How often do you masturbate?

[Jesus]

How often do you masturbate?
And what is your highest record for number of times you have done it in 24 hours?

I masturbate about 3 or 4 times a week, and my record is 4 times in 24 hours. My brother has an OUTSTANDING record of 13 times in one day!!

[OsirisGuy429]

Does it count if I stopped and started again?

[Armalite]

Dude. If I'm not gettin laid on a regular basis, it will START OFF at around 3-4 times a day. Usually within one sitting of a few hours. Late night. Password cracks for free hardcore. Hell yeah.

[DoctaD]

Dude. If I'm not gettin laid on a regular basis, it will START OFF at around 3-4 times a day. Usually within one sitting of a few hours. Late night. Password cracks for free hardcore. Hell yeah.

I'm not exactly the same, but not far off...

[fuCKYou]

1-2 a day, and wow 13 times in a day is crazy.. did his pecker fall off after that? :D

Jesus- I like the profile picture(no offense to any black people at the forum)

[Jesus]

lol, no my bro was in 7th grade. i guess he was some horny fuck. and thanks for the complement. Yeah, i'm not using to to offend black people, i just put in a completely random search in google, and this came up and i laughed my ass off and saved it to my computer, so now i finally found a use for it. And osirisguy, as long as you got off it counts.

[OsirisGuy429]

Oh then maybe only 2-3 times a day, though I've calmed down. Most I'll get is 6 times in a week or so. My girl and I got no privacy together so it looks like I'll be helping myself for a while.

[kbk]

1-3 a day usually...Record for one day would be something like 8, that was pretty spaced out though...

[KjeXz]

Usually it's around twice a day, when I wake up and when I go to bed. If something excites me in the middle of the day I might sneak in an extra "session" if my bed is around. I can't do it standing, it's not relaxing enough. So i never do it at the school toilet or something like that. :p
Once I kept it going for five hours and forty-five minutes, watching ugly pics at b0g.org to see how long I could keep it going. :p I wouldn't recommend it though, I was numb the whole following day. :x

Now I've got a girlfriend though, so i don't really do it as often. Well at least I shouldn't. But since her pussy is too tight and she's got psychological issues with me penetrating her, I have to do it anyway. What's great is doing it while she massages my balls or sucke and licks them, and then sucks on the head and massage the balls while I cum, swallowing my load. I love her. :D

[gomp]

at least once a day
and my max is 18 times in one day
I stoped cause of the chaffing

[screwtape]

Once a day or every other day.

[Mayor of monkey town]

At LEAST twice a day.
I mean that.

I have a problem, im not a full blown total sex/porn/mastubation addict - i mean its not ruining my life or anything but theres no way that id be able to stop. At all. For even a day.

I have a very addcitive nature, i drink and gamble alot too....

Im really only addcited to one thing - HAVING A GOOD TIME!!!

[blaksun]

once a day when i remember (yeah) or am bored.

record is like two weeks without, during exams, when i was so busy i just didn't.

record for most times is 3.

[INCH06]

Can do it nine times a day if i'm stuck in the house ill with drink, depends what's on TV, certain things trigger the urge. Have had a few wanks outside, anyone else done this?

My girl and I got no privacy together so it looks like I'll be helping myself for a while.

I had a one night stand with some whizz head and she took me to her house, her mam was down stairs fucked on brown. We went upstairs, sat and bombed more whizz and drank some more then got down to fucking, her mam walked in when I was doing her over the windowsill, asked if we wanted coffee... We said no, she left... Moral of the story: Fuck a druggy whoar with a smack head mother.

[ComfortablyNumb]

. Moral of the story: Fuck a druggy whoar with a smack head mother.

:bigok::bigok::bigok::bigok:. YES! Tweaker chicks are the most fun for this (so long as theyre twacked out that is). Do you guys think it would be, how you say "immoral" to say pick up chicks at cocaine/methamphetamines anonymous meetings solely because I know theyre easy/emotionally fragile/crazy in bed?

[SayItAintSo014]

Heh, I'm surprised to see this old thread still up. Funny to look back on though. About once a day for me depending on if I want to.

[shawnbye]

Yeah I've also mellowed out a ton from what I used to be like 18-21- that was some craazy time for both bangin and tuggin and everything else too....one thing that I have always had going for me is I can multi-cum ALWAYS at least twice-three times in one sitting....I've tried to see just how far I could take it both when slammin and tuggin- truth is I can pretty much keep going and going and going- it just gets to hurt after a while so I usually have to stop out of frusteration. These days just out of knowin that I take my foot off the gas after a few repeated cums, they kind of get sucsessivily lesser each time also, so after a while it just gets to be like, why...

