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7eleven mafia
7th September 2008, 03:52 AM
these can be any kinds of recipies breakfast/lunch/ or dinner it doesnt matter just spread the knowledge of some of your favorites
this is a quick and easy breakfast recipe
Scrapple
ingredients\tools
-decent sized pan
-sausage (preferably links) [4 -5 links]
-hash browns
-eggs (3 or 4)
-wisp
-spatula
-good sized bowl
-knife
-cutting board
-butter (unsalted) [quarter stick]
cooking directions
step one-turn the oven on to about 6
step two- take the cutting board and cut the sausage links into small pieces using the knife
step three-put the sausage into the pan until the sausage is cooked fully
step four-put the quarter stick into the pan
step five- put in the hash browns and cook them until golden brown
sub step- as the hash browns are cooking take the eggs, crack them into the bowl and use the wisp to scramble the eggs and put aside
step six- now put the scrambled eggs into the pan and cook them
step seven- now take the pan off the heat and serve
Pimpin4Life30
7th September 2008, 05:03 AM
Ingredients
-Loaf of bread
-some milk
-A bowl
Crumple up all the bread and add milk.
Its actually much better than it sounds.I think some people heat it up some times, but i dont.
RoundElephant
7th September 2008, 06:23 AM
Ingredients
-Loaf of bread
-some milk
-A bowl
Crumple up all the bread and add milk.
Its actually much better than it sounds.I think some people heat it up some times, but i dont.
I laughed sooo hard.
crazy white guy
7th September 2008, 06:43 AM
Its like nigger oatmeal. no offense to roundE.
Pimpin4Life30
7th September 2008, 07:25 AM
its good man.whats so wrong with that roundelephant?
RoundElephant
7th September 2008, 07:55 AM
I'm black.
.VX
7th September 2008, 08:17 AM
You might want to delete the double of this thread before someone posts on it.
DJ Poppinfresh
7th September 2008, 11:23 AM
Ingredients:
-Cornflakes
-Milk
-Honey
Okay, first you put the cornflakes in a bowl.
Then, pour the milk over it.
Last, smother it in honey.
Suitable for every meal of the day - And a staple of my diet.
Th0r
7th September 2008, 11:06 PM
Th0rs Delightful Breakfast - Ingredients...
-Honey Nut Cornflakes
-Coco Pops
-Milk
-Mixing Bowl
Nox (ADVANCED)
8th September 2008, 12:40 AM
toaster, raw toast, butter and vegemite.
Sometimes substitute raw toast and toaster for a wheatbix.
Im an original Australian.
DJ Poppinfresh
9th September 2008, 12:16 AM
toaster, raw toast, butter and vegemite.
Sometimes substitute raw toast and toaster for a wheatbix.
Im an original Australian.
Weetbix with butter and vegimite?
How perculiar...
I'm SO h4X0R, I don't eat weetbix, I eat 1337bix!
Nox (ADVANCED)
9th September 2008, 05:17 AM
I'm SO h4X0R, I don't eat weetbix, I eat 1337bix!
You rare fuckin spare lmao!! Thats a beauty!!
Seriously try it though man u brake it in half, spread butter and veg on the top part and slam the bottom on top like a sandwich.
DJ Poppinfresh
9th September 2008, 10:43 AM
Seriously try it though man u brake it in half, spread butter and veg on the top part and slam the bottom on top like a sandwich.
And eat it raw?
I'll definitley try it, and get back to you with my verdict.
A little scared though......
.VX
9th September 2008, 12:16 PM
It's good for the first one of two bites, but then it just gets too ... wheaty.
I think Stone is the only member of Rorta who knows a thing or two about cooking, the rest of us just rely on our family, or eat junk all the time. Correct me if I'm wrong.
odin_dax
9th September 2008, 01:42 PM
I think Stone is the only member of Rorta who knows a thing or two about cooking, the rest of us just rely on our family, or eat junk all the time. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Ahem...
death11284
9th September 2008, 11:44 PM
I think Stone is the only member of Rorta who knows a thing or two about cooking, the rest of us just rely on our family, or eat junk all the time. Correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm actually a very good cook, at least according to everyone I've cooked for which seems objective enough...
I make really good tarragon-glaze chicken (my recipe), anything on the grill, homemade potato gnocchi, etc. My cooking has gotten me laid, seriously, it's a great thing to pick up : ).
