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mnybxrs
12th August 2005, 02:41 AM
Preface:
hey this is corey, sitting in GED class BORED AS FUCK so I thought i'd write a little fiction for the rorta vaults. here you go, some content for that ass. See you all in hell,
love,

Corey






Once upon a time there was this magic elf, who lived in a big tree. None of the other elf?s knew he lived in this tree, because the tree was magic too. The door would open up whenever he wanted to go in or out, and when it was shut no one could tell the difference between the magic tree and the real trees. The elf was very happy at this, because he sold crack around the forest, and sometimes needed a place to lie low for a while. He would boil up some product, separate it, then hit the woods to peddle his candy. He had many little forest creatures hooked on his drug, and so he always was in good supply of whatever he wanted around the forest. He had bling bling and such.

Well, magic trees are expensive. There came a day where Paperclip (Paperclip, that?s the name of the elf; should?ve told you that), if Paperclip was going to make it anywhere around the forest, he was going to need some wheels. So he sold all the nuts that the squirrels gave him, all the garbage the raccoons gave him, and all the twigs the birds gave him. Anything an animal gave him for crack he sold, and he saved up his money. He finally got enough to buy this sweet little dirt bike that he had his eye on, but something terrible and most unfortunate happened before he had the chance to purchase the bike.

One late night after a hard days pimping of the female elf?s, Paperclip noticed that one of his hoe?s was 200$ short of her nightly dues. After smacking her around with his pimp hand, Paperclip proceeded to tell that bitch what was what, and he fired her. Some little forest hater pulled a tech nine and shot Paperclip ten times in chest. Paperclip tried to run, he tried to use his magic elf powers to disappear before the bullets hit him, but he couldn?t do it. Paperclip got shot. So that?s the story of Paperclip the elf, always remember to remember that; in the event of a forest crack dealer, just pull out your tech. If he is a magic elf, bullets can help. Thank you, and happily ever after.

DoctaD
12th August 2005, 08:22 AM
Uhm... yeah...

MOVED TO FL!

phoenix
12th August 2005, 06:45 PM
Totse is your testing ground? You thought this would fly straight here?!

More importantly if one was in fact an elf in Oz, with no gun laws, how would a ligger (little nigger) defend oneself? Boomerangs? Welfare?

I mean seriously Corey. Midgets?! With guns?! What's next? Me drinking a botlle of rum?

DoctaD
12th August 2005, 09:49 PM
a ligger (little nigger)

I always thought the word niglet used in American History X is hilarious.

Stone
16th August 2005, 09:22 PM
wtf?

kbk
16th August 2005, 11:11 PM
That story made me laugh....nuff said!

mnybxrs
29th August 2005, 12:22 AM
Im glad some of you liked it, sorry about using the wrong forum, I dont visit as much anymore since I dont have a comp so I didn't know what it fit in. I'll post the next one in the flame lounge.

phoenix
29th August 2005, 12:03 PM
I'll post the next one in the flame lounge.
Nah. Save it for Totse. Fits in better over there.

mnybxrs
29th August 2005, 06:49 PM
Actually, rorta is made up by it's members. Whatever is on the minds of the members goes into the site, which forms the site. So since I'm clearly a member (have been since proboard days) what I think belongs here. Since when is it a crime to post on more than one message board? This is the internet and websites, not the street and gangs. Chill the fuck out.


Later,

C.R. Ripshit
30th August 2005, 02:37 AM
I think you're the one that needs to do the "chilling".

kbk
30th August 2005, 02:39 AM
Well I think he is right, all he did was prove his point so that's fine.

mnybxrs
30th August 2005, 03:48 AM
how are you suppose to "chill out" on the internet? words dont hurt anyone, if they do you must be a pussy.

Stone
2nd September 2005, 02:48 PM
Words can hurt if I throw a dictionary at you...

SayItAintSo014
24th September 2005, 10:16 PM
lmfao

mnybxrs
12th November 2005, 09:28 PM
Words can hurt if I throw a dictionary at you...

good luck hitting me i'm in the states...


wow...that was like the longest stall before a comeback i've ever seen...you'd think with all the time i'd figure out something more clever, but ..meh.

INCH06
18th May 2006, 03:11 PM
:loser: That fairy-tale was without a doubt a crock of fucking shit. Fucking spanner. :jester:

mnybxrs
20th May 2006, 06:24 PM
what's a spanner?

INCH06
20th May 2006, 09:01 PM
It's an insult.

DoctaD
21st May 2006, 03:00 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spanner

INCH06
21st May 2006, 01:07 PM
I?ve actually adapted on the idea of crack dealing elves; I?m writing a whole chapter as we type :naughty: .

Spanner - A person person who is a complete fucking muppet, or a retard.


That's the one.