sex in public places

[pinky gerbilsquirt]

Where's the most public or unusual place you've ever had sex?

The most public place for me would have to be on the side of the road on a for sale sign. Oh and last night i did it at the army base in holsworthy...not very public there but neither of us are in the army so not very common either.

[Armalite]

Back seat of a Greyhound bus.

[Jesus]

Jeus = virgin :( oh well, i'll get laid when the time comes, i mean i am only 14

[gbu-36]

hrrm, most stereotypical place for a girl like me (goth type) was in a graveyard
Id say the wierdest place ever was behind a waterfall in manitou springs ( bunch of people where on the other side of the waterfall too ^-^

[OsirisGuy429]

In her friends bathroom...


In an open field at night. It was also a park and was behind a Waldbaums and on the other side was houses and a house party just down a little further.

[Adrian_Faythe]

Most awkward would have to be on the side of the road in a Miata. Awkward because not only are Miatas tiny as hell (2-seater with no back seat whatsoever), I'm 5'9", and she was almost 6'. ZERO LEG ROOM.

:D

[Mullaly]

I did it behind the mall that i go to every fri... thats pritty public seeing as i hate pda

[INCH06]

I lost my virginity in a pub toilet. Got a blowjob then we had a quicky.

[S25]

Never had full sex,Got a blowjob and wank behind a insane asylum in a old handball alley :)

[Heavy_'TalMeMan]

In a movie theatre. We had to negotiate our seating space a little though..:sly:

[paninvmuthafuckinass!]

I lost my virginity in a beach toilet on holiday when I was 13.

If I can't get my parents out the house for the night, or get a place then I usually do it in the staircase section of the multistory carpark where in that part there is usually no cameras.

But a park at night time works too.

[odin_dax]

I lost my virginity in a beach toilet on holiday when I was 13.

If I can't get my parents out the house for the night, or get a place then I usually do it in the staircase section of the multistory carpark where in that part there is usually no cameras.

But a park at night time works too.

So you're still seeing him?

[SayItAintSo014]

I've gotten head in a park, and had sex in that same park shortly afterwards. Then I went to the abandoned hospital across the street and got more head.

[Clit Crusader]

On the bar at Applebees... I was closing the bar and one of the servers wanted to help and one thing led to another

[headcase]

Sex? Nowhere special. Things got a little heated with a girl I was dancing with at Tiesto in one of the tents at Hi:Fi Ireland. Despite being on a fairly big pile of drugs (both of us), a wolf whistle from one of the people next to us convinced me to put a stop to it (in the tent anyway).

[torcher]

on a picnic table in the middle of a party.

[Esophagus]

in my room. the wierd part is i was alone. =o

[Monoxide Child]

on the auditorium stage in school(which was cuaght on camera ha ha)

[Vallen]

school bathroom and parents bedroom

[icharianchem]

lost my virginity in a threesome (two girls and me)
in afriends house
with both their parents and siblings just upstairs

public parks

right in the middle of a party in my friends attic
then everyone started having sex

[RainKing]

My 1st wife worked in a movie theatre (we were 19 then) and we did it all over the theatre while it was closed... lobby, popcorn counter, balcony, stage, as I carried her down the aisle, her legs around my waist....

"Ah, Youth! Pass the bottle..." :popcorn:

[Darkhunter]

Most public place was in a car during a drive-in movie, bathroom at a movie theater and living room in her house.

[crazy white guy]

retard bathroom of a rec center

retard bathroom of a mall

on the top of a hill (cows watched this one lol)

the retard bathroom of a theatre

the list goes on

[crazy white guy]

Jeus = virgin :( oh well, i'll get laid when the time comes, i mean i am only 14

i lost it when i was 13. i had sex like 20 times before my 14th birthday

and now i have done it too many times to count and its allmost my 16th birthday

[.VX]

retard bathroom of a rec center

retard bathroom of a mall

on the top of a hill (cows watched this one lol)

the retard bathroom of a theatre

the list goes on

I'm starting to see a trend here.

[Vein]

coffee house bathroom.
behind a dumpster at my school (just paper and school supplies in it nothin smelled thank god)
neighbors house while they were gone, in the room their grandkids sleep in when they are over
in the grass of some neighborhood being built near her house

[crazy white guy]

Im still a bit shocked that no one demanded 'pic or it never happened' on the cow thing.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Why were you lying??