Anyways a good simple snack like yall are talking (munchy food)..
Well when I smoke I usually take some bread..put on peanut butter, honey, a little bit of molasses, and some cinammon. Fucking amazing..
I'll put a few more on here some other time..
Nox (ADVANCED)
10th September 2008, 05:57 AM
It's good for the first one of two bites, but then it just gets too ... wheaty.
Put more on than you would for your toast. like an american who hasnt tried it before and thinks its like nuttela, lmfao at that.
odin_dax
10th September 2008, 11:19 AM
Put more on than you would for your toast. like an american who hasnt tried it before and thinks its like nuttela, lmfao at that.
Nuttela? Blah.:crazy:
Nox (ADVANCED)
11th September 2008, 12:14 AM
Nuttela? Blah.:crazy:
Tell me about it.
Was nice once when i was stoned but i forget what it was on.
DJ Poppinfresh
11th September 2008, 08:47 AM
Tell me about it.
Was nice once when i was stoned but i forget what it was on.
You know those...Sandwich toasty...clampy...things?
You know, they squish the sandwich while it cooks it, like a big hair straightener...
Anyway, make a nutella sandwich and toast it in one of those.
mm-mmmmm!
torcher
11th September 2008, 05:13 PM
You know those...Sandwich toasty...clampy...things?
You know, they squish the sandwich while it cooks it, like a big hair straightener...
Panini Sandwich maker. or like the George Foreman grill
Nox (ADVANCED)
12th September 2008, 05:24 AM
You know those...Sandwich toasty...clampy...things?
You know, they squish the sandwich while it cooks it, like a big hair straightener...
Anyway, make a nutella sandwich and toast it in one of those.
mm-mmmmm!
A brevile?
No i think it was on crackers or something cant remeber, i have to get really really stoned before i eat shit i dont like cause than i dont remember eating it.
DJ Poppinfresh
12th September 2008, 10:53 AM
Panini Sandwich maker. or like the George Foreman grill
Yeah, like the Panini.
George Foreman kind of gives me the creeps....
7eleven mafia
21st September 2008, 05:00 AM
Yeah, like the Panini.
George Foreman kind of gives me the creeps....
rofl he is kinda...creepy
willkillshoot
5th October 2008, 09:09 AM
these can be any kinds of recipies breakfast/lunch/ or dinner it doesnt matter just spread the knowledge of some of your favorites
this is a quick and easy breakfast recipe
Scrapple
ingredients\tools
-decent sized pan
-sausage (preferably links) [4 -5 links]
-hash browns
-eggs (3 or 4)
-wisp
-spatula
-good sized bowl
-knife
-cutting board
-butter (unsalted) [quarter stick]
cooking directions
step one-turn the oven on to about 6
step two- take the cutting board and cut the sausage links into small pieces using the knife
step three-put the sausage into the pan until the sausage is cooked fully
step four-put the quarter stick into the pan
step five- put in the hash browns and cook them until golden brown
sub step- as the hash browns are cooking take the eggs, crack them into the bowl and use the wisp to scramble the eggs and put aside
step six- now put the scrambled eggs into the pan and cook them
step seven- now take the pan off the heat and serve
im very hungry. so im gonna take a shot and try making this. hopefully its good : )
7eleven mafia
4th November 2008, 03:28 AM
well this is what i call french cakes due to the ingredients used in this recipe basically combine the two different things into one delicious pancake form
ingredients/tools
-eggs
-bisquick
-vanilla extract
-nutmeg
-cinnamon
-milk
-non stick spray or butter
-griddle
-stove
-wisp
-a decent sized bowl
-measuring cup
-spatula
directions
1. take out the milk, bisquick, eggs, nutmeg, cinnamon, and vanilla
2. take two eggs crack them into the bowl, then add two cups bisquick, one cup milk and take the wisp and mix together
3. take the nutmeg, cinnamon, and vanilla and add decent amounts of all into the mix and then use the wisp to mix it
4. take the griddle and put it on your stove, turn it to about 4.5 or 5 (medium temperature), and then spray or put butter on the griddle to make it non sticky
5. take the mix put it on the griddle in the size and thickness pancakes you desire (wait until the top part of the mix bubbles then flip them with the SPATULA!) and finish cooking them
*****WARNING IF THE GRIDDLE GETS TO HOT TURN OFF YOUR STOVE!! YOU WILL BURN THEM!******
6. continue to cook the rest of the mix as directed in step 5, then add your favorite condements such as syrup, butter, E.T.C. and then ENJOY!
