eleven months in the shitter

[crazy white guy]

I recently broke up with my girlfriend of eleven months and i dont feel really that bad but, i know i could feel better.

[post commentary]the first time i read through this it was a total of three big run-on sentances, so i went through and edited the shit out of it. sorry if it doesnt make perfect sence.[/post comentary]

The reason we broke up was trust and committment issues but that doesnt really matter. So, i get home on friday. I'mreuniting with a fuck buddy for some weird and probably kinky sex on saturday. The next day I have a date planned with a girl that I have liked for most of the time i've been with my now-ex. After that I have made loose plans to see a friend that I havent seen in a while. I've lost a shitload of weight since the stress of the breakup started and i've been going for 5k runs every day. Running allways gives me a good feeling for some reason.

Whats another awesome ways to cheer myself up?

Im going to bring home a few bottles of amazing vodka so a drunken fuck is not out of the question.I also just quit smokng again after having 7 or so packs during this trip (german smokes are the shit.) So that might make things worse. Overall I feel pretty good. Me and my girl broke up and are now allright friends. Im sure that in a while I can convince her to be a fuck buddy unless i dont feel anybetter about shit in a while. I look like shit though. I have been smoking a tonne and drinking since i got here so I havent been sleeping much at all. And appearantly alcohol + depression = bulimia. world is a fucker eh? Another important bit is that the girl im going out with on sunday is leaving to go across country in a week after I get back for a few years, so anything I do with her will be completely inconsequencial to either of our lives. That leave me open for the sex and whatnot.

expect drunken pictures

I think im going to take a picture of all of the vodka left over from the wedding(s) when I go back to the house.

peace rorta
and thanks for getting me through some tough shit over the past year

[Nemesix]

Well, sorry to hear that youve broken up with your girlfriend. Breakups usually suck because even if you dont give a shit about her, you start to think, jesus, isnt there one good girl out there for me?

I think you have to ask yourself something, have you ever met a girl you like more than weed? lol. Cheer yourself up and smoke an eighth with yourself and a good friend!

[odin_dax]

Sounds like you needed to break up. If you don't want to stay committed, then you did the right thing, just don't go and fuck yourself trying to be friends with her. Maybe you can do it, maybe she can be a fuck buddy, but it'll just mess you up in the end.

If you want to shag the person going away, then go for it. If you care about her, don't do it.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Umm sorry got no advice but grammar
Isnt it ment to read 11 months "down" the shitter?
When i first read the title i thought you were sick and going to have the runs for 11 months.

I do have advice

Your young enough that relationships shouldnt matter that much. You will get more if you dont let this one take you down and just enjoy life atm cause a bitch just adds extra strain to everyday living.

Jurassic Five
I got 99 problems son and a bitch aint one

[DJ Poppinfresh]

Umm sorry got no advice but grammar
Isnt it ment to read 11 months "down" the shitter?

You sound like his mother...But as I first read the title I had the idea of you Going through some bad constipation...

But hey, I know how it feels, and after 11 months, you must have gotten attatched.
Life isn't all about relationships, though - You live for you, and no-one else. (insert more cheezy feel-good crap).

I liked the weed idea too...

[DoctaD]

When I read the title I thought of this (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23618592/).

I agree with odin, though, making an ex into a fuck-buddy rarely works and ends up causing more pain for both parties. Probably better cutting all ties.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

You sound like his mother...But as I first read the title I had the idea of you Going through some bad constipation...


Umm sorry got no advice but grammar
Isnt it ment to read 11 months "down" the shitter?
When i first read the title i thought you were sick and going to have the runs for 11 months.

I do have advice

Your young enough that relationships shouldnt matter that much. You will get more if you dont let this one take you down and just enjoy life atm cause a bitch just adds extra strain to everyday living.


Well? how do i sound like his mother??

Yeah smoke the memories of her away haha.