I have heard that it is actually not at all healthy to go for extended periods without cumming, didn't catch exactly why that was, but in my experience I've found it to be true for the following reason- it just is way unenjoyable and almost painful to blo a load that has been sitting in the sac for any long amount of time...I've gone as long as a few months before without a tug or lay, and when I released that beast,,man the build-up to climax was awesome but the actual unloading was rather (and confusingly) painful at times, and oging for a multi at hose times is just not worth it- I end up feeling like I had one of those cue-tip things rammed up there (U know the ones guys, std tester). Now a days if I can't get laid I make sure that I give er a tug at least once every couple of days or so (although I can quite easily go without for a few days also without ever once thinking about it- or lack of it rather)

PS I'm almost 30 now, so I believe that age does play into the mix after all- used to think otherwise.....my 2 c.

[SayItAintSo014]

I've really calmed down since I wrote this thread. Now I only wank about twice a week. It's really strange though. I haven't really felt the need as much anymore.

[Seol]

You're becoming impotent I think.. lol

Joking.

[RustyBurrito]

3-4 times a week I would say.

[Darkhunter]

Every chance I get.... about 5 or 6 a day. Record though was 32 and god it felt good but for the next week it hurt to piss.

[behindthemask]

Dude. If I'm not gettin laid on a regular basis, it will START OFF at around 3-4 times a day. Usually within one sitting of a few hours. Late night. Password cracks for free hardcore. Hell yeah.


Amen to that! :sgrin:

[Esophagus]

Thats just ridiculous. Record is only two in a day. I usually do it once a day or every other day.

[headcase]

Record though was 32.

I genuinely find it upsetting that I'm spending my time on a board where people brag about how much they jerk off. I find it deeply disturbing that they would lie about it.

[ThePrincessOfScam]

:bigok::bigok::bigok::bigok:. YES! Tweaker chicks are the most fun for this (so long as theyre twacked out that is). Do you guys think it would be, how you say "immoral" to say pick up chicks at cocaine/methamphetamines anonymous meetings solely because I know theyre easy/emotionally fragile/crazy in bed?


and possibly (probably) disease infected, i hope you get an STD and then get preganant. lol. And yes it is completly immoral. those last few comments could be a joke. But I do have a point..... HERE ---> And you bitch me and my BF out and we are actually IN LOVE. Meanwhile you are doing vaunerable peopla and shittin on me. I know that post was from last year but you think you would remember or have decency to not be a hyprocrite or something..*faints*

Anyhoo... Dont really masterbate. Dont feel the need. *shrugs* Anyhoo... lol.. WOW. This is an old thread, wonder how it popped back up here (how someone found it after all this time and posts pushing it back, I mean to say)

[ComfortablyNumb]

YEs, the last part was a joke- the part about going to na meetings/ specifically targeting emotionally vulnerable people- though I would still consider it more moral than having sex w/ children (like your boyfriend). The first part, about how much fun tweakers are in bed though, is all true- though the fun dies down a few hours later and is replaced by the realization that this person is really really annoying/ shame for having slept with them (though the shame is only fleeting, seeing as Im a man.) And, just to clear this up, I'm not talking about dirty, old tweakers, I'm talking solely about girls who haven't been tweaking long, and probably couldn't be considered an addict, So I guess Im talking less about actual tweaker than I am about just some hot young girl on speed. As for disease... the miraculous condom hasn't failed me yet...*knock on wood* (no pun intented

[ThePrincessOfScam]

I know. Lol. It was kinda a joke and kinda true, like your post.

the disease part.. You really gotta be careful, CN, Seriously there is some crazy shit out there.


And my Bf and I have been going out for a while now.. We are pretty stable umongst us so its cool. Say what you want I have been through this before.

[Esophagus]

Im sure he (your boyfriend) has too.
*crash on cymbal*

[ThePrincessOfScam]

whatever if he has. As long as I care about him and he cares about me I could give half a shit.

But its a lot more then you can say about your past relationships... or life... *crash on symbols*

EDIT: And why do you even bother persuing us? If you had an actual life mine wouldnt matter to you, but I guess you dont. But if you ever dicide to go and get one, remember, what other people do isnt none of your fucking business.

[crzydan81]

P.O.S stop PMSing. u and your BF are not in love.