***editors note if you see an error in this please let me know and I will correct it******
.VX
4th November 2008, 03:32 AM
*****WARNING IF THE GRIDDLE GETS TO HOT TURN OFF YOUR STOVE!! YOU WILL BURN THEM!*******
I laughed at that.
I'm going to go make pancakes.
davidturner
24th November 2008, 12:08 PM
well this is what i call french cakes due to the ingredients used in this recipe basically combine the two different things into one delicious pancake form
ingredients/tools
-eggs
-bisquick
-vanilla extract
-nutmeg
-cinnamon
-milk
-non stick spray or butter
-griddle
-stove
-wisp
-a decent sized bowl
-measuring cup
-spatula
directions
1. take out the milk, bisquick, eggs, nutmeg, cinnamon, and vanilla
2. take two eggs crack them into the bowl, then add two cups bisquick, one cup milk and take the wisp and mix together
3. take the nutmeg, cinnamon, and vanilla and add decent amounts of all into the mix and then use the wisp to mix it
4. take the griddle and put it on your stove, turn it to about 4.5 or 5 (medium temperature), and then spray or put butter on the griddle to make it non sticky
5. take the mix put it on the griddle in the size and thickness pancakes you desire (wait until the top part of the mix bubbles then flip them with the SPATULA!) and finish cooking them
*****WARNING IF THE GRIDDLE GETS TO HOT TURN OFF YOUR STOVE!! YOU WILL BURN THEM!******
6. continue to cook the rest of the mix as directed in step 5, then add your favorite condements such as syrup, butter, E.T.C. and then ENJOY!
***editors note if you see an error in this please let me know and I will correct it******
oh nice recipy
it will be good. i will try to make.
thanks.
savage_beauty
28th May 2009, 09:05 PM
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/7002/dsc00394afy.jpg
My yummy chocolate brownies. (I don?t eat milk so if you follow this recipe you can substitute the Soya butter and dark chocolate and powder for butter and milk chocolate if preferred.) Makes 9
115g/4oz Soya butter plus extra for greasing (If you choose to use butter use unsalted)
170g brown sugar (or caster)
2 Medium eggs
40g/1? oz dark chocolate
150g cranberries (optional but you should put something in to give them a bit more taste and texture like nuts or raisins or fudge for example)
1 tsp vanilla extract (more if preferred I always add loads but that?s because I like the taste :D)
55g/2oz self raising flour
55g/2oz dark cocoa powder
Method:
1. Preheat the oven to 400F/200C/gas mark 6 and line a baking tin with greaseproof paper and butter
2. Boil the kettle and half fill a small pan with boiling water.
Choose a heatproof bowl that will sit comfortably on the saucepan. Put the butter and chocolate in it, then put the bowl on the pan and wait five minutes or so, stirring occasionally, until the contents melt.
3. Stir the sugar and vanilla extract into the chocolate mixture.
4. Break the eggs into a bowl stir the eggs into the chocolate and then the flour, coco powder and cranberries making sure it is well mixed.
5. Scrape the mixture into the baking tin
6. Bake for 15 minutes, until the surface is dry, paler than before, and set.
7. Let them cool in the tray for at least half an hour before cutting into rectangles.
8. Sprinkle with icing sugar if desired.
Twist
28th May 2009, 10:48 PM
Damn savage beauty, wanna send me some in the mail? Pretty pleaseeee??
savage_beauty
28th May 2009, 11:49 PM
Haha Sure why not :P
Twist
29th May 2009, 12:15 AM
Haha Sure why not :P
:) awesome
-=HeX=-
5th June 2009, 11:45 PM
Wow... I am SOOO trying that brownie recipie! hmmm... If you cook like THAT may have to propose to you!
Twist
5th June 2009, 11:52 PM
Wow... I am SOOO trying that brownie recipie! hmmm... If you cook like THAT may have to propose to you!
What are you playing at? Propose you will, with a crack rock from Rel0ad haha :)
-=HeX=-
6th June 2009, 12:16 AM
Oh come ON Twist... you KNOW I could NOT resist. *blush* its my nature you know.
Sorry very much for ANY offense to ANYONE.
