Is everybody listening? Watching? I fucking hope so...

[DoctaD]

OK, I have a LOT of shit on this computer... I have this weird thing with deleting random crap of my computer, I don't do it. Every few weeks I swipe everything off my desktop into a folder. This folder, called "The infamous return of the Desktop Stuff folder" after my old Desktop Stuff folder on my first computer, is over 3GB. Every so often, I run out of space on my miniscule hard drive and need to free up space, which sends me into "What the fuck is this, and do I need it?!" mode.

During one of these mindsets, I came across a movie file I havent seen for a while... it was made my AnotherDamnNewbie, a guy who I've known from forums for quite some time.

This mp4 has been posted in MM&WW, but I want to advertise it here. Anyone who hasnt ventured deep enough into the forum, YOU SHOULD SEE THIS. After seeing this I was amazed at how good ADN is at talking, as most people who have an ability at stringing impressive scentences together on the 'net are usually shy, ugly or weird IRL... Well, I am happy to present to you...

An Essay That Will Never Win (http://forum.rorta.net/showthread.php?t=94)

by AnotherDamnNewbie

[If the link dies, PM me and Ill host it]
-DD

[Biovore]

I remember watching this when it was first released, and he raises some very good points.

If you havent seen it, do it. Hell if you're in aussie and CBF downloading it, i will send it to you.

[THErAPIST]

That long ass, completely drawn out, when will this end, I want to stab myself in the eye with a fork intro and essay bullshit... Was completely awsome. Damn fine job on that!

All shit aside, I really did like that, and I wouldn't have changed a thing about any of it if i could have. The essay itself was better than 99.6% of the mindless would-be essay drivel that I've either read or heard. It actually had a point and not some crap that noone really cares about because it's just the same old cookie cutter answer but with a few different sprinkles. The whole thing stomped some sort of ass and I personally would buy it were that on cd with other things like it. this being the case simply because it requires some sort of thought process to watch and understand. It'd give me something to laugh about, and around my group of friends who sit around, talk about shit that noone cares about really, and buy shitty movies just to laugh about... Well it would have given us something to talk about.

That has a permanent place on my HDD

For anyone who didn't like it... well you can just go attempt to swallow a master lock