[Esophagus]

a) youre not in love
b) if i really cared about your life id have a lot more to say
c) you have some of the worst comebacks ive heard in my life
d) if you want to be 15 and dating a 23 year old, get a sense of humor

[ThePrincessOfScam]

I have. You are a huge joke to me. lol.

So if you dont care you should.. I dunno.. fuck off? You wouldnt even waste your time with me. But you do. It means something. lol


And, yes, we have been going this long and we are happy, stable and caring. If it doesnt work out ill tell ya, Infact you will be the first to know so you can say whatever you want. But while we are fine and going on half a year fine you dont effect me at all. And I am turning 16 soon, BITCH.

i dont care about my comebacks but appearently you do. Why do you care about me so much? Fuck off you stalker.

[headcase]

Oh for the love of god. Shut the fuck up, both of you. No one cares.

[Esophagus]

Im dropping this now. If I bug you that much this isnt worth it. This is a forum, Im not here for personal problems. Don't even respond to this princess. I, as well as , from the sounds of it, everyone else, don't want to hear it.

[torcher]

Oh for the love of god. Shut the fuck up, both of you. No one cares.

preach my brotha

[kspn]

I masturbate about 4-5 times a week, basically whenever I have a boner and something to jack off into.

[odin_dax]

Wow....

You can also orgasm without ejaculating... but this takes serious training.

Yeah, but it's not as fun.

[mrpsychogreaser]

Originally Posted by FireXtol View Post
Wow....

You can also orgasm without ejaculating... but this takes serious training.

Yeah, but it's not as fun.


HAHA! Ladies and Gentleman, training for the Masturbation Olympics has begun!

P.S. Pinching it off kinda does enable you to keep going though...and I know this because I was also a Teenager at one point in my life.

P.P.S. 15 year old girls in love...umm....that should be another thread in and of itself.

P.P.S.S. It's pretty funny to me that some people are offended by the moral implications of picking up Tweaker Chicks at meetings on a forum such as this one when there are sections of this site that speak of how to steal a persons organs to sell on the black market and still yet, how to bait and blackmail sexual predators on the internet using actual minors.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

And a guide to being a Necromaniac.

[headcase]

"Necrophilia is a victimless crime" - an atheistic comment?

[sabotage]

LOL - This is fucking pathetic, c'mon people rorta is better than this. I would expect to see this on RE or &T. Its not that I don't masturbate, I just thought (most) rorta members were more mature than this. :sad:

[Mr.V]

Wooow!, I'm really suprised people, I mean I only jerk maybye like, 3,4 times a week And NEVER more then once a day, , Just when me get a boner you knoooow.. :blush: then I think ahw, fuck it let's just get this over with hehehehhe,

Again this proves you don't need a girly to enjoy yerself ay ?
man, We're man!, we have dicks and hands!, girls got holes and fists! :O :O :O :flirt: :flirt:


Oh and btw Sabotage,
Lad, sometimes it's good talking about things you wouldn't speak of in public,
I mean, I would certainly not approach a mate and tell him oi man I jerked like a 4569 times this day !,
but here it's ok just say what you want with certain limits lol I guess..

Anyways the last 4 lines probably bullshit written by some dude named mr.V so don't give it too much attention ! =)

Cheerz

[Hellz-Fury]

Once a day...

(Why the fuck do I tell people this kind of shit?)

[odin_dax]

Once a day...

(Why the fuck do I tell people this kind of shit?)

If I don't regularly (when there's no gf around), I'd go insane on campus. F-ing a...!

[MarcDEpyro]

Avarage= 2 times a day or whenever i come across porn..

[Lustcase]

Yesterday I masturbated 12 times to headcase and 3 times to Dizzie. I was having a good day. :naughty:

[Nemesix]

for me its twice a day everyday :) great way to relax a little and lose some of that everyday tension.

[DominoKett]

Yesterday I masturbated 12 times to headcase and 3 times to Dizzie. I was having a good day. :naughty:

haha thats an interesting first post

[Lustcase]

Ahh... Why thank you, DominoKett. I wanted to make a good first impression, as you can see.

[raiden654]

i masterbate like if i keep doing it i'm gonna win something.jk i dont do it that often i lost most my interest in porn afterdoing some zen martial arts n shit like that

[paninvmuthafuckinass!]

Once everyday.