And the proposal is still there... LOL
Fuck I really should not be let near internet while still a bit drunk. Just a BIT drunk, not a lot. Just kinda tipsy fom earlier you know whay I mean yeah?
So very sorry very very sorry for any offensive offending I may have offended you with so no offense mmmkay?
Nice to clear that shizz up fo shore.#
And NO, I am NOT black, I like typing in ebonics to take the fucking piss outta those ebonic peoples so dat all cool bros and sistas?
HAHAHA did I just type that?
Fuck.
Ok byebye thread on lovely food, time to cook to that BEAUTIFUL (B-E-A-U-TIFUL) recipie cos its smokey time soon so I will have munchies REAL bad.
Bye!
Twist
6th June 2009, 12:33 AM
Oh come ON Twist... you KNOW I could NOT resist. *blush* its my nature you know.
Sorry very much for ANY offense to ANYONE.
And the proposal is still there... LOL
Fuck I really should not be let near internet while still a bit drunk. Just a BIT drunk, not a lot. Just kinda tipsy fom earlier you know whay I mean yeah?
So very sorry very very sorry for any offensive offending I may have offended you with so no offense mmmkay?
Nice to clear that shizz up fo shore.#
And NO, I am NOT black, I like typing in ebonics to take the fucking piss outta those ebonic peoples so dat all cool bros and sistas?
HAHAHA did I just type that?
Fuck.
Ok byebye thread on lovely food, time to cook to that BEAUTIFUL (B-E-A-U-TIFUL) recipie cos its smokey time soon so I will have munchies REAL bad.
Bye!
LMFAO apology accepted and she already agreed to send me brownies so owned. Sexy girl I will send you the most beautiful diamond ever and you know I am for real when I say I propose because I am not drunk like this crack bearing sex addict HeX.
Heres his rock
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w168/pst_1979_bucket/drugs/crackB1.gif
And heres mine <33
http://www.diamondharmony.com/images/products/rg3514.jpg
Priority shipping to return address on the box of my brownies baby!
:smlove2:
-=HeX=-
6th June 2009, 12:41 AM
oh DUDE ITS ON.
First, any 'rock' I can possibly get you will be a grade 'A', Carbon allotrope known as 'Diamond'. I dont think introducing a nice girl to bad drugs is very nice.
Oh Twist? How do ou know if I am a sex addict... Or are THEY addicted to me :D
And I am ONLY drunk, NOT high. Its the green I be burnin baby, so maybe I will make... HASH BROWNIES!!!
Again., Twist, I admit I am fairly OWNED. But we gingers dislike 'Crack' cos its a goddamn nigger drug. Ever see a ginger nigger? I think not. Hence I be the nice white dude who aint a goddamn crackhead.
Anyways, I best be off burn some green. Goodnight honey ;) xxx
Twist
6th June 2009, 01:04 AM
oh DUDE ITS ON.
First, any 'rock' I can possibly get you will be a grade 'A', Carbon allotrope known as 'Diamond'. I dont think introducing a nice girl to bad drugs is very nice.
Oh Twist? How do ou know if I am a sex addict... Or are THEY addicted to me :D
And I am ONLY drunk, NOT high. Its the green I be burnin baby, so maybe I will make... HASH BROWNIES!!!
Again., Twist, I admit I am fairly OWNED. But we gingers dislike 'Crack' cos its a goddamn nigger drug. Ever see a ginger nigger? I think not. Hence I be the nice white dude who aint a goddamn crackhead.
Anyways, I best be off burn some green. Goodnight honey ;) xxx
I don't think she cares about the technicalities of diamonds HeX, all i know is that I choose the best one for this beautiful girl.
If you are only drunk and not high wouldnt it be the rubbing alcohol your drinking and not "da green u be burnin" If you were a nice white dude you would be speaking proper english, or at least show some respect for my sexy lady here and not brag about others whom you have spread your diseases on to :p
Besides HeX unfortunetaly paying working girls for sex does not count as you being an addiction, you are not the crack you supply.
Goodnight honey? are you coming on to me now? Sorry man I don't play on that team. As for Savage Beauty do you mind if I only call you by the second part of your name? Kisses baby girl ;)
crazy white guy
6th June 2009, 01:29 AM
Keep it in your pants, children...
Twist
6th June 2009, 02:08 AM
Keep it in your pants, children...
now now CWG... I told you to stop hacking webcams... Perve.
