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bankraped
28th May 2009, 10:22 PM
A poem I wrote in school last year.
(when I ripped my pants, oddly 'nuff - being a fat man, this happens Quite often.)

HOLE

Hole In My Pants.
'Neath The Fly
The Embarrassment!
I Wish I Could Die!

There Is A Smell
It Is Really Bad
And It's Coming From The Hole
'Neath My Nads

I Get It Fixed
It Breaks Again
When I try To Walk
In The Fashion Of A Hen

Th0r
28th May 2009, 10:32 PM
A poem I wrote in school last year.
(when I ripped my pants, oddly 'nuff - being a fat man, this happens Quite often.)

HOLE

Hole In My Pants.
'Neath The Fly
The Embarrassment!
I Wish I Could Die!

There Is A Smell
It Is Really Bad
And It's Coming From The Hole
'Neath My Nads

I Get It Fixed
It Breaks Again
When I try To Walk
In The Fashion Of A Hen

I actually found that rather amusing.

Day_N_Night
19th June 2009, 09:31 AM
I actually found that rather amusing.

And well written aswell.