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DIzzIE
30th August 2005, 06:24 PM
Scam baiting is the fine art of fucking with email fraudsters (perpetrators of the infamous nigerian scam, the lotto scam, and other variants). Here's the start of a recent on-going bait (as this is still a work in progress, I will not be posting the private information (emails, phone numbers, etc) of the fraudster just yet):

The original email:

Dear Sir/Ma,
My father Dr Prince **** ****** was the minister of Precious Mineral Marketing Co-Operation of the Democratic Republic of Congo during the reign of late president mobutu, my father was killed when rebels attack and burnt our house.
Before the death of my father he reveal to me where he deposited $12.5 million US dollar, with a security company in a west Africa, Ghana.
Actually You were recommended by an associate who gave me the confidence to forward this proposal based on the trustworthy and honesty I repose all my confidence in you.
I have since been rescued by the intervention of the (U.N) peace keeping force, and have manage to escape to the Republic of Ghana with my mother and two of sister Where we are now presently taking refuge in a refugee camp.
The money was kept in a box and registered as precious items and thus nobody knows that the content it's money that it is in the box, all the Document as to the claim of the Consignment containing the money is in my position, as the next of kin, I am entitled to pick up the consignment.
We are soliciting for your assistance to help us invest this money in your Country and take us as one family and you will also help us buy a house over there in your Country where we can live safely.
We are willing to offer you 15% of the money for the assistance.
Am expecting to hear from you, you could reach me on this box.
Best regards.
**** *****


Reply #1:

Very warm greetings to you **** ****!

How are you doing this day?

I have read your proposal with great interest and desire to do business with you.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Senor ******* ***, manager of RORTA Corporation in Mexico and USA.

I would like to do business, but first I need PROOF that you are trustworthy individual and good person to do business with?
What I ALWAYS do before doing business is ask partner to VERIFY IDENTITY. So, Mr. **** I require that you take a photograph of yourself, holding a paper or sign that says 'I luv teh RORTA!'

This way I can know that YOU ARE ***** ****, and not another bad person.

Once you have sent photograph (through the email), we can proceed to do business.

Please reply ASAP.

I look forward to us engaging in business together, and would like to help you and your family,
****** *******


The scammer's reply #1:

Dear ***** *****,
Thanks for your mail, also many thanks for the
condolence.
Regarding my proposal, I am the son of the Minister of Precious mineral marketing Co-operation of the Democratic Republic of Congo Former Zaire.
I and my mother will be very willing and happy to do business with you. l and my mother have decided to make this contact due to the fact that we do not want to make any investments here for security reasons.
We quite prepared to make available up to $15M USD for investment purposes as soon as we can discuss and reach a conclusion, the viable area or areas you think these funds can be invested for good returns.
The total amount of cash money at our disposal is $25M USD with precious items Gold and Diamond of various carat from 2 to 8 carat polished and unpolished white and blue but we will prefer $10M USD to be placed in a deposit account in your country there.
We are actually passing through some trying times presently as a result of none access to this our fund.
This cash am telling you of now was deposited in a SAFE KEEPING Security and Finance Company here in Accra Ghana by my late father before his death and I am the next of kin to this boxes deposited by my late father containing
this cash.
All the relevant documents covering this deposit is intact with me. Documents that will evidence you to make the claim of this consignment containing this cash is in my possession as the next of Kin.
Including the agreement papers my late father signed with the safe keeping security company everything is intact with me consider yourself very lucky.
I can send this to you for your own perusal.
Note: My late father did not inform the safe keeping security company that the content of these trunk boxes he deposited is cash inside he lodged these boxes as
family belongings.
Thus nobody in the safe keeping security company knows
that the content of these boxes is cash inside exception of you I am now informing and my mum.
He deposited and lodged them as family belongings, that is to say, the two metallic trunk boxes containing this cash is safe because nobody knows that the content is cash inside, as that is how he does so that they cannot trace his money anywhere.
If possible We will require you to visit Accra Ghana We will secure the release of these two crates to you. You will open an account with either Barclay's or Standard Chartered Bank here in Accra in your personal or business names we will lodge the funds here and you instruct same transferred to your country in convenient bits according to your advice, we are aware that some taxes will be paid to the Government of your country, this is acceptable to us.
Your visit will also accord the opportunity of discussing and documenting an agreement for partnership in whatever areas we decide to invest in. This is the layout of my proposition. Another very safe way again that my late father do siphon his cash out from Africa is through the safe keeping Diplomatic Courier Service, this merchandise
containing this cash money can come to you over there without the knowing of any official.
This is through the company Diplomatic courier Delivery which I will prefer if you cannot make your trip down here. This is the method my late father do siphon his cash
to his foreign partner Abroad. He will instruct the safe keeping Company to deliver
the said consignment containing this cash to his counterpart Abroad via the Company Diplomatic courier Delivery nobody checks this consignment till it is delivered to
you over there.
This I can arrange so that this cash consignment can be delivered to you there without any stress. l will be awaiting your position on the above and please feel free to ask any questions where you are not clarified.
What kind of joint venture business ,do you think we can establish in your country. l would want you to assist in areas like the following:
For us to proceed there must be a change of title of consignment from my name who is the next of kin **** *** to your name ****** **** as my beneficiary. So l will appreciate if you will send to me your full names and passport number, phone and fax numbers this will enable us first of all apply for a change of title from me the next of kin to you as my final beneficiary.
We cannot handle this transaction by ourselves so l will appreciate your full co-operation. l will consult a Barrister here who will do the application for the change of title and eventually draw up a deed of agreement between me and you, if you want to contact me my phone number is ***-**-*******.
Please let me know your investment plans.
Best regards,
**** *****.
I AM GOING NOW TO TAKE THE PHOTOGRAPH AS INSTRUCTED AND WILL LATER GET IT SENT TO YOU AS ADVICE.
REGARDS,
**** *****.
***-**-*******.
NB.Call me as you receive this mail.