And how did u manage to keep it in yours? It must be damn difficult when your not wearing any and I'm sure you weren't by the end of this thread. :wank:
savage_beauty
6th June 2009, 12:00 PM
Aww. Why have I not read this post earlier. Hex I cook all the time. :D Lol.
Just for the record am i the sexy/beautiful girl your talking about? Lol. :P Ill be posting more recipes soon guys. And twist thats a beautiful diamond. :D
Aww you guys really know how to make a girl feel special. (even if your joking im going to take as a compliment.) :D
x x x
Twist
6th June 2009, 08:30 PM
Just for the record am i the sexy/beautiful girl your talking about?
x x x
Yes ma'am ;)
crazy white guy
6th June 2009, 08:38 PM
This is why girls aren't allowed on the internet. They cause a shit-storm of cock fights. ^
savage_beauty
6th June 2009, 10:39 PM
Tee hee!! Your all really sweet :D.
And sign up more girls to rorta that way there will be more girls for the guys to cock fight over. :P
torcher
6th June 2009, 10:39 PM
you thread derailing motherfuckers.
The Schizoid Hatter
6th June 2009, 11:12 PM
http://www.jansochor.com/photo-blog/cock-gamecock-venezuela.jpg
Let the cock fight commence!
Twist
6th June 2009, 11:26 PM
Tee hee!! Your all really sweet :D.
And sign up more girls to rorta that way there will be more girls for the guys to cock fight over. :P
Just did. Hopefully she posts some stuff soon, Torcher your turn!
torcher
6th June 2009, 11:30 PM
Just did. Hopefully she posts some stuff soon, Torcher your turn!
my turn for what?
Twist
6th June 2009, 11:32 PM
my turn for what?
To bring woman to the forum.
Th0r
6th June 2009, 11:38 PM
Christ. STFU and get back on topic.
Twist
6th June 2009, 11:43 PM
Christ. STFU and get back on topic.
Beer and a lemon simple and amazing.
LaughNowCryLater
7th June 2009, 05:28 PM
Drunken CasaDea
Two Tortilla's
Assorted cheese
Chicken/Steak
Hot Sauce
Take one tortilla place on plate. Use cheese grater to add cheese to tortilla add in chicken or steak or what ever you can find in your drunken stumble. Place other tortilla on top and place in microwave for about a minute. Take out and place on pan over stove on low heat to crisp the tortilla (i fucking hate when moisture accumulates on the bottom on my tortilla). Take off stove cut in 4 and serve with hot sauce on the side.
7eleven mafia
7th June 2009, 05:40 PM
Drunken CasaDea
Two Tortilla's
Assorted cheese
Chicken/Steak
Hot Sauce
Take one tortilla place on plate. Use cheese grater to add cheese to tortilla add in chicken or steak or what ever you can find in your drunken stumble. Place other tortilla on top and place in microwave for about a minute. Take out and place on pan over stove on low heat to crisp the tortilla (i fucking hate when moisture accumulates on the bottom on my tortilla). Take off stove cut in 4 and serve with hot sauce on the side.
sounds good, ill try that sometime
-=HeX=-
7th June 2009, 08:18 PM
ok... I am back now.
And for the record, I did try introduce a female member- but she became a right twat overnight.
I made those brownies and my cat stole one to eat it!
oh yeah, torcher, your derailing the thread by insulting me :)
Ok my recipie...
Get coffee, Beauties brownies, the TV, a couch, and your cat.
Make self and cat comfortable and watch film while eating the brownies and drinking coffee. if wife/girlfriend/another cat/signifigant other is available add them in too.
Oh my other recipie for DISASTER.
Butter bread and slam in toaster. Nuff said LOL
Any complaints now???
~hex
torcher
7th June 2009, 08:56 PM
you butter the bread first?
bankraped
7th June 2009, 10:59 PM
Get a pack of noodles - not the cup ones.
Fry some bacon.
Cut up the bacon
Put it in the noodles.
Yum.
crazy white guy
8th June 2009, 12:38 AM
Get a pack of noodles - not the cup ones.
Fry some bacon.
Cut up the bacon
Put it in the noodles.
Yum.
Square soup? The kind that comes in little rectangular square things?
