Perfect sex scenario

[Twist]

Whats your idea of a perfect sex scenario? Mine is as follows:
-Very big bed not to soft and flimsy but not to hard
-Weed lots of weed I'm very sexual when high
-red light and maybe a strobe light dimmed but not at all dark
-Water or oil idk why maybe its just me
-MUSIC!! something like system of a down at the time or similar
-girl must be skinny and long legs with a nice chest and ass
-must be willing to get kinky and do anything
-we both must have lots of energy and at the horniest state one could ever be in


I think thats about it but i will add more if i think about it what is all yours?

[crazy white guy]

Semi-public is nice. Warm and passionate. No undies involved. I hate when lacy thongs rub on my dick. It feels like a plastic saw.

There was this one time where I was in a department store changing room. At the end I had the kind of orgasm that made me completely forget where I was for about 15 seconds. The sex itself only lasted about 5 minutes. I was sitting down and the girl was on my lap with her feet together on the ground. She was only about 105lbs so I could do all the work with my arms.

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I meet the girl outside she says her parents kicked her out. Im like you can come with me. We smoke lots of weed n she finds meth under my bed, snorts it, Im like whoa, not all that is free!
Shes like who the fuck cares, and says you wanna do something more fun? Im like yea, then let it start!

Strange child.

[Th0r]

When you're fucking do you think how comfortable the bed you're doing it in really matters? Hell, most people don't care where they fuck.

Music... Again, doesn't really bother me. It'd have to match the rhythm of the actual sex. For instance a dead fast D'N'B track wouldn't be appropriate for slow, passionate sex. Besides, music can easily put one of you off. It's down to preference, I suppose.

Weed? Enhancing the pleasure, I can kind of sympathise with.

Lighting? Christ.

Kinky stuff? How about normal sex and letting the relationship evolve.

[REL0AD]

A good hard fuck is all I crave, with a nice finishing blow job.

[need2knowbases]

I am all about the X factor. (sideways scissor-type thing). Also love doggie style, but only with chicks with long hair so I have something to grab on to. The best way to put it is in the words of one of the most influential linguists of our time, Christopher "Ludacris" Bridges...

I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
That’s the way you like to fuck
Clogged up on alert
Rip the pants and rip the shirt
Rough sex make it hurt
In the garden all in the dirt

[crazy white guy]

I just had sex like 10 minutes ago so I'm in the mood to chat about it. =)

SO today was on my bed. The usual. I like being on a bed but its kinda boring. Being in the back of a parked van (with a bed made inside) would be a lot more fun. This is going to sound corny, but I think there's 'love' sex and 'fix' sex. Between me and today's girl, We have reached an understanding that what we are doing is just to fulfill physical needs and not much else. Basically my point is that 'love' sex is a billion times more satisfying. Currently I don't have a girlfriend or fuck anyone that I 'love' or even feel very strongly towards. So yeah... Not much there.

The positions I like are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl which are the girl on top. Those require minimal effort for the guy and I have an awesome view while the magic happens. To switch it up or near foreplay, missionary with guy on top or a position similar to doggie style but the girl is not on her hands and knees. Imagine a cross between doggie style and spooning. Its very intimate and there's a lot of fun to be had. Oral can be involved but it wouldn't really be part of a perfect sex scenario for me. It is more of a 'fix' thing for me.

Also, for lighting, I would say little artificial like and some kind of visual enhancer like a disco ball but not distracting. Maybe just a cute little electronic candle. Light is generally bad when it comes to sex.

[Twist]

Thor- I hate to fuck anywhere besides bed.
It's not comfortable, it's hard for me to even masterbate in the bathroom.
I like it soft :)


Pussy

[Micro]

Pussy

Seconded, a true man jacks off where ever he want's.

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Light is generally bad when it comes to sex.

I like to see what's going on.

[torcher]

Seconded, a true man jacks off where ever he want's.

ya damn right

I like to see what's going on.

why would i want to stare into and feel around darkness when i could see the chicks supple round breasts jumping up and down and the waves in her ass when it is hit just right....brb....

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why would i want to stare into and feel around darkness when i could see the chicks supple round breasts jumping up and down and the waves in her ass when it is hit just right....brb....

Fucking rights mate, how true! :bigok:

[savage_beauty]

My perfect sex scenario is one that involves romance. Candles and soft music such as alterbrigde, Logan the softer songs of nickleback, some Nightwish ECT and finally a big comfy bed, sofa or chair. I prefer to do it indoors but outdoors is always interesting. I also prefer there to be a lot of candles or normal light (as I dont use candles all the time) because i like to see whats going on.

[crazy white guy]

I like to see what's going on.

My scenario allows you to see everything thats going on. Its just that theres no bright lights around.

My perfect sex scenario is one that involves romance. Candles and soft music such as alterbrigde, Logan the softer songs of nickleback, some Nightwish ECT and finally a big comfy bed, sofa or chair. I prefer to do it indoors but outdoors is always interesting. I also prefer there to be a lot of candles or normal light (as I dont use candles all the time) because i like to see whats going on.

Your such a girl =P

But yeah, that sounds fucking sweet. I have had sex outdoors and I wouldnt have it for a "perfect" scenario. I have had too many pdd/bad experiences. Rorta knows about the time with the cows... In the same place, just when it started to get cold after the summer, we were fucking cowgirl style and a small twig or something moved and started to rub against my bare bum. At first I could ignore it but then it moved to a VERY uncomfortable place.