The scammer's reply #2:

Daddy,
This is my Photograph as requested try call me as you get this mail lets talk.

How are you doing?Guess you are okay i look forward to hear from you dad.
Thanks in advance for everything.
God richly bless you.
Regards,
**** *****.
***-**-*******.


To be continued...:)

Stone
30th August 2005, 07:26 PM
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! That pic is priceless!

DIzzIE
2nd September 2005, 09:31 AM
A little update of what's been going on:

Reply #2:


Oh most beautiful and glorious and wonderul and sexual and amazing greetings to you, my dear friend James Sese!
I thank you for verifying your identity with photograph, and I am now certain that you are a good, clean, honest man, and we can proceed to do good, clean, honest business.
I have attempted to place a phone call to you, but the phone company here is not very good, I receive message 'YOUR CALL CANNOT BE COMPLETED AS DIALED' from telephone operator. And then I told the dirty bitch telephone operator 'YOU FUCKING COW I AM TRYING TO REACH VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, MY GOOD FRIEND JAMES SESE, AND WHY DO YOU NOT LET ME' and then she hang up phone! So I was unable to complete phone call. I am very sorry for this, and I do my best to find this evil telephone operator and kill her cat and burn down her house, because I will not let anyone disrespect me and my friends and business associates..
Perhaps, right now as my telephone service is bad and dirty bitch telephone operator is not LETTING ME MAKE PHONE CALLS you can try to call me: my telephone number is: 206-338-2580
If I am not at home, I am likely busy at work, or going to get my righteous revenge on dirty bitch telephone operator. So please leave me a message. (But please, James Sese, do not misunderstand me. I am a very kind man, and I take very good care of my friends and business associates, but this dirty bitch telephone operator is not a good person, and for this I will punish her).
I look forward to your telephone call so we can discuss business further.
ALSO, James Sese, you have said that "Including the agreement papers my late father signed with the safe keeping security company everything is intact with me consider yourself very lucky.
I can send this to you for your own perusal."
I would very much like to see these documents for verification, please scan and send as e-mail attachment for me to look at.
I send my respects and condolences of course to you, to your mother, to your mother's mother, to any beautiful goats or other animals you may have in your possession.


The scammer's reply #3:


Dear Fernando Mendez,

Thank you for your email. I am very happy that you have accepted to work with me as regards this transaction.
You have no need to worry as I have studied this deal for over 3-4 months.
Nothing will go wrong and the documents will all be valid and legal.
The Authorities have no way of finding out the true position. I wish to assure you that the deal has no risk at all.
To see that the transaction is successful, I shall make arrangements with an attorney to get the documents which will proclaim your as the right person incharge to be my beneficiary, This will enable you to clear the funds . I will also send you the documents for your own records as soon as I get them.
The documents that will evidence you or your company to make claim to these consignment containing this funds, will be notorised by the ministry of Justice of this country Ghana, so that everything would be legal.
You do not need to worry about the documentation.
I shall make efforts to procure the necessary papers with your assistance.
Here are the details needed to effect the required proper documentation:
1. Your full names and address.
2. Your personal telephone and fax numbers for effective communication.( THIS SHOULD BE YOUR PRIVATE NUMBERS.)
3. Your Age.
4. Your religion as it will be used in some of the documents.
You may call me on telephone number( 00233-24-4201774) for further clarifications.
Note that this deal is not expected to last more than 14 working days.
Accept my warm regards as I eagerly await your urgent response.
Sincerely,
James Sese.
I Will Call You.