I normally add a little bit of mozzarella and finely chopped ham, chicken or pork to match the flavor that was already in the pack. So good.
bankraped
9th June 2009, 01:51 PM
yeah, square. There should be a bag of flavour with it as well.
crazy white guy
10th June 2009, 01:38 AM
yeah, square. There should be a bag of flavour with it as well.
yeah thats the same thing im talking about. =) . That shit is amazing.
torcher
10th June 2009, 01:40 AM
Ramen noodles.
The Schizoid Hatter
11th June 2009, 08:03 PM
Here's a recipe for my favorite homemade cookies:
2 Sticks of butter
3/4 cups sugar
3/4 cups brown sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
2 eggs
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup white chocolate chips
1 cup chocolate chips
Prep:
1] Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.
2] Beat butter, both sugars, vanilla, and eggs in a large (and I mean LARGE) bowl with an electric mixer.
3] In a separate bowl (preferably medium sized), mix the flour and baking soda. Add to the large bowl and beat for about two minutes.
4] Add the chocolate chips and stir by hand with a large spoon.
5] Drop by the teaspoonful onto a greased cookie sheet, spaced apart by about an inch or two.
6] Bake for 8 to 10 minutes.
7] Let 'em cool and fucking eat!
It's a recipe I came up with after a cabinet raid. Also, try not to eat half the cookie dough like I did...
savage_beauty
11th June 2009, 09:33 PM
It's a recipe I came up with after a cabinet raid. Also, try not to eat half the cookie dough like I did...
They sound awesome!! Im so going to make them.
I love cookie dough. I find it better then the cookies. :P
-=HeX=-
11th June 2009, 11:48 PM
you butter the bread first?
Yep. Its to make a new cooker - the one which cooks families :P
Another recipie for diaster... Put a strawberry poptart in toaster, jam it down, enjoy...
Ok one final recipie... Take one heaped tablespoon KClO3, one heaped teaspoon sugar, and serve with a hint of H2SO4 on a bed of well milled BP.
How does a Pyro like his coffee?
75% Water, boiling at 100*C.
15% Milk, chilled, any variety.
5% Sugar, finely powdered.
5% Coffee beans, fine ground.
Mix the Coffee Beans and Sugar dry with a spoon, add some milk, stir into a suspension, add the water, stir until well mixed, add more milk if wanted.
My favourite recipie was the brownies, with a dash of hash :P
Th0r
11th June 2009, 11:55 PM
Another recipie for diaster... Put a strawberry poptart in toaster, jam it down, enjoy...
Mentioned in the nbk2000 PDF IIRC.
7eleven mafia
21st June 2009, 06:28 PM
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7eleven mafia
21st June 2009, 06:32 PM
lol
Micro
23rd June 2009, 12:31 PM
My favourite recipie was the brownies, with a dash of hash :P
That rhymes quite well. And now a dash of hash.
Nox (ADVANCED)
24th June 2009, 05:04 AM
And now a dash of hash.
I love it.
The Schizoid Hatter
30th June 2009, 03:41 AM
Stoner cooking show. Would be marvelous...
bankraped
13th August 2009, 12:40 AM
Cracker Sammiches
Crackers
Ham
Sliced cheese
Chile Sauce
Sandwich the ham and cheese in the crackers. Make sure Chile sauce is applied between ham and cheese to prevent leakage of sauce. Place in microwave for 20 seconds to melt cheese and to seal the sauce in a cheesy tomb.
Repeat this process until you have enough cracker sammiches for a hearty lunch.
crazy white guy
13th August 2009, 03:29 AM
Stoner cooking show. Would be marvelous...
podcast that shit
torcher
20th August 2009, 08:26 PM
the macaroni and cheese i made today. the cheese sauce was from scratch. just
3tbs butter
1 1/2 cups milk
2cups cheddar cheese(whichever cheddar you prefer)
1/4tsp salt
Pepper to taste
mix them all together in a medium sauce pan on low
let it heat all the way through and reduce for 15-20 mins
it should yield about 2 to 2 1/2 cups of sauce.
for the topping i just smashed some croutons with a rolling pin inside a ziptop bag.
need2knowbases
29th August 2009, 07:37 AM
I always failed at homemade mac and cheese. I just get the boxed shit with the sauce instead of powder (although the powder shit has a place in my cupboards as well.)