Disabled toilet in a park with no lock.
Lounge room with parents in the next room, few pillows over the face at the right time muffles moans and screams.

[crazy white guy]

I didn't know inside a residential home counted as public. If so, that adds a few more.

Hand job in front of my girlfriend's friend and that friend's mother.

Same day but in front of the same friend and the friend's boyfriend.

Many times with girlfriend's mother in a room nearby separated only by a half-wall (kitchen door)

[TheKillingGame]

I've had a few unusual places but my favorite would probably be the cemetery. I don't know if that's considered public but it's surprisingly sexy. The cemetery I'm talking about is at the highest point of the city and you can see all the lights down below. There's this huge tree towering above you, and a giant stone block with a carved angel atop.

Shit's so surreal it makes you feel like you're in a movie.

[crazy white guy]

That sounds damn romantic.

I've gotta find a spot like that.

[TheKillingGame]

That sounds damn romantic.

I've gotta find a spot like that.

Not anywhere near where I live, it was a spur of the moment thing while traveling, but that cemetery is in Dayton, OH by the west side. Grab a bottle of vodka and head over there, well worth it if you live anywhere near. Beautiful place.

[crazy white guy]

I think Western Canada is a bit far from Ohio.

[TheKillingGame]

I think Western Canada is a bit far from Ohio.

There are great cemeteries all over the place. I was just putting it up there for anyone who might be nearby. :]

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Handjob in front of a mate aswell lol

2 different girls in 2 different houses that i dont own/know who owns them and have both sold for $250,000 each.

[odin_dax]

Handjob in front of a mate aswell lol

2 different girls in 2 different houses that i dont own/know who owns them and have both sold for $250,000 each.

There's a comedy song I know... "You better suck, fuck it or leave it alone. I'm telling you, no one can beat me off as well as I can on my own... You've done it once or twice, but I've done it 100 billion and one half times." Understand, mate?

[katiesbeenrickrolled]

the most public place i've fucked in is a tennis court








but a rent a cop caught my ex fingering me underneath a staircase at the mall

[crazy white guy]

HAHA

Once a retarded guy walked into the bathroom me and my girlfriend were fucking in. He looked like he crapped his pants with shock. xD

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Odin Ok i understand that but not what you are trying to get at. The 2 girls were roots in the house not a h/j.

[Vein]

the handjob protest song!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fiOexceP5CE

[paninvmuthafuckinass!]

The park or on a rooftop (I bought a padlock with me and locked the door behind me).

Also fucked in the grimiest of places as well...public disabled toilets.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Same here i dont know if i mentioned it.
There was no lock on our disabled toilet though.

[raiden654]

in a tent out on the river just after i went skinny dippin with a few freinds and few people who wanted to deal salvia.

[savage_beauty]

I haven?t actually had sex in a public place... yet. (Its on my to do list) but i have masturbated in public.

1. A crowded swimming pool. (It was one of those pools with massagers built into the wall.)
2. On a bus.
3. In the woods.

So it?s not a large list at the moment but it?s a start.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Luckily i remembered your a chick. lmfao
Otherwise that would be all fucked up!

[odin_dax]

Luckily i remembered your a chick. lmfao
Otherwise that would be all fucked up!

You never jerked off in the woods, Nox?

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

You never jerked off in the woods, Nox?

Nope. Beside the fact there is no woods around here only bush. Do you suggest trying it odin?

[odin_dax]

Nope. Beside the fact there is no woods around here only bush. Do you suggest trying it odin?

No, but I wouldn't say don't try it either.

[savage_beauty]

Luckily i remembered your a chick. lmfao
Otherwise that would be all fucked up!

Why would it be fucked up? The woods near my house are huge it takes a good 3 or 4 hours to navigate it fully. Its also very quiet as it is on top of a huge hill which not many people want to climb.

The bus was a double decker and i was the only one upstairs. (It was a long journey and i was bored)

The swimming pool- I'm sure those massangers would work on men as well.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Dunno its just somethin girls can get away with but if i walked across some dude flogging hell for leather in a pool or on a bus i would be disturbed and possibly call him out to let everyone know and he would than be consider a a pervert.

Fuck its to early for a Saturday morning

[REL0AD]

Shagged some bint in a pub toilet and once did a girlfriend in the woods on some tin roofing.

[odin_dax]

Shagged some bint in a pub toilet and once did a girlfriend in the woods on some tin roofing.

Welcome back, reload. Have you always been in the Canary Islands?

