DoctaD
2nd August 2005, 01:39 PM
Ok, I used to eat these every afternoon before I started work. They're so fuckin' good it sets your day off properly, so it's actually a necessity for some people as opposed to just a treat.
What you need:
2 1/4lb beef burgers
Medium Chedder
Less than 1 Onion
1 Soda Farl
Simple, eh? Get your two burgers and flatten them out as much as ya can, without breaking them into shit. Then place them on a medium grill. Chop up loads of cheese as fine as you possibly can. You don't want the individually wrapped plastic shit! I shall kill you for that! Then chop up as much onion as ya like, chunky. Too fine and you'll spoil it.
Slice the soda farl in half and toast it (mainly the inside)
Set down one side, cover in raw, chopped onions.
Then cheese
Then a burger.
Then more cheese.
Another burger.
More cheese.
The top of the soda.
Its VERY important that you do it in this order. The cheese melting through the raw onions is good.
Now you start eating. Cut it in half if you're a pussy.
REAL, SIMPLE, UNHEALTHY FOOD FROM THE DOCTA!
(S'pose it's not that unhealthy, but it's fuckin' delicious and healthy options don't usually taste too good)
1-soda 2-cheese 3-burger 4-raw onions
What you need:
2 1/4lb beef burgers
Medium Chedder
Less than 1 Onion
1 Soda Farl
Simple, eh? Get your two burgers and flatten them out as much as ya can, without breaking them into shit. Then place them on a medium grill. Chop up loads of cheese as fine as you possibly can. You don't want the individually wrapped plastic shit! I shall kill you for that! Then chop up as much onion as ya like, chunky. Too fine and you'll spoil it.
Slice the soda farl in half and toast it (mainly the inside)
Set down one side, cover in raw, chopped onions.
Then cheese
Then a burger.
Then more cheese.
Another burger.
More cheese.
The top of the soda.
Its VERY important that you do it in this order. The cheese melting through the raw onions is good.
Now you start eating. Cut it in half if you're a pussy.
REAL, SIMPLE, UNHEALTHY FOOD FROM THE DOCTA!
(S'pose it's not that unhealthy, but it's fuckin' delicious and healthy options don't usually taste too good)
1-soda 2-cheese 3-burger 4-raw onions