Th0r
5th December 2010, 09:23 PM
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7972/dsc1080b.jpg
Today's feast:
Chicken
Bacon
Mozzarella
Ketchup
BBQ Sauce
A massive piece of French bread
Fairly self explanatory, so enjoy.
Abrazaderas
5th December 2010, 10:09 PM
i'll just say that you can pop a potato into the microwave for about 5-7 minutes, and then just smash it with a fork in a bowl and add butter, salt and pepper for a delicious bowl of chunky mashed potatoes.
_JT_
6th December 2010, 12:59 AM
I really need to stop watching so much porn. Due to the nature of my monitor, Th0r's pic had me thinking "WOAH! What's wrong with her!?"
When I'm not too drunk to think straight, I have plenty of recipes of my own to post....
livefreeordie
7th December 2010, 03:26 AM
LOL, Same here JT haha.
"sexy.. oh wait... lol"
Bossman8867
16th September 2011, 04:37 PM
Here's a few recipes for Bannock or "Survival Bread." Found them on a survivalist website a while back, sounds promising but have never attempted to make it.
Bannock:
1-cup of whole wheat flour
1-teaspoon of baking powder
1/4-teaspoon of salt
3-teaspoons of butter
2-tablespoons of milk powder
Multiflour Bannock:
1-cup of Barley flour
1-cup of Wheat flour
1/2-cup of rolled oats
1-cup of white sugar
1/2 to 1 cup of raisins or other dried fruit
1/2-cup of Buttermilk
1 teaspoon of baking powder
1 tablespoon of coarse ground salt
1 table spoon of Cinnamon
1 tablespoon of clove
and 1 tablespoon of nutmeg
Saturday
17th September 2011, 02:09 PM
That BBQ sauce looks ketchup-y as hell.
Th0r
17th September 2011, 11:32 PM
That BBQ sauce looks ketchup-y as hell.
The BBQ sauce and more ketchup was somewhere between the chicken and the bacon in the middle. :lol:
Saturday
18th September 2011, 12:38 AM
I was just joking, that looks bangin. Good toast on the roll too.
Th0r
23rd September 2011, 10:34 PM
I was just joking, that looks bangin. Good toast on the roll too.
I want to make the same type of thing but with Tiger Load - The Holy Grail of bread instead.
Anders Hoveland
26th September 2011, 09:03 PM
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Th0r
27th September 2011, 12:00 AM
Get me a placenta.
zero existence
28th September 2011, 09:22 PM
1 bowl of chopped broccoli
3/4 bowl of fat free feta cheese
3 egg whites
1 small leek
1 onion
1 green pepper
1/2c pine nuts
2 table spoons of olive oil
1 tea spoon of cumin
1/2 tea spoon of coriander
1/2 tea spoon of ginger
handful of assorted cheese
soy sauce (optional)
Salt/black pepper
Saute the onions in olive oil all on medium heat. Add the pepper, leek, broccoli, cumin, coriander, ginger and pine nuts and cook until all of the ingredients are soft. Add the eggs and stir into mixture allow the eggs to coat and took through the meal. Take off heat, add cheeses/soy sauce/salt/pepper to taste. Really healthy dinner right here and it's pretty tasty. Good stuff. Found this recipe off a website: bodyrock.tv
Anders Hoveland
4th December 2011, 05:22 AM
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iceniner
4th December 2011, 10:14 AM
I have been on an extreme low-carb diet since August, with very little cheating. I estimate that I've lost around 30 pounds. Easily, with no hunger or anything. Had to do this since I sort of blew my knee out on the bike from riding a century several days a week-- don't do that because the knee pain really sucks.
Anders Hoveland
4th December 2011, 12:18 PM
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Th0r
4th December 2011, 12:29 PM
Post revolting shit like that one more time and you are gone, Anders.
iceniner
4th December 2011, 06:14 PM
Yeah, I have to agree that I don't need to see that either. The "spotted dick" is obviously still connected and not real, but maybe if you want to start yet another "revolting shit" thread you could do that instead of putting it in a food recipes thread.
That way I can just not look at it. Seen enough of this crap.
When someone has spent a great deal of time posting "counter-degeneracy propaganda," for lack of a better term, I have to wonder what the motivation is for this kind of garbage.
Anders Hoveland
5th December 2011, 12:00 AM
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iceniner
5th December 2011, 12:33 AM
The primary art of anything is knowing when to stop.
Nice knowing you, Anders.
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