, I opened it today. Not sure when I actually got it, anyway, I'm not going to bother revealing the guy's address or anything, just give you the jist of it.

Apparently a new forum, owned by one of our members, contains a group of people planning on starting a BOARD WAR! :lol:

According to this e-mail, kbk is leading a rebellion against Rorta and seeing as how we have been given this information, we should strike first!

Whoever sent the e-mail doesn't mention having an account here, although they refer to KBK's forum as "another fucking totse clone" so I assume it's a bored, sexually frustrated, fifteen year old American, spoiled, white male.

I've scanned through some of KBK's forum and found Rorta mentioned once... something about our explosives section being slow. If anyone else can point me towards what this guy is talking about then please do so. Until then... <insert the LOL smilie from trillian which makes the little giggly sound>

[Biovore]

As our resident hacker, i feel it is my duty to defend this forum.

So, who are we going after?

[blaksun]

As our resident spamming annoyance, I feel it is my duty to defend this forum in the form of aggression.

And I will do so, once you specify what to defend it from.

[DoctaD]

I think we should definitely go after a DDR forum... damn DDR, making teenagers excercise rather than get baked and spit off the side of a multi-storey car park like we used to do.... mmm, baked.

[blaksun]

only japanese people play ddr dr.

v.v

[DoctaD]

I don't care for nationality... teenagers should be stoned.

[kbk]

I never said one negative thing about Rorta on my site! That person who sent you the email has been spamming my board for awhile now..We fixed that problem though. I know why they emailed you too, the person threatened to hack me and can't so they are hoping you will have someone from here do something...If I had anything against Rorta I wouldn't post here...

[duiker]

Hey. Did anyone even bother to ask KBK 'mate, what's the story here?'

Mmm. Maple syrup.

[DoctaD]

Everything's sorted.

[Armalite]

OFFTOPIC: Whats DDR?

ONTOPIC: Lets start a war with some other gay board.

[DoctaD]

DDR=Dance Dance Revolution Ya know those arcade machines where ya have to stand on the arrow at the right time?

NO BOARD WARS! Anyone who attempts something similar using the name Rorta will be banned.

[Armalite]

Aww.....


C'mon. Just a lil crapflooding. PLEEEEEEEEASE?

:twisted:

[LT3]

As a resident (well, I don't exactly reside as pass comments as I pass through, but who am I break pattern?) awkward person, I'll side with the other forum, side with it, tell them how to win, then bring them down from the inside and become the ruler of their forum and make it a joyous land for all!

Personally, I like my plan better.

[Armalite]

Yeah. Oldschool covert trolling tactics. Try looking up troll on Wikipedia. Might be surprised at how much they have on Usenet and BBS trolling.

[Jesus]

I've played DDR before, but i personally like rorta better, LET'S START A WAR NIGGA! As the guy who blurts out random comments, i feel it is my duty to defend our board with random, stupid, comments............
Maybe i should sit this one out.

[fuCKYou]

i was in canada for a week so i haven't talked to kbk in a while but he has never said any thing about rorta being shit, he told me he liked it more then other forum sites. who ever sent the email is full of shit. take duiker's peice of advice

[kbk]

It's all sorted out man, and Jesus, I love your avatar :)...

[sabotage]

This is the funniest thread I've ever read. And as the resident, aw shit...bump.

[RainKing]

"In war there is no prize for the runner-up."

--- General Omar Bradley

You woke me up for this? :yawn:

[Stone]

STOP FUCKING BUMPING OLD THREADS TO ADD A COMMENT THAT HOLDS NO RELEVANCE.