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Casper
8th January 2009, 08:13 PM
SWIM wants to know a best plan for revenge for someone who was done wrong many times by a teacher. SWIM wants ideas any ideas. SWIM was thinking of keying her car or flatening her tires, but SWIM doesn't know what car she drives, or anyways to identify her car. SWIM has a number to her telephone in school. Thats all SWIM has for the teacher.

The teacher didnt give the SWIM a F in school or anything like that SWIM was reported by teacher to the campus police of countless "weapons" wich they never found. SWIM also was bombarded by the teachers constant insults and lies during class. The teacher thinks shes untouchable, shes immune to harm. SWIM doesn't want physical harm to be done. Cliche as it may be but karma is a bitch is what SWIM is looking for.

Th0r
8th January 2009, 08:23 PM
SWIM wants to know a best plan for revenge for someone who was done wrong many times by a teacher. SWIM wants ideas any ideas. SWIM was thinking of keying her car or flatening her tires, but SWIM doesn't know what car she drives, or anyways to identify her car. SWIM has a number to her telephone in school. Thats all SWIM has for the teacher.

The teacher didnt give the SWIM a F in school or anything like that SWIM was reported by teacher to the campus police of countless "weapons" wich they never found. SWIM also was bombarded by the teachers constant insults and lies during class. The teacher thinks shes untouchable, shes immune to harm. SWIM doesn't want physical harm to be done. Cliche as it may be but karma is a bitch is what SWIM is looking for.

You could instantly be the suspect, you do realise?

l3ndur
8th January 2009, 11:39 PM
Well.. one could steal her car or let someone do it. Maybe one could pay a tramp to break the car windows. Sugar / sand in the gas tank?

IMO it would be best to just leave it.

FAZEone
8th January 2009, 11:43 PM
It wouldn't be hard to find out what car she drives. Just wait until school is finished then go to the staff carpark and look.

.VX
8th January 2009, 11:55 PM
There are always going to be some arseholes in your life, it's really not worth getting revenge on them all. That being said ... you could make sure that she gets fired, and can never be hired again by saying that she tried hitting on you (if that's conceivable), or that she made several comments about your race/sexuality/religion/any other minority that you're a part of. There's really an infinite number of possible punishments that you could inflict on her.

odin_dax
9th January 2009, 12:01 AM
Some people are assholes, yes, but someone isn't an asshole just because you're a punk. Maybe she's some old maid, but is she right? Did she accuse you of anything that you actually did, even if it couldn't be proven? If so, then you're the asshole. If not, get over it. Most of the time, it's just better to let the little things go. Why escalate things over nothing?

Vein
9th January 2009, 03:04 AM
columbine? or you could change your tampon and deal with it.

RoundElephant
9th January 2009, 03:42 AM
There are always going to be some arseholes in your life, it's really not worth getting revenge on them all. That being said ... you could make sure that she gets fired, and can never be hired again by saying that she tried hitting on you (if that's conceivable), or that she made several comments about your race/sexuality/religion/any other minority that you're a part of. There's really an infinite number of possible punishments that you could inflict on her.

Yeah, I would suggest calmly going to your guidance counselor and complaining, have a couple friends vouch for you.


I WOULD NOT suggest going postal, everyone will hate you and your family for life.

Raverous
9th January 2009, 04:26 AM
edit.

RoundElephant
9th January 2009, 04:53 AM
Stick around after school and see which car she gets into. Sometime after that, like the next day.. wait until you're alone and smash out the windows, flatten the tires.. pour paint stripper over it...if you can get the hood open rip out all the wires you see.. put a blanket over the engine.. that might make it catch fire next time its started.. shove a thick blanket or something in the tailpipe.. etc..


be creative... You could always pay a crack head $50 and have your problem ended once and for all.

I personally know a kid that was expelled for vandalizing a school security guard's car.

Most people tell if there is a reward so if you do do this you can't tell anyone, and what's the fun in that?

FAZEone
9th January 2009, 05:43 AM
Self pleasure, RoundElephant. Knowing you got back at the fucker and thet you traumatised her for life :sgrin:

Mr.A
9th January 2009, 10:50 AM
columbine? or you could change your tampon and deal with it.

^This.

It sounds like you got in trouble with her the first time because you were running your mouth somewhere you shouldn't been. If thats not that the case, please enlighten us.

Th0r's right...
unless she really is that big of a hag and then shes got everybody on her ass.


More than likely, you should just :footinmou

Day_N_Night
21st January 2009, 02:56 AM
SWIM wants to know a best plan for revenge for someone who was done wrong many times by a teacher. SWIM wants ideas any ideas. SWIM was thinking of keying her car or flatening her tires, but SWIM doesn't know what car she drives, or anyways to identify her car. SWIM has a number to her telephone in school. Thats all SWIM has for the teacher.

The teacher didnt give the SWIM a F in school or anything like that SWIM was reported by teacher to the campus police of countless "weapons" wich they never found. SWIM also was bombarded by the teachers constant insults and lies during class. The teacher thinks shes untouchable, shes immune to harm. SWIM doesn't want physical harm to be done. Cliche as it may be but karma is a bitch is what SWIM is looking for.