[crazy white guy]

I think the fuckbuddies idea is in the shitter. I called her after the brealup and we patched things up as much as possible so that we wouldnt be screaming at eachother if we ran into eachother down the road. But when I was in scecein or wowever the fuck you spell it, I couldnt stop thinking about her and wat happened. It really helped that my dad was there with me. He allways knows how to cheer me up. He rambled on about how i should be th next "nuclear cowboy" or "the nuclear boyscout" so that i would get a free ride through collage.. Im going to wait a few months before I continue with out relationship in any way. If not i'll just re-lapse into depression. So i'll have my fun with getting back to my whoreish ways till then.

But im happy to say that im being a hell of a shitty ex. My couzin's hot friend likes me and im going to hangout with her bofore I leave. Also the day after the breakup I had some fun with a cute blond that didnt speak a word of english. The thing about the blond shouldnt make me look like a player or anything. When she saw me I knew she was only doing what she did to make her ex (my first couzin) jealous.

fuckyeah for hot, jealous bitches =)

[Th0r]

When I read the title I thought of this (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23618592/).


Mr. McFarren sure is a fantastic partner!

Seriously though, I don't think it's possible to move on from a relationship if she's your 'fuck buddy' and if you felt for her before the chances are you'll have an even harder time moving on/getting over it.

Just my thoughts, but I wouldn't know as the only 'fuck buddies' I've ever had were never my girlfriends.

[crazy white guy]

i've had a few fuck buddies. One was my ex that I dated for a week and then she started beating my ass so we broke up. I saw her a week later and she sat down beside me and unbuttoned my jeans and said "This doesnt mean anything, but take these off". It was one of the hottest moment of my life. Another one is an ex that asks for sex every time she gets dumped. I feel bad and shes hot so I never turn her down(Epic puppy-dog eyes.) But I also never ask for it because I know that shes not the kind of person that I would put through the bullshit of being fuck buddies. I still respect her a lot. The last one that I have acctually had sex if you dont count this past girlfriend (our relationship started with me helping her cheat on her boy) was the one I call pancake(its a play on words). I lost my virginity to her, and hot fuck.

[edits made to make me not look so bad and some punctuation]

[odin_dax]

i've had a few fuck buddies. One was my ex that i dated for a week and then she started beating my ass so we broke up. I saw her a week later and she sat down beside me and unbuttoned my jeans and said "This doesnt mean anything, but take these off". It was one of the hottest moment of my life. Another one is an ex that asks for sex every time she gets dumped. I feel bad and shes hot so i never turn her down. But i also never ask for it. The last one that i have acctually had sex if you dont count this past girlfriend (our relationship started with me helping her cheat on her boy) was the one i call pancake(its a play on words). I lost my virginity to her, and hot fuck.

I think all your problems come from your outrageous and unhealthy outlook on relationships. You can't have it both ways, which is obviously what you want. If you're going to date a girl, be serious. Being young or horney is no excuse to fuck someone over. But, hey, it's your life. I'm just not going to read about it and blow smoke up your ass telling you everything is great, like the others here. I think the kind of attitude you have is told in your story of your cousin's ex. For shame!

BTW, dating someone for a week is anything near being a girlfriend.

[crazy white guy]

BTW, dating someone for a week is [not] anything near being a girlfriend.

Is that what you meant?

It confused me a bit

I try to have a good outlook on relationships but I have this thing that allways fucks me over in the end. Every time I meet a girl that I like. They are either of two groups: a friend that it wouldnt work as a girlfriend but we are still sexually attracted to eachother so we dont get into a committed relationship, and a friend that I meet and instantly fall in love with as this last one was. Everything looks like its going perfectly in both ways untill the end when I either realize: 1. I care for the girl that is 'just a friend' so much that seeing her with other people makes me angry or 2. I get committed to someone that I know it wasent going to work with (most recent one.)

I have no idea how to fix the mindset I worked myself into. I really doubt I'll be able to have a healthy relationship untill I do. But really, im 16, to me right now life is about sex and school. The only things outside of sex and school are once or twice a month drugs, and family being the rest of my time. I've never been the kind of person to just have friends. Like im allways in a relationship and having maybe 5 friends that I rarely see or having 20 friends that I barely see and fucking around with any attractive thing with a vagina and a nice rack.

Am I a terrible person?

[odin_dax]

Is that what you meant?

