Tricho's guide to arson.

[Tricho]

Okay so some of you may wanna burn down a building. Do not ever buy gas from a gas station EVER to do this. What you wanna burn down; buy kerosene and grill fluid. Drive about a half mile down the street and have an extra set of cloths and a bag along with AXE cologne and mouth wash waiting for you. Walk slowly through yards or woods depending on the area and just poor the flammable liquid all over the door and then set a match and run for your life. Quickly get into your vehicle as a car is a key to this crime. Then drive away in another direction far away and make sure you have car freshers in your car and a change of clothes to get rid of the gas smell that you will reek of. So after burning down the said building run to your hide out spot and get rid of all evidence aka clothes, matches, fuel cans.


Before hand stake out the area by parking near by for hours and just watch. Bring some weed and an Ipod to keep yourself occupied and have a story if the cops come by. This should work if your not a moron are able to preplan such an event.

REMEMBER I HAVE NOT TRIED THIS AND THIS IS PURELY HYPOTHETICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[.VX]

Don't do that.

[Th0r]

Before hand stake out the area by parking near by for hours and just watch. Bring some weed and an Ipod to keep yourself occupied and have a story if the cops come by. This should work if your not a moron are able to preplan such an event.


The only person who would ever follow this guide is a total and utter moron. Even my chapter on arson in my book is substantially better than this.

Bringing Weed to a stake out???

Are you retarded? The Cops will search you and you'll get your arse in jail.

Chances are you'll be back being full time bitch of the people in there, since you're probably too stupid to not leave forensics at the scene.

[-=HeX=-]

Being arrested for arson is NOT fun. I did 10,000 to 12,000€ damage ACCIDENTALLY in France... On holidays. The Gendarmarie were NOT amused, and came with big ass handguns (a SIG of some kind, I remember staring at it in morbid fascination when it was pointed at me when I made a break for it, thank fuck the female copper didn't go nutso with her taser gun thing).

Arson: Use thermit type charges, FAE, gas explosion, thermobaric, explosively dispersed hydrocarbon, or, if the supports are wooden and you HAVE to burn em, vasoline and cotton wool. Mash lots of cotton wool into vasoline. Burns well. Add paper, leaves, branches, fabrics, hell, anything that can burn, will. Use what is available on site (assuming impropmtu arson)

[_JT_]

I fail to see how anyone who "hasn't tried this" and is speaking purely hypothetically can be qualified to write a guide to anything!

I hope this thread lives forever as a shining example of what NOT to do ;-)

[REL0AD]

I love Arson, when I seen the thread title I got excited... Only to be let down again.

Th0r, care to send me yours next time you are online?

[iceniner]

Guide to Getting a Full-Body Burn

[REL0AD]

I have a few stories about Arson but I can't say shit in fear of LE.

[-=HeX=-]

I could tell you lot quite some stories about old structures meeting incendiary ends. But in the interest of self preservation I wont :)

[odin_dax]

This thread should be locked... or deleted. When the OP says it's theory...

[Jinx]

This thread should be locked... or deleted. When the OP says it's theory...

Or moved to the FL?

[_KAMIKAZE_]

Okay so some of you may wanna burn down a building. Do not ever buy gas from a gas station EVER to do this. What you wanna burn down; buy kerosene and grill fluid. Drive about a half mile down the street and have an extra set of cloths and a bag along with AXE cologne and mouth wash waiting for you. Walk slowly through yards or woods depending on the area and just poor the flammable liquid all over the door and then set a match and run for your life. Quickly get into your vehicle as a car is a key to this crime. Then drive away in another direction far away and make sure you have car freshers in your car and a change of clothes to get rid of the gas smell that you will reek of. So after burning down the said building run to your hide out spot and get rid of all evidence aka clothes, matches, fuel cans.


Before hand stake out the area by parking near by for hours and just watch. Bring some weed and an Ipod to keep yourself occupied and have a story if the cops come by. This should work if your not a moron are able to preplan such an event.

REMEMBER I HAVE NOT TRIED THIS AND THIS IS PURELY HYPOTHETICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This seriously sounds like it was written by a 12 year old stoner that has no clue what an actual incendiary device is.