At night go to her place where she parks her car, take a knife and fuck up and tear the seats then smash the windows with a baseball bat or whatever.

Dont talk about revenge towards this teacher either in school. Thats just gonna incriminate you and give them evidence.

DJ Poppinfresh
21st January 2009, 11:58 AM
Find out where she lives (Hack the wireless at school/follow her home ect.) and wait until she's out. Then take a baseball bat and smash a window. Make it look big enough for a person to fit through. Then run like hell.

She'll be stressing for weeks about what "The burglar" took.

OR you could just call her a bitch...

Acid44
21st January 2009, 01:30 PM
Find out where she lives (Hack the wireless at school/follow her home ect.) and wait until she's out. Then take a baseball bat and smash a window. Make it look big enough for a person to fit through. Then run like hell.

She'll be stressing for weeks about what "The burglar" took.

OR you could just call her a bitch...

haha fuck yea, dane cook style!

run up, kick a fuckin door in then, just walk away, or go in and move some shit around after

repeat every 3-4 weeks for a good 2-3 years... but never take anything, maybe leave a 5 dollar bill on the couch or something one time lol

same concept as above, thhey'd be freakin the fuck out for a while XD

DJ Poppinfresh
21st January 2009, 03:31 PM
haha fuck yea, dane cook style!

run up, kick a fuckin door in then, just walk away, or go in and move some shit around after

repeat every 3-4 weeks for a good 2-3 years... but never take anything, maybe leave a 5 dollar bill on the couch or something one time lol

same concept as above, thhey'd be freakin the fuck out for a while XD

That's where I got the idea...I think.

The battery bit cracked me up.

Day_N_Night
23rd January 2009, 12:11 AM
... but never take anything,


Never take anything??? WTF is wrong with you.

Might aswell grab whatevers good while your at it.

Th0r
23rd January 2009, 12:30 AM
Never take anything??? WTF is wrong with you.

Might aswell grab whatevers good while your at it.

That's debatable, since I personally wouldn't want to be adding a vandalism charge to the existing charge/s.

Day_N_Night
23rd January 2009, 12:42 AM
That's debatable, since I personally wouldn't want to be adding a vandalism charge to the existing charge/s.

So you think its inevitable that he'll get caught and charged for the crime?

MrMinister
3rd March 2009, 08:18 PM
Just drop her info here. Make sure you make it clear you are not asking for people to fuck her up, it's just public information. You aren't TELLING anyone to do anything with it but it wont break your heart if it does.

Then we see who has the tools to "reach out and touch " her. Although I don't know if it will work now that you have a thread about revenge basically telling on yourself or maybe not if she has done it to other people, maybe you have just observed her being abusive to students and don't think it's right , maybe "revenge" meant to you legal things, not illegal.

Just drop the bitches info....please.

Th0r
3rd March 2009, 08:25 PM
Just drop her info here. Make sure you make it clear you are not asking for people to fuck her up, it's just public information. You aren't TELLING anyone to do anything with it but it wont break your heart if it does.

Then we see who has the tools to "reach out and touch " her. Although I don't know if it will work now that you have a thread about revenge basically telling on yourself or maybe not if she has done it to other people, maybe you have just observed her being abusive to students and don't think it's right , maybe "revenge" meant to you legal things, not illegal.

Just drop the bitches info....please.

What you're suggesting is a clear breach of board guidelines. Revise the rules. No details of anyone are to be posted here. If you want to pull something like that go to 4Chan. Rorta will get pulled if people behave like that.

MrMinister
3rd March 2009, 08:32 PM
Ah sorry, wont do that again. Don't know much about 4chan but if it was a while back he could have gone to phonelosers.... oh man the fun in those times.

Detc
9th March 2009, 10:25 PM
Shame there is no business allowed here. Although this could be fun game for him anyway. It wants to do jobs like this. In this case it will help you for free. Hopefully a moderator will allow that.

Send a PM and it will help ruin this person for free. A test of his abilities. This will be a good practice run if allowed.

Casper
1st June 2009, 07:18 AM
SWIM got caught, SWIM was sentenced to 50 hours of community service. SWIM also had a $500 fine.

SWIM still feels good about what happend.

Twist
1st June 2009, 07:15 PM
SWIM got caught, SWIM was sentenced to 50 hours of community service. SWIM also had a $500 fine.

SWIM still feels good about what happend.


SWIM is now legally retarted. Should have sent her an emails with gigabites of CP make sure you say her name and make it look like she requested it. Or just tell the principle she touched you. :saevil:

Day_N_Night
1st June 2009, 10:12 PM
SWIM got caught, SWIM was sentenced to 50 hours of community service. SWIM also had a $500 fine.

SWIM still feels good about what happend.

What revenge plan did you wind up settling on?

NINEBREAKER
1st June 2009, 10:56 PM
ha haa swim got cught. should have been more careful.

i would have carfully planned things out looking at it from every angle. my plan would involve scaring the shit out the person to where they are scared for life in a way that makes them freak out now and then and has them relive the moment.