DoctaD
24th July 2005, 12:24 AM
So, its 00.17 and im drunk, typing with one hand because im breaking the rule about smoking aroung my machine... the music is vibrating the floor boards and WHY NOT????????
Alcohol is a release mechanism... Ive decided! When else can you truely feel that your balls are bigger than anyone elses, no matter who you come across?
When you're drunk, you're superman! You can do anything and beat the shit out of anyone, especially if it hasn't happened yet! The more you drink, the more your balls grow until you have to change into looser clothing because you're filling your tight Diesel jeans... OK, maybe most people will be thinking WTF but then again, YOU SHOULD BE ME! Or maybe not... most people would probably be better off without my lifestyle and the shit Ive been through, but Im drunk so who gives a shit......... YOU? Ah well, fuck it!
SUBMIT!
Alcohol is a release mechanism... Ive decided! When else can you truely feel that your balls are bigger than anyone elses, no matter who you come across?
When you're drunk, you're superman! You can do anything and beat the shit out of anyone, especially if it hasn't happened yet! The more you drink, the more your balls grow until you have to change into looser clothing because you're filling your tight Diesel jeans... OK, maybe most people will be thinking WTF but then again, YOU SHOULD BE ME! Or maybe not... most people would probably be better off without my lifestyle and the shit Ive been through, but Im drunk so who gives a shit......... YOU? Ah well, fuck it!
SUBMIT!