Ever been caught beating the meat?

[Raverous]

edit.

[Mr.A]

I just read this on zooass.

Its a post from 2006 and it may have been posted on here before.. but I haven't lol'd so hard at something on the internet in awhile. :biglaugh:


Holy shit thats intense.:owned:

I haven't.

[Hawkeye]

My Dad once caught me fucking a soft toy animal when I was 12.

[.VX]

No.

[Th0r]

My Dad once caught me fucking a soft toy animal when I was 12.

I hate furfags.

Personally I've never been caught fapping but I have an associate who got caught about ten times...

[Hawkeye]

I hate furfags.

Edit: At that age, I humped anything, regardless of whether it had "fur" or not.

[GTA]

Yeah, I was caught once.


I was like 17 and I had just got home from basketball, I was tired as fuck and just got out of the shower, and decided to have a fap. I flipped on my TV and went to the hi def porn channel, spread eagle on my bed and got to it. My maid came in literally three seconds before I ejaculated, being startled I missed the paper towel and just came everywhere, all over my bedsheets and stomach. And she saw everything. She just screamed and shut the door really quick.

If she weren't 50 and hispanic, it could of played out a lot more porn-like.

[RoundElephant]

Yeah, I was caught once.


I was like 17 and I had just got home from basketball, I was tired as fuck and just got out of the shower, and decided to have a fap. I flipped on my TV and went to the hi def porn channel, spread eagle on my bed and got to it. My maid came in literally three seconds before I ejaculated, being startled I missed the paper towel and just came everywhere, all over my bedsheets and stomach. And she saw everything. She just screamed and shut the door really quick.

If she weren't 50 and hispanic, it could of played out a lot more porn-like.

Did she remain your maid?
How rich are you?


And only children<13 get caught fapping.

[GTA]

Did she remain your maid?
How rich are you?

Yeah, she is still working for my parents I believe. She was last time I visited a few months back, at least.

They're upper class.




And only children<13 get caught fapping.

Psh... Grown-ass married men get caught masturbating by their wives all the time. You trippin'

[RoundElephant]

Yeah, she is still working for my parents I believe. She was last time I visited a few months back, at least.

They're upper class.






Psh... Grown-ass married men get caught masturbating by their wives all the time. You trippin'

Grown ass men with the mental capacity/foresight of a child.

[GTA]

Grown ass men with the mental capacity/foresight of a child.

Seriously? Do you think only kids masturbate?

Are you 12?

[Th0r]

I read a book that told me babies and old men masturbate. :saeek:

[RoundElephant]

Seriously? Do you think only kids masturbate?

Are you 12?

No I am 17. Only children get caught. Men can think into the future, and devise a back up plan.

[Dizzy]

No I am 17. Only children get caught. Men can think into the future, and devise a back up plan.

A man when fapping is not in his right state of mind. It is incredibly easy for a man to make mistakes: i.e.. leave lotion in an unusual place, forget to lock a door, etc... It does not necessarily take the mental capacity of a child to get caught.

[RoundElephant]

A man when fapping is not in his right state of mind. It is incredibly easy for a man to make mistakes: i.e.. leave lotion in an unusual place, forget to lock a door, etc... It does not necessarily take the mental capacity of a child to get caught.

He should think of these factors before hand. Have you ever been caught, and if you were i bet it was when you were a child.

[Micro]

One is a hell of a stupid kid if one does not plan ahead.
I always did, and still do but not as much.

[RoundElephant]

One is a hell of a stupid kid if one does not plan ahead.
I always did, and still do but not as much.

So your saying you planed more as a child then you do as a man.

[icharianchem]

i just walk round with my wang out jackin where i please. THIS IS AMERICA FUCKERS