It confused me a bit

I try to have a good outlook on relationships but I have this thing that allways fucks me over in the end. Every time I meet a girl that I like. They are either of two groups: a friend that it wouldnt work as a girlfriend but we are still sexually attracted to eachother so we dont get into a committed relationship, and a friend that I meet and instantly fall in love with as this last one was. Everything looks like its going perfectly in both ways untill the end when I either realize: 1. I care for the girl that is 'just a friend' so much that seeing her with other people makes me angry or 2. I get committed to someone that I know it wasent going to work with (most recent one.)

I have no idea how to fix the mindset I worked myself into. I really doubt I'll be able to have a healthy relationship untill I do. But really, im 16, to me right now life is about sex and school. The only things outside of sex and school are once or twice a month drugs, and family being the rest of my time. I've never been the kind of person to just have friends. Like im allways in a relationship and having maybe 5 friends that I rarely see or having 20 friends that I barely see and fucking around with any attractive thing with a vagina and a nice rack.

Am I a terrible person?

Ha, ha, heavens no, but fucking lots of women doesn't make you a man ;-) You sound exactly like one of my friends, only younger. Sex, sex, sex. He always complains about trying to be a different person, but he doesn't try. He's cool, but he's stuck. If you don't want any close friends and no serious attachments, then you're on the right track.

[auto493398]

lulz

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

(women usually start going downhill around 30 anyway), then find yourself a nice 18-20 yr old to settle down with and have a "relationship", that way you will have an extra 10-12 years to enjoy her hot body (get a chick that likes to work out if you want her looks to last even longer).
she would probably look like crap by her mid 30's
..

If her mum is a MILF than so will she at that age most of the time.

[odin_dax]

I just skimmed over this post but heres my advice...
Your too fucking young to be worrying about "relationships", just fuck a lot of girls and have as much fun as you can until your 30 (women usually start going downhill around 30 anyway), then find yourself a nice 18-20 yr old to settle down with and have a "relationship", that way you will have an extra 10-12 years to enjoy her hot body (get a chick that likes to work out if you want her looks to last even longer).
Chances are that if you stayed with this ex, you would hate her guts an she would probably look like crap by her mid 30's

If I had it to do over again, thats what I would do....

Of course you would, you're a guy. The past regrets of a man for the right thing to do is the opposite. And people wonder why so many teens get STDs, pregnant and raped, even commit suicide. When did we become a culture of sex? No, he's not too young to worry about relationships. There are many "high school sweetheart" couples around. Never too young not to worry about screwing up your life or fucking someone else's over. Yeah, maybe crazy isn't in a serious mindset for a relationship, but telling him to do what he feels isn't very helpful, no matter the age. Not all women go down hill at 30, but even if the one you're with did, who the fuck cares if you love her and she's the mother of your children? We all go downhill, why do it alone?

Worst advice ever, auto.

[auto493398]

LMFAO

Odin, whats your age and are you male or female?

[odin_dax]

LMFAO

Odin, whats your age and are you male or female?

In an attempt to discredit my statements based on sex or age? Where is the age cutoff line? A year younger than you? A month? A day?

Enjoy your laughs, but if you want to say something, go ahead. This is a public forum and I'm not a moderator.

[auto493398]

In an attempt to discredit my statements based on sex or age?

Not necessarily, Im just tryin to understand where your coming from and its hard to do that without knowing a little information about you...
kinda like this...
Of course you would, you're a guy.
You know im a guy so you understand where im coming from, you can also guess from my post that im around the age of 29

That being said Odin....

[odin_dax]

Not necessarily, Im just tryin to understand where your coming from and its hard to do that without knowing a little information about you...
kinda like this...

You know im a guy so you understand where im coming from, you can also guess from my post that im around the age of 29

That being said Odin....

Well, I'm obviously a dude. I don't know why that issue keeps coming up when I use the name "Odin"

Almost 28.

[Th0r]

I agree with Odin about his thoughts on Auto's Advice and his remarks about CWGs Sexual Viewpoint being unhealthy...

[crazy white guy]

I suck at life

And I need a fucking smoke...