The scammer's reply #4:


Dear Fernando,
I have tried calling you twice but could not reach you and i left a messages on your voice message did you get the voice message?
How are you doing?Hope fine try get back to me with the details required for us to move forward.
Regard,
James Sese.


Reply #3:


My dearest butt-buddy James Sese!
A thousand and three warm greetings to you and a thousand and fourty-seven pardons for my not having responded earlier!
I was away for 2 days on urgent "business trip" taking care of the dirty bitch phone operator I mentioned in my earlier email. Not to worry. She has been successfully neutralized and will be in no position to open her dirty bitch mouth ever again. But let us not talk of bad things. I am a good man. You are a good man. We are both blessed creatures on this planet, as are the Plutonians on the holy land of Pluto.
But back to business, my friend. I am of course very much still interested in going on with the legal proceedings. A thousand and sixty-two thank you's for your assuring that this will be a legal procedure, and for doing the legal forms on my behalf.
Here is the necessary information you have requested for the required official documents:
Full Name:
Fernando Muckafutha Mendez
Age:
52 years old in human years (which is almost 10 years in dog years!)
Religion: I belong to the Church of the SubGenius
Full Address:
1337 Skam St.
Cleveland, OH 44102
US of motherfucking A
(I also have a villa in MEXICO, but right now business requires me to be in USA, so that is my primary address)
Fax Number:
443-432-2580
And, my friend, I have already given you my telephone number (206-338-2580) and, yes, certainly I have received your excellent voice messages, and am only very sorry that I was not at home to be able to answer your phone calls. My wife is a bit hard of hearing, so if you call again and start leaving message, plase speak LOUDLY and SHOUT, and be sure to say you are calling for FERNANDO from RORTA, so she will know it is important business call.
I have also tried calling your telephone number again (00233-24-4201774) but there was some problems again with telephone service in my area (I receive message "WE ARE UNABLE TO COMPLETE YOUR CALL"...stupid fucking telephone operators). But let us not worry about the telephone right now, it is an evil invention of the white devil.
Anyway, James my dear, please FAX the documents ASAP once you and our lawyer have completed all necessary information. Then I can ascertain the nature of the business transactions.
I once again thank you for giving me this opportunity to do business with you and help us BOTH earn a little bit of some HONEST money. Looking forward to receiving FAX of documentation (scanned images are OK if fax not possible).
May GOD bless us all.
I send my passionate love to you, and especially to your mother.
-Fernando Mendez


http://www.dizzy.ws/james1.wav
http://www.dizzy.ws/james2.wav
The wav files are James' brief attempts to reach Fernando :)
(couldn't add them as an attachment to the forum)

Now to wait for the receipt of his "genuine" documents...

madscientist
2nd September 2005, 10:35 AM
Damn... that's funny as hell. Good work.

Have you seen that doc online about the guy that baited someone in England trying to scam him for his iBook?

DIzzIE
2nd September 2005, 11:19 AM
The p-p-p-powerbook scam bait is a classic http://rorta.net/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

DoctaD
13th September 2005, 08:37 PM
This is hilarious... has the scammer sent his docs yet?
-DD

RELOAD
13th September 2005, 10:59 PM
This is some funny ass crap, a pint to the brain behind it.

666
18th June 2006, 07:31 AM
:tongue: :haha: :haha:

Oh man this really made my day.

Then I read the powerbook scambait.

AHAHAHAHA.

Good stuff man.

Lando2
24th January 2007, 03:54 AM
1337 skam st.

I love it!

Esophagus
27th February 2007, 06:29 PM
I luv teh rorta!

S25
27th February 2007, 09:46 PM
It is brilliant! Excuse me if I steal this for my website :D

neilsequeira
29th May 2007, 10:01 AM
Nigerians are now famus for 419 and drug peddling. hahahahaha. bunch of goofys get caught nowadays scamming and peddling.

BlinD
29th May 2007, 10:22 AM
Church of the Sub Genius... best religeon ever. Laughed my arse off through the whole thing. Damn fine work DIzzIE, You have got to post more of this classic stuff if you decide to do it again.

EDIT: Bob be praised!

mrpsychogreaser
15th August 2007, 06:36 AM
I loved the highspeed connectors and shortcut drawings on the notebook. I'm still laughing... in tears.