Vibrators

[DoctaD]

OK... before now any time I was talking about a vibrator was in a joke, or takin' the piss out of someone. I don't even think I've seen one IRL, and that was not a problem of mine whatsoever.

Then one day my girlfriend started talking to another Rorta member's girlfriend, and she wants to get one... it kinda freaked me out at the start, but then I started getting used to the idea. I'll get her a vibrator for her birthday, she can orgasm without me putting too much work in :P

...but the closer it gets, the more intimidated I feel about it. My mate says it's nothing to worry about, and will spice up our sex life to no end.

So I thought it'll be cool, no threat to me or anything... until I saw the one they were talking about! It's like a medievil torture device, and my dick doesn't spin of it's own accord, at multiple speeds! I thought I was doin' well goin' in and out at multiple speeds! :wink:

So any of you guys out there been there, and have some helpful advice?
Any girls out there who can reassure me that a machine can't take the place of my awesome (and it is awesome :-P) piece?

I'll see if I can find the picture of the vibrator they were talkin' about... it's fuckin' scary lookin!

[LynchSavio]

damn docta, i'm sorry, i haven't been in that situation, and i can't help you there, BUT, i will say this... i don't think that a vibrator would spice up your sex life very much, and if it does, it will only spice it up for her, i mean, really, what kind of straight guy needs a dildo anyways? that's what he have our hands for, sounds like you're in one hell of a situation, wish i could help you more man...

[OsirisGuy429]

Hide the batteries?

Tell her horry stories of them such as chicks using it in the tub and getting elctrocuted.

Get a surgery where your penis can spin, the multiple speed thing is just the variable speed you can give her, just practice up on stamina.

[gbu-36]

Trust me a vibrator can never replace the touch of another person. And toys can sometimes open up the door for more toys in the bedroom (YAY! HANDCUFFS! ) um yea. Theres nothing to worry about though.

[Jesus]

Whatever Docta, i say go for it, it COULD open up new, sexy, doors for you and your girlfriend

[C.R. Ripshit]

Hell, if you get drunk enough maybe even you can use it. :wink:

[OsirisGuy429]

Receptionist: "What's up there now Ted?"
Ted: "Well you won't believe me if I told you..."
Receptionist: "Well then I can't help you."
Ted: "Well alright then... Well I swear it was a complete accident... But there I was Wrestlin in the mud naked when I brought my leg all the way up to my chin and slipped back and fell ontop of a plastic bowling pin... I swrear to God it was an accident..."
Receptionist: "Down the hall, room 8, you're usual."

This concludes our episode of Appalacian Emegancy Room.

[Armalite]

Damn. Gbu seems to be the only one who had something to offer.


Well, I HAVE been in the situation. In my experience, the vibrator is just going to make things a little better. You can use it on her, you can watch, she can use it on her self while you do other things. The list goes on and on. The most important thing is no to be intimidated by it. It's nothing to get hung up on. Just be careful not to use it too much. I've heard that overuse can cause desentization of nerve endings in the coot. Makes sense, what with the vibration and all.


Anyway, try this: have her put the tip of the vibrator on her clit and turn it on. Then wait a few till she starts to squirm a little. Then give 'er a good finger bangin while she keeps on with the vibro. Watch her face. It will be priceless, I can assure you.

[DoctaD]

Thanks Armalite and gbu-36... handcuffs! :D

[fuCKYou]

Hell, if you get drunk enough maybe even you can use it. :wink:
Almost pissed my pants when i was reading that :D , any ways like armalite said it can make the nerves less sensitive, and i know what your talking about the thing looking like a midevil torture device, some of those things are crazy looking, or just freaking huge(more so with dildos) :shock:

[Jesus]

that was pretty funny

[Armalite]

So let me know if you use the trick, DD.

[INCH06]

chicks using it in the tub and getting elctrocuted.


Ah hah hah hah hah.

:sgrin: PWNED!