How to sneak stuff into my house?

[crazy white guy]

need this to be answered quick

i need to get an object into my house without my rents knowing. Its about the size of a large softball and its almost square but more rounded sides. Its too big to put in a pocket and it normally would give off an ammonia smell but with any layering it shouldn't be a problem. My parents get home two hours after I get home from school and theres usually no way to get it in at night. Its being delivered by a friend that works and might be able to get it to me at school ending time but wont be able to stay long enough to ensure arrival. only a drop off.

how can i get this into my house when my parents are home?

[King Guitarist]

why cant you just put it in a backpack or some kind of bag?

[lcnostra]

Okay I'll bite. What is it?

[Darkhunter]

Walk inside with it and just go to your room?

[crazy white guy]

i would have to have a reason to have the bag/backpack. If its around school time then i could either skip or just pick it up. but most of the time that I would be able to get it would be when my rents are home. Any handy excuses for the pack?

and no

and my house is shitty for that. and my parents have grown very suspicious in the past week with the projects i have going and other stuff.

[Darkhunter]

i would have to have a reason to have the bag/backpack. If its around school time then i could either skip or just pick it up. but most of the time that I would be able to get it would be when my rents are home. Any handy excuses for the pack?

and no

and my house is shitty for that. and my parents have grown very suspicious in the past week with the projects i have going and other stuff.

Leave it outside your window and then go to your room, open window up and then get it?

[King Guitarist]

sounds like your just paraniod, if its the size of a softball it shouldnt be that hard to smuggle in.

[crazy white guy]

The window thing is a good idea that i might use later on. But not now. The package would be damaged by water/falling too easily

And I'm getting it delivered to near my house when my parents aren't home
so I don't need the info anymore. but thanks for being so helpful rorta.

[SWIM[USA]]

Okay I'll bite. What is it?
My guess is some kind of drug or drug precursor. Note the ammonia smell.

[Vagrant]

I know it doesn't matter any more but smuggling something that small into your house really shouldn't be a problem.

If you played guitar I'd say stick it into the body of an acoustic. Get an empty CD book and say your friend is giving you CDs to borrow\rip. Cut out a book. If the season was right, just wear a huge puffy down jacket or something. Toss your book bag, empty out your window, then say you forgot it in your friends car, go outside, get it, put thing in it, return home with bag.

Just a few of many possibilities for next time.