I STOLE A TRAFFIC CONE NIGGA!

[LynchSavio]

Yes, I stole a traffic cone, what? You wanna fight about it?

[OsirisGuy429]

Done so, almost took the big can as well but it was too much to carry. eh I can always go and get another one since there always around.

[duiker]

Lynch, you sound like a real dillywacker

[DoctaD]

I stole a traffic cone, one night I was drunk... it sat in the corner of my bedroom for a few years, before I moved out.

The other night someone was in a bad mood, and smashed a chair into pieces cos someone needed a weapon for walking through the town... alcohol is bad for ya (and your property)

[duiker]

Yeah, that makes sense- taking a splinter with you because you couldn't find a bread-knife. :P

[LT3]

I once wedged a traffic cone above a wheel of a big ol' van and then watched the guy try to start it.

[phoenix]

While driving home from an all day drinking session at the pub I spied this http://img298.echo.cx/img298/6640/trafficpole9mh.jpg on the side of the road.

I got a mate to jump out and grab it, during which time I reversed the car so it was closer. Unfortunately I accelerated a little too much and as such bent the passenger side door into the front side panel, kind of like hyper-extending your arm.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a $2000 traffic pole.

[duiker]

You're kidding. There's no way that's worth $2000. I had one once and threw it out because it wasn't worth keeping the heavy thing.

[Armalite]

In my childhood neighborhood the telephone lines are being serviced everyday almost, and the lineman puts a cone behind his truck at every stop. Me and my friends would wait till the lineman was helplessly strapped to the top of the telephone pole, then run out and snatch his cone, all the while shouting profanities at him. We accumulated a fuckload of cones that way. Don't remember what happened to em all. 'Cept one. It found a new life as an enormous bong.

[phoenix]

There's no way that's worth $2000.
Sorry duiker I thought it was obvious in my post. No you're right the pole itself doesn't cost $2000, the act of getting it did.
bent the passenger side door into the front side panel
So you see when my old man insisted I throw it away, I reminded him of how much it cost me in the end to actually get that pole. I'm just lucky the police didn't see me at the time.

[kbk]

I threw one of those big barrels in the ditch once...The guys working on the road didnt even attempt to take it out..

[Jesus]

lol, funny with the truck guy and the cone, but that's just mean...

[Jesus]

In my childhood neighborhood the telephone lines are being serviced everyday almost, and the lineman puts a cone behind his truck at every stop. Me and my friends would wait till the lineman was helplessly strapped to the top of the telephone pole, then run out and snatch his cone, all the while shouting profanities at him. We accumulated a fuckload of cones that way. Don't remember what happened to em all. 'Cept one. It found a new life as an enormous bong.

That is terrible.... but still fucking hilarious

[Stone]

There is an edit button for a reason. USE IT

[THErAPIST]

And what the fuck did these cones ever do to you guys?! The big ass barrel type cone thingies... They're really light. Sometimes my friends and myself will go hauling ass down the road at 2 or 3 in the morning and hit the big ones while doing 70... They make a funny THOK-BONG! noise and go flying. I've also seen people just plow the things over, one right after another after another in a truck.

We used to have a small road cone that we used as a bong for a while. Then we got sick of seeing it so we went to a golf course that my friend lived near, and we stuck the cone over the flag in one of the cups, thus also covering the cup, since this prevented anyone from getting the ball into the hole unless they drove all the way up to the cone to remove the flag and said cone before slapping the ball at it. But thats another story...

[madscientist]

Yank the flag and chuck into the woods, then fill the cup with soil and a layer of grass cut from the edge of the green. Freelance groundskeeping.

[C.R. Ripshit]

My friend and I were hiding in the woods by a golf course once then suddenly he ran out onto a green stole the flag, ran back into the woods with it and through it in the river. Good stuff.

[madscientist]

It'd be funny to replace the flag with something fucked up, such as a Nazi flag or the skull and bones.

I wonder how long the American flag would last if you put that up... who'd take it down?

[C.R. Ripshit]

Well I'm sure an American flag would last a lot longer than a Nazi or Jolly Roger flag.

[Stone]

The first person to post a picture/video of replacing the flag on a golf course with one that says RORTA.NET (clearly) on it gets a special Rorta prize!!!

[DoctaD]

I wrote Rorta on my arm...
http://www.rorta.net/SD/rortaarm.jpghttp://www.rorta.net/SD/rortaarm1.jpg

...and whoever said DoctaD was the voice of maturity here?

Oh, no-one... ah well, fuck it!

[SayItAintSo014]

lol, you should get a tattoo of rorta somewhere.

[Stone]

you're retarded...

[SayItAintSo014]

Why thank you.

[Adrian_Faythe]

Call me crazy, but for some reason, I don't think the basis of that comment was for complimentary purposes....

[DoctaD]

Whachu talkin' 'bout, Willis?