[death11284]

Ah..well for me..

Last year, sounds of the underground, edge of the mosh pit with my GF. Up the skirt, no one said shit.

It was during cry of the black birds or gods of war arise by amon amarth, I can't remember which. Anyways, hardest shit you've ever done.

EDIT: It was during valhall awaits me

[REL0AD]

Welcome back, reload.

Thanks.

[DoctaD]

Last year, sounds of the underground, edge of the mosh pit with my GF. Up the skirt, no one said shit.

http://forum.rorta.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=182&d=1213314435
Somehow hard to picture...

[hamster]

Somehow hard to picture...

arguable
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g129/hklbryhd/ugly-girl.jpg

[torcher]

arguable
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g129/hklbryhd/ugly-girl.jpg

not bad, compared to....

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a351/yieldingdana/n1493580177_30242011_1491.jpg

anywho, does sex on top of a building count?

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Damn she is hot torcher, Congratz on the wife.

Shagged some bint in a pub toilet and once did a girlfriend in the woods on some tin roofing.

Welcome back Rel0ad.

[death11284]

Hey fuck you docta lol

That picture is from when I was 14..I'm 17 now..

But yeah, most people think the same..

Then again most people wouldn't think I have quite thorough knowledge on explosives and quite a few poisons..

[Vein]

rooftop of a school is added to the list now =)


we have to start adding pics lol

[odin_dax]

Hey fuck you docta lol

That picture is from when I was 14..I'm 17 now..

But yeah, most people think the same..

Then again most people wouldn't think I have quite thorough knowledge on explosives and quite a few poisons..

No offense, but if you've gathered that information from unreliable texts, I'd bet you don't know anymore now than when you began.

[Vein]

And to be brutally honest, I've read a decent amount too, but we're 99.9% probably not ever going to put it to use.

[Twist]

Fuck I've mostly had sex in public places I want the damn bed more often!

-Top of a hill overlooking a highway and the center of a small town
-In the inside of a bank after hours, the part where the door opens the atm is there and the rest is closed off.
-In various places on school campus went I went there
-In a spot in the woods where ppl come daily to smoke weed and shit
-Behind a teachers house, the teacher lived on campus and came out while I had just finished fingering her and was just slippin it in. I was mad. The fucker just had to walk his stupid little pug right at that time!

Oh yea there have been other places as well, this was all with one girl. She was fun :)

[bankraped]

This picture accurately sums up the sum of my sexual contact with anyone (Being fat sucks sometimes. Mostly it's awesome):
http://forum.rorta.net/picture.php?albumid=9&pictureid=77
Pic is not me, If you're wondering.

[savage_beauty]

This picture accurately sums up the sum of my sexual contact with anyone (Being fat sucks sometimes. Mostly it's awesome):
http://forum.rorta.net/picture.php?albumid=9&pictureid=77
Pic is not me, If you're wondering.


Lol when is it awesome?

So far i think my most exciting experience was in a phone box. Unfortuantly we had to stop because someone came to actually use the phone box and they were waiting outside, wondering what we were doing :P

[Th0r]

Being fat and having a family history of heart disease is awesome. Fuck Pys-Ed!

But no seriously, if you're fat you can get laid. Look at the fat Chav Whores waddling down the high streets on Grand Britannia.

[Twist]

Being fat and having a family history of heart disease is awesome. Fuck Pys-Ed!

But no seriously, if you're fat you can get laid. Look at the fat Chav Whores waddling down the high streets on Grand Britannia.

Be nice Th0r. Dude get urself some ephedra, and work out. I'm not anything near fat but I don't see why this won't work.

[Th0r]

Twist - I've been working out rigorously for several weeks now. I wouldn't consider myself fat anymore. I haven't been properly fat for over a year now.

[Twist]

Twist - I've been working out rigorously for several weeks now. I wouldn't consider myself fat anymore. I haven't been properly fat for over a year now.

Sweet, increase in pussy level?

[Day_N_Night]

This picture accurately sums up the sum of my sexual contact with anyone (Being fat sucks sometimes. Mostly it's awesome):
http://forum.rorta.net/picture.php?albumid=9&pictureid=77
Pic is not me, If you're wondering.

How fat are we talking here?


Th0r was fat? Wtf i always pictured him as some sort of Artemis Fowl except without the money. Thanks for destroying my mental image of you Th0r :(

[bankraped]

Fat as in 18 stone fat.