[savage_beauty]

Your such a girl =P.
Oh No! I?m so Insulted :P :D


But yeah, that sounds fucking sweet. I have had sex outdoors and I wouldnt have it for a "perfect" scenario. I have had too many pdd/bad experiences. Rorta knows about the time with the cows... In the same place, just when it started to get cold after the summer, we were fucking cowgirl style and a small twig or something moved and started to rub against my bare bum. At first I could ignore it but then it moved to a VERY uncomfortable place.

Haha!!!! :P I needed a daily laugh thanks. :P What did the Girl say when you told her? Why did you have a bare bum? Don?t guys have the amazing ability of just whipping ?it? out?

I?m not a particularly big fan of outdoors either. One time my boyfriend and I were in the woods doing it doggy style when suddenly this woman walks into the woods. With her young children and her dog. If my face wasn?t red already it would of turned bright red from the embarrassment.

[Twist]

Oh No! I?m so Insulted :P :D



Haha!!!! :P I needed a daily laugh thanks. :P What did the Girl say when you told her? Why did you have a bare bum? Don?t guys have the amazing ability of just whipping ?it? out?

I?m not a particularly big fan of outdoors either. One time my boyfriend and I were in the woods doing it doggy style when suddenly this woman walks into the woods. With her young children and her dog. If my face wasn?t red already it would of turned bright red from the embarrassment.

lol "whipping it out" is not nearly as satisfying as having the room to feel all thats going on. I had a similar experience where a teacher walking his dogs came right by when we were bouncing on the bench with all clothes up a flight of outdoor stairs. =P

[.VX]

lol "whipping it out" is not nearly as satisfying as having the room to feel all thats going on. I had a similar experience where a teacher walking his dogs came right by when we were bouncing on the bench with all clothes up a flight of outdoor stairs. =P

How do you know that he was a teacher? Or was he yours'?

[Twist]

Yea it was mine XD

[savage_beauty]

Ohh! I bet that was embarasing. If you are still his student i bet he will never think of you or look at you in the same way ever again.

[crazy white guy]

Every time Im in a changing room i just "whip it out" as you say. I dont like it very much. Its only satisfying when the girl is wearing less clothing and its a spontaneous thing.

I've told the choo-choo train story here before.

Basically we were in a elementary school playground at about 2am and we just spontaneously started having sex in the little caboose of the little train. The girl's mum called in the middle. I kept going through the whole call and its been an inside joke since then.

[Twist]

Ha! Two days ago I had sex in a playground. It was a kids waterpark with playhouse about 3 feet off the ground. It was raining hard but we were dry under the small roof. I am just glad the water park was not turned on and yes Savage Beauty everytime I see him he tries not to make eye contact with me and has a half smile whenever I ask him a question :P

[Cheetah]

Ha! Two days ago I had sex in a playground. It was a kids waterpark with playhouse about 3 feet off the ground. It was raining hard but we were dry under the small roof. I am just glad the water park was not turned on and yes Savage Beauty everytime I see him he tries not to make eye contact with me and has a half smile whenever I ask him a question :P

Him? See that's why ppl are confused about your gender. No offence to queers though, im bi.

My perfect scenario would be a couple of chicks strapped down on a table. They'd also wear a kind of mouth guard that keeps your teeth from barring. Then I'd deep throat them for a long time. Kinky, huh.

[Twist]

Him? See that's why ppl are confused about your gender. No offence to queers though, im bi.

My perfect scenario would be a couple of chicks strapped down on a table. They'd also wear a kind of mouth guard that keeps your teeth from barring. Then I'd deep throat them for a long time. Kinky, huh.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I am not a girl and I am not gay. That was in response to savage_beauty's question about my teacher. I have sex strictly with females and I am strictly a male. No offense to you being bi, but straight is what I am. I want to upload a pic but my phone won't upload to the phones hosting site and I have to shitty a phone to email it or use external memory now that I am back in the US and under a new plan. The reason i'm only sharing from my phone is because it is shitty quality and i cover my face with the phone so I can not be identified if I don't want to be. It is still a clear image though I'll upload when I find the USB cable if i even have it.

[Th0r]

Simple solution.

Go to Wal Mart. Buy a $40 camera. (Yes, they exist. I bought one not two weeks ago.) And shut up.

The quality of the images isn't exactly fantastic but it's good enough for me and it'll show you (The important thing.) perfectly.

Incidentally the other reason people thought you were a chick is because you once said something along the lines of...

"SWIM wants to get herself".

Everyone knows when you say SWIM talking about someone else's behaviour you're actually talking about your own.

My perfect scenario would be a couple of chicks strapped down on a table. They'd also wear a kind of mouth guard that keeps your teeth from barring. Then I'd deep throat them for a long time. Kinky, huh.

I'm sure you can buy (Or even make your own.) muzzle which achieves that.

[Navinski]

I call this perfect;

Weed
Handle of Vodka
One latin and one white girl who knew what the fuck they were doing and wouldn't complain with shit like "My mouth is to small to fit it all the way in" or "Stop, 8 hours is enough for one night" and " I'm sore"
Age wouldn't matter
Massage Oil

I could give a fuck about location and time as long as the rest of the requirements were met.

The girl's mum called in the middle. I kept going through the whole call and its been an inside joke since then.

For some reason this reminds me of the dude eating his girlfriend out, and looking up to see her watching TV totally straight faced. Your doing it wrong if she can make a phone call. Haaa, I'm playin.

[Vallen]

Somewhere cold where the walls and furniture are made of stone.
weed
old crow

and a assortment of chains and handcuffs so i can do whatever i want :P

[Acid44]

anytime i have sex it's pretty rough and straight to buisness, BUT to be the perfect scenario, i'd be a bitch about it, candles, soft music, soft-ish sex, of course it would slowly get harder though.. but yea, basically, that's it for me...

[Cheetah]

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