Keep your Children Spirtually Clean!

[gbu-36]

I guess a catholic chuch in my general area put this out in their newsletter.

I post it here so you all can notice the warning signs before you go astray from our lord and saviour.......

PRAISE JESUS !

f Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the
Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate
if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young,
susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate
attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your
child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears bandand/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed
crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other
anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to
be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest inwholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer,
church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or
anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of
self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses
pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form
of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the
idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so
that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.-.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature

.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca,
Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.If five or more of these apply to
your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic
culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If
any of these problems persist, enlist your child into
your local mental health center. ~St. Mary's Catholic
Church



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Count Dracula Cereal !
(Originally Found this on the Assemblage 23 forums)
^-^

[Adrian_Faythe]

Shit, I'm fucked, then....

Of course, Catholics are also the ones who believe in "original sin." Who the hell dreams that kind of stuff up?

I mean, cable television...whoa, watch out hardcore porn sites, you've got competition in the form of censored programs involving bikinis.

:roll:

[C.R. Ripshit]

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca,
Hinduism and Buddhism.

Lol, scientology.... such a dangerous cult.

[Biovore]

Are these people for real? Is this some kind of bad joke?

LOL Buddhism....

[gbu-36]

Pretty sure its real, as Ive seen some of the other stuff like this floating around in my area hehehe,

hehehe Count Dracula Cereal

[Armalite]

Good lord. Almost all of that applies to me, and I'm not even a goth! Hell. Alot of that shit probably applied to BRITNEY SPEARS four or five years ago.

[duiker]

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.



:shock: This is hilarious. The pinnacle of religious paranoia...

[kbk]

That is fucking rediculous...The part about self mutilation being part of satanic rituals is complete bullshit...Fuck religion...Damn.

[Adrian_Faythe]

Psh, I'll just headbang myself straight into Hell then, for all I care.

There was also a site from some crazy "father" claiming that cannibalism was the fault of Satanists. Obviously he's never heard of the Papua New Guinea tribes that have been practicing the...practice...for thousands of years, before Christianity was even developed.

[torcher]

Count Chocula..i love that stuff. it is soooo good. but sadly ive not been able to find it for years. now ive resorted to eating Special K.

[Stone]

-Frequently wears black clothing.

So priests are evil?

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

What about these (http://www.scarabcart.com/cgi-bin/stryper/store.cgi?csid=&category=Clothing)?

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

What is considered excessive though?

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed
crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

Funny, seeing as pentagrams and pentacles were also used as a christian symbol until the early catholic church decided that they should be banned because pagans used them too.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

http://lucasg3.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/tatoo_jesus.jpg

-Listens to gothic or any other
anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to
be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

Ever heard of Extol (http://www.undeceived.net/) (A christian goth band who are just as heavy as any other goth band)?

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

Isn't that discrimination? But under god aren't we supposed to be all equal?

-Shows a declining interest inwholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer,
church or sports.

Maybe s/he just got a life?

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or
anything else that involves Satan.

Death, everybody dies and according to christian religion goes to heaven... How is that satanic? Magic? Jesus [supposedly] walked on water, etc, now if that's not magic then what the fuck is?

-Takes drugs.

Do you drink coffee?

-Drinks alcohol.

Don't chrisitians drink wine during the sacrament?

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

Probably from living with freaks like whoever wrote this...

-Complains of boredom.

PWAAAAHAHHHAAAAAHHAHA

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

What the fuck, this is hilarious!

-Is excessively awake during the night.

This shit is just too stupid to continue with...

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form
of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the
idea that His light is of no use.)

Meningites?

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

To pray?

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

Again, praying?

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so
that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)

Wow, nice rewording of the same point 3 times...

-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.

So what if the kid doesn't want a nosy parent breathing down his/her neck every second... Maybe don't want to be losers like thier parents...

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.

Well, they have all been known to abuse kids, and treat kids as if they don't exist/matter by disregarding them.

-Misbehaves at school.

ADD

-Misbehaves at home.-.

ADD

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

Does watching the Count on Seasame Street apply also? Burn Jim Henson at the stake!!!

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

lol

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)

Heh heh heh, all cable tv watchers are going straight to hell! PWNED!

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature

Yeah, I played a great game a couple of days ago... Crucify the jew

.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

So I'm not the only one to see Bill Gates is really the devil!

-Expresses an interest in sex.

It's wrong to procreate? Shit, I'm going to hell...

-Masturbates

The devil makes work for idle hands...

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

Isn't the pope gay?

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca,
Hinduism and Buddhism.

Buddhism -> gothic? WTF?

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

This is so retarded, I can't think of a reply...

-Claims to be a goth.If five or more of these apply to
your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic
culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If
any of these problems persist, enlist your child into
your local mental health center. ~St. Mary's Catholic
Church

I would'a thought any of these would have been enough:
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of
self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses
pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Claims to be a goth.

[Armalite]

Funny...alot of those requirements are descriptive of transvestites (http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Heights/6347/). :shock:

[fuCKYou]

Shit, I'm fucked, then....