[savage_beauty]

Whenever normally 3-5 times a week but sometimes once or twice a day but i dont really do it once a day that often.

my record in 24 hours is aout 5ish times maybe more or less

[Hawkeye]

I used to think I was an addict and tried to quit, and I only did it once a day. If we're all addicted to masturbation, how does everyone deal with it when they go on school/college trips? :bukkake:

[RoundElephant]

I used to think I was an addict and tried to quit, and I only did it once a day. If we're all addicted to masturbation, how does everyone deal with it when they go on school/college trips? :bukkake:

I went to outdoor lab earlier this school year. ( You go up into the mountains and teach a bunch of six graders for a week). I Couldn't do it at all. That's the longest I've gone without in about two years.

[DJ Poppinfresh]

I went to outdoor lab earlier this school year. ( You go up into the mountains and teach a bunch of six graders for a week). I Couldn't do it at all. That's the longest I've gone without in about two years.

Lol

I'm about 4 a week, less if the gf's around.

Allthough I can easily go a week without. Sure I'm horny as fuck but what's the difference?

[odin_dax]

Lol

I'm about 4 a week, less if the gf's around.

Allthough I can easily go a week without. Sure I'm horny as fuck but what's the difference?

It's perfectly natural. It's probably healthier for you to do it a few times a week rather than going without. I heard it relieves stress, probably some other benefits to it as well, like not walking around all day with a hard-on or staring at girls (as much).

:dunce:

[Acid44]

wow... i feel bad now... i jack off like 6 times a day on average... one to wake me up, one to tire me out before bed, and 4 randoms inbetween for stress relief...

my record is 16 in one day... i was fucking raw... never gonna happen again...

[Th0r]

Twice a day, maybe three times and like DJ, significantly less if there's a girlfriend in the picture...

[B-rad]

This is pretty funny but when im not fucking a hot ass girl, I do it 1-3 times a day, every single day.

Record would be 16 times in a day LMAO. :fuckyou:

[RoundElephant]

wow... i feel bad now... i jack off like 6 times a day on average... one to wake me up, one to tire me out before bed, and 4 randoms inbetween for stress relief...

my record is 16 in one day... i was fucking raw... never gonna happen again...

Do you jace off at school?

[Acid44]

im not in school anymore but tbh i did a couple times... i think i'm just addicted to getting off... those numbers dont change when i have a gf either... no matter how much pussy i get from her...

[RoundElephant]

im not in school anymore but tbh i did a couple times... i think i'm just addicted to getting off... those numbers dont change when i have a gf either... no matter how much pussy i get from her...

You are an addict.

[Acid44]

ahahaha i figured this much :(

but jerking off does seem to make everything better, no?

[RoundElephant]

ahahaha i figured this much :(

but jerking off does seem to make everything better, no?

Anything more then 3 times a day is just uncomfortable for lack of load.

[torcher]

as long as its not rubbed raw and your balls dont hurt how can you masturbate too much?

[Acid44]

as long as its not rubbed raw and your balls dont hurt how can you masturbate too much?

hah see, he gets it XD

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

wrong thread.

[Mr.A]

hah see, he gets it XD

^This


wrong thread.

^and this.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

WTF? i posted pictures for the post a picture thread here, by the time i realised, it was 2 late.

Pics didnt work anyway will try tomorrow.

[.VX]

It's perfectly natural. It's probably healthier for you to do it a few times a week rather than going without. I heard it relieves stress, probably some other benefits to it as well, like not walking around all day with a hard-on or staring at girls (as much).

:dunce:

According to a newspaper article that I read years ago, masturbating once a day reduces the risk of heart disease/failure.

[Th0r]

According to a newspaper article that I read years ago, masturbating once a day reduces the risk of heart disease/failure.

With all those things there will always be a negative side effect also.

[torcher]

lets weigh the pros and cons of masturbating?

pros:
stress relief
pleasure
possibly lowering the risk of heart problems
arm exercise
learn new techniques

cons:
getting caught and having to explain why you're watching a donkey show

in conclusion, i believe the results speak for themselves.

[DJ Poppinfresh]

Do handjobs count?

[Th0r]

Yes, because it's still masturbation, just not a sole sex act.

[Hawkeye]

On the contrary, every time you ejaculate, your body loses valuable vitamins and minerals to the reproduction of sperm.

[icharianchem]

Ya know what... world can have those vitamins and minerals, i dont care. I j/o at least 2/3 times a day record of 17. I just happen to be able to produce that much jizz. That said the girl loves it cuz it means i can fuck her wait an hour fuck her again ad nauseam.

[Pimpin4Life30]

Once or twice every three days. I used to do it much more but not in the recent months.

[7eleven mafia]

ehh it depends


heres something that the rorta board may get a laugh at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPkgHXRpp_U