Elderly Bank Robber

[Tricho]

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/unkn/grandad.htm


An unknown male bank robber is suspected of committing at least nine bank robberies since April of 2009. The robberies have occurred in seven states around the country. Typically, the man enters the bank, approaches the teller counter, and hands the teller a note demanding money. He may gesture to indicate that he has a weapon. After the teller hands him the money, the suspect flees the bank on foot.

REWARD: The FBI is offering a reward of up to $10,000 for information leading to the arrest and conviction of this individual.

Interesting look how old he is. He must have a traveling job or just a lot a lot of time on his old hands, lol.

[Th0r]

He could easily be in his late forties, as opposed to a 'granddad'.

He's a fucking idiot though. Won't be long before someone takes that $10K of prize money.

[Tricho]

He could easily be in his late forties, as opposed to a 'granddad'.

He's a fucking idiot though. Won't be long before someone takes that $10K of prize money.
Oh no of course somebody will recolonize him from the photo eventually but hes got some balls; no where near as skilled as other bank robbers who made it to number 20 or whatever before they were all connected. Though who knows he could have others where he deviates and does the whole mask and the gun thing. I mean its only a matter of time before he realizes they are close and he changes up. Cause the article gives no names or nothing just photos, mo and the states. Unless hes a retard and doesn't realize the FBI is closing in then in any case he deserves to go to ADMAX.


Though hes got some skill as he makes it out pretty fast and its number nine. I mean other guys with whole teams hit banks and fail and this is just some old guy who walks in takes the money with a note and then leaves. No three guys and guns and masks and a getaway car. Maybe he has a girl or another guy drive for him possibly. A guy named the shootist robbed 56 banks in the US from the mid 80s to the early 90s and did a routine where he would wear a beard and hat and regular cloths no gloves no mask nothing else. Just a beard a mask and a .357 and he hit 56 banks before getting nabbed by the FBI. Though he had his wife drive for him but thats all she did. He planned everything, the routes, the actual heist where to hide the money how to lay low and he did them.

[Twist]

Possibly it is a smart criminal using a professional makeup disguise like the jewel heist.

[Th0r]

Possibly it is a smart criminal using a professional makeup disguise like the jewel heist.

Note the under-chin. Unlikely to be part of some elaborate make-up guise.

[Tricho]

Note the under-chin. Unlikely to be part of some elaborate make-up guise.

That is true unless its like a hollywood makeup artist or hes a guy who bulks up but that is retarded so yeah its probably just some slightly overweight older guy.