Same here. Gbu, this was in an actual letter sent by a church? I think they are just looking for new members.

[ThePrincessOfScam]

PRAISE JESUS !

Praise the Lord

f Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the
Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate
if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young,
susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate
attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your
child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.

Ohh I have gotton off the black, too hot in summer time

-Wears bandand/or rock t-shirts.


Where in the bible does it say "Thou shalt not play/listen to music" ?

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

Hmm... Lipstick has always been nasty to me, but.. oww.. hold on.. got some mascara in my eye.. ow..

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed
crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

What if I was wearing a silver cross? I also have some pretty psychidelic crucifixes at home


-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.


I am getting a tattoo soon.. And Churches in Germany and Italy have members who tattoo crosses and holy figures on their bodies all the time..

-Listens to gothic or any other
anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to
be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

Discard them, Amen

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

eccentrically?


-Shows a declining interest inwholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer,
church or sports.


The reason most people are having a diclining interest in the Chruch and The Bible is because it is getting too rediculous. RELIGION is getting to extreme and rediculous.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or
anything else that involves Satan.

There are Christian and Catholic occult proffessors who I know.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.


DAMNIT. DAMNIT. DAMNIT.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of
self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses
pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)

lol..... Opus Dei flog and scar themselves in the name of Christ. It is to show either suffering endured by the Lord, or suffering that will be endured by the Lord

-Complains of boredom.


This is boring


-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

I work GRAVEYARDS, dude...

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form
of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the
idea that His light is of no use.)


Again.. I work GRAVEYARDS. The only sunlight I have seen in the past 4 months is that peeking through my boarded up windows. lol

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

G-R-A-V-E-Y-A-R-D-S... LEAVE ME ALONE OR DIE

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so
that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)


Surely this is true... Now please be quite so Satan can help me get rid of my headache. Praised be to Advil

-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.


I am sure every teenager would love their moms to tag along on their pot-outings lol

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.

Authority through steriotypes is rediculous, I am not gunna respect you because you are old, or religious or work for a discriminatory system. If you earn my respect, I will give it to you 10 times over

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.-.


Righto ol' chaps


-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

Oh yes, "Thou shalt not eat chocula"


-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

Opus Dei practises drinking urine. The bible says that a man shall never go thirsty even when there is no water, for an eternal stream flows within you.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)


CHILD BLOCKED RESPONCE


-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature


Laura Croft is Satanic?


.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

I spend at least 50% of my free time on the computel


-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

*headbangs*

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates


Maybe thats because you are a horny, hormone infested teenager. lol.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.


Infamous claim of discrimination by the Church

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca,
Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

how about mine.. it says "FUCK YOU"

-Claims to be a goth.If five or more of these apply to
your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic
culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If
any of these problems persist, enlist your child into
your local mental health center. ~St. Mary's Catholic
Church


Lord... I am not ashamed to love God. I am ashamed that these kinds of people do. Errr... THINK they do

[crzydan81]

I hate goths and rock music. NO offense to any here.

[ThePrincessOfScam]

I hate goths and rock music. NO offense to any here.


Well then, Sir, you have been deemed "Heaven Worthy" By St. Mary's Catholic Church. Congratulations, eh!

:fing02:

[crzydan81]

lol thans

[Clit Crusader]

LMAO, this is not from an actual church this was created by some kid and has the name changed around of the church that sent it out. I read about this a long ass time ago on some urban legend site, It was created as a joke but some TV station took it seriously and did a whole segment on the dangers of being goth and mentioned that newsletter on their broadcast and website. would be pretty funny if it was true

[Esophagus]

I can think of a million better reasons to throw out a Marilyn Manson CD than religion. That being said..... FAAAAAKE.

[headcase]

Don't forget electricity! It's the devils bloodstream!

[Th0r]

http://www.godhatesgoths.com/

[malefic internicine]

now God Hates Mental Retarded people and Babies too????

"GOD ALSO DETESTS RETARDS. DOWN SYNDROME, CEREBAL PALSY, THALIDOMIDES, DWARFISM, SPINA BIFIDA, AND OTHER CREATURES SPASTIC RETARDATIONS ARE REPULSIVE TO GOD. THE BIBLE STATES QUITE CLEARLY THAT THESE TWISTED LIMBLESS MONSTERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR A CHURCH, AS THEY ARE UNCLEAN AND REPULSIVE TO GOD. "

[Th0r]

Yes...
It is probably the most pointless website that has ever been on the internet!
No disrespect to Christians but Im certain that nowhere in the bible does it say kids that have down syndrome and cerebal paulsy cannot be christian. Nowhere in the bible does it say listening to Marilyn Manson is a sin...

[Vallen]

i was lookign though that site for some good laughs and this realy stood out on the "list on banned music"
Rammstein - all lyrics in German (The language of Hitler)

[Th0r]

i was lookign though that site for some good laughs and this realy stood out on the "list on banned music"

the banned music list makes no sense whatsoever...

[malefic internicine]

this site is racist i was reading through the other sections of the site and i found this:


"I was scared in case the father was a negro. The shame it would have brought by family!"

Dont read Harry Potter books or your a goth


"Rev Green gave me a list of books and CDs, and told me to look through my granddaughter’s belongings to see if his suspicions were founded. They were! I found a copy of ‘The Witches Bible’, ‘Teen Witch’, several Harry Potter books, and CD’s by artist ‘Marilyn Manson’. I felt physically sick. Here was me blaming my daughter for causing that crash, when it was entirely granddaughter’s fault. She must have cast a wiccan spell that killed all those innocent people. I knew I had to act, and act fast! I wasn't going to let her shed more innocent blood."


another example Rev. Green's perfect non gothic christain

"When my granddaughter arrived back from school I confronted her about it. I showed her all the books I had found, and asked her point blank if she killed her mother. That was when I saw the demon within. She just went crazy at me, the levels of profanity which spewed from that child’s mouth wasn’t normal. I knew she was possessed, just like Rev Green said.

So I grabbed her by the back of the neck, lit the oven, and thrust her head inside yelling “This is what Hell feels like you little bitch! You like that? Because that’s where your kind go!” Then I dragged her upstairs, and made her watch me smash up all her ungodly CD's, burn all her books and tear up all her perverse black clothing. After that she wept for days, probably because she realized what I’d done for her. I had saved her life. And the best news of all is she wasn't really that badly burned, only really scarred in the face, neck, head, chest and body areas. A little make-up conceals all! I believe she is now almost ready for me to undo her chains, and let her take her place amongst normal society again. Thank the Lord!"

This isnt only a war versus goths its against terror too, bettercall in George Bush and the secretary of Defense

"Rev RG Green has been a true inspiration during my time of need. He has made me understand that if we truly are going to win this war on terror, it starts in the home. It might be something as simple as organizing a Harry Potter book burning, or placing your child's hands on a hot stove if you catch them masturbating"

Just another example

"or cutting off part of your daughter's ear for listening to Gothic music. But whatever it takes to drive Satan out of our young, we MUST do it, and do it fast! We don't have time to worry about nonsense like "human rights violations!" We must do it for their own good, lest they burn forever in the flames of eternal torment! I thank God everyday that he has given my granddaughter a second chance. Praise Jesus!"

Ode to the Q & A section


"QUESTION : You say all Goths are freaks, perverts and homosexuals. Well my son is a Goth, but he is a decent kid who has a girlfriend. They seem like very happy and well adjusted teenagers.

ANSWER : You may not realize it, but you have just hit the nail on the head. They ‘seem’ like well adjusted teenagers. Yes, your son may indeed have a girlfriend, and everything may ‘seem’ normal to you. But do you monitor his every move? NO! Because I would be willing to bet that when you are not around he gets up to all sorts of sick twisted perversions. He probably has 2 or 3 male friends who anally rape him on a regular basis. He also probably drinks babies’ blood, and engages in orgies with animals, some of whom will be dead. His girlfriend is probably having lesbian sex with many of her so-called ‘harmless’ Gothic friends also. ALL Goths are deviants. Make no mistake - your son is in very real danger here."

always remember Rev Greens motto:

"A rebellious child, is bratty and wild.
But a child you beat, is a joy to greet. "

[Th0r]

Rev Greene didnt respond to my letter lol. But anyway, what right does he have to tell parents how to look after their kids. Absoloutely none.
Everything on that site is hate speech.
People demand neo-nazi sites be taken down and leave sites like that one up.

[headcase]

Firstly, I think this is bullshit. I joke mad up by some rebellious kid making the Church look stupid (why he needed to make shit up I don't know - probably an inability to do some propre research). Secondly;

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Philosophy.

-Shows a declining interest inwholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer,
church or sports.

...all 16 of these apply to me, so I'm definately a goth, and right now I'm wearing white tracksuit bottoms, a bright orange polo shirt and listening to cheese-trance (I'm in that kind of mood).

[Th0r]

...all 16 of these apply to me, so I'm definately a goth, and right now I'm wearing white tracksuit bottoms, a bright orange polo shirt and listening to cheese-trance (I'm in that kind of mood).

The amazingly logical ideology of Rev Green!

[Armalite]

Lolz!

But you guys know that shit is obviously a parody, right?

[Th0r]

But you guys know that shit is obviously a parody, right?

What god hates goths?
or the St.Mary church thing?

[Axxess of Evil]

-Wears bandand/or rock t-shirts.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest inwholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer,
church or sports.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Complains of boredom.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so
that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.-.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature

.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates


Bwahahaha!!! I guess 98% of minors need immediate spiritual intervention. I like the part about Count Chocula, I guess I was a goth when I was a little kid. :wtf1:

In all seriousness though, if you find out your child is a goth beat him with a rubber hose and enlist him in military school.

[Th0r]

In all seriousness though, if you find out your child is a goth beat him with a rubber hose and enlist him in military school.

And why exactly should you do that?
While I myself am not a goth I like their way of expressing themselves.

[headcase]

Through angst?