Weekend [Everything and Anything]

[DoctaD]

I was standing outside the doors of a pub in the town late last night, along with another 4 or 5 people. We were at a T-junction, and a guy started walking up behind us. He was obviously drunk, and seemed in a happy, silly drunk mood. He came towards us saying, well almost laughing, "Are you going to hit me?" as he put both his hands in the air. We laughed as we let him pass, and what seemed like milliseconds later this other guy came running at him from out of nowhere and beat him into a pulp. He was like some sorta machine, or a Cuban on dust who's just found out you raped his little sister... fuckin' crazy.

It couldn't have been any more than a minute until the place was overrun with cops... they came from all three directions from where we were standing, and all the streets in my town centre are one-way.

Did you see anything interesting this weekend?

[torcher]

other than seeing a girl get her car pee'd in, nope. 5 guys got drunk at a party last night and decided that they would play a trick on the girl. they went outside, one by one, and pissed on, in, and around her car. it was mean but frickin hilarious at the same time. she got in and went to some store and came back and was bitching because her butt was wet.

i bet the inside of that thing reaked today.

[duiker]

Oh, this weekend was one of the strangest I've had in a while. Nothing I can really explain though. Went to an 18th dress up party. Some amusing moments there.

[DoctaD]

I remember when we were kids (early teens,) my friends and I lived out in the countryside, about 10 miles from the closest town. It was one of the rural settings where everyone knew everyone else and their business, and if something happened which everyone didnt know every little detail of, then the lies and rumours started.

-Did you hear that <insert random lie about Mr. Unpopular>?
-Wow... I must tell everyone I know, the TV news, newspaper, maybe post it on gossiping-old-cunts.com

Well, my friends and I loved this... we could do anything to anyone, but we never got the blame cos we were too young and sweet as far as anyone was concerned. The fact that you're small and fast at that age also helps. We could cover a few miles in a flash, by going through forest, fields, rivers etc.

Well, I don't really know why I typed that out, cos it's not exactly relevant, but the thing Im talking about happened when we were that age.

A guy who we were far from fond of parked his car outside the local pub, as did many people. When you live in the middle of no-where, drink-driving is not such a big deal.

So me and a couple of friends decided we wanted payback... simply because he was an asshole to us before. Three of us attempted the disgusting yet incredibly amusing task. I took the front windscreen, someone took the back window and the other guy took the door handles. We went and got a leaf, bit of paper, whatever we could find, and took a dump on it. Shitting on demand is not the easiest of things, so I was the lucky person who hid in the shadows in front of the pub and pushed like fuck, incase he came out... luckily enough, we were all ready before anyone came near the door.

So I smeared shit all over his windscreen. I removed his wiper blades and scraped the rest of the shit onto them. I also turned around the little squirty things so they pointed to the side of the car and would be more likely to go into an open window than squirt the screen. My friend did something similar to the back and then there was the handles... this was a work of pure genious. Every handle was full of shit, but it was impossible to see... you would walk over, go to open the door and notice a squeltch, but nothing was visible at all. We climed onto a roof and waited, and waited, and waited... eventually we got bored and went home. Not seeing the results of this was one of the most annoying things that has ever happened to me.

[DoctaD]

In an attempt to get people posting again, I want everyone to post everything and anything in this thread.

Ill change the name to "Weekend [Everything and Anything]"

I havent smoked a joint since the early hours of Sunday morning, maybe around 2am. I know thats not a long time, as it's not even Tuesday yet, but it's long for me... so Im going to smoke a joint before I go to bed.

I search for rolling papers, cant find any and freak out... go into my brother lookin for some and he claims not to have any. This is pretty bad... I get worried.

Then I lift my cigerettes and go to get my ganja, thinking that Ill work something out and I cant find my fuckin weed! Where did it go?! So I lose it, tear the place apart and within 5 minutes Ive found 2 packets of big skins, 1 zipzag and 1 green rizla, 1 pack of small red rizla and my weed.

Yay!

[duiker]

Jeddddddddddddd that's mighty horrible. Ratbag of a kid were ye? I laughed nonetheless.

I gotta get out!

[C.R. Ripshit]

Jedd, what possibly could have came up that you didn't stick around to see the results?!?!

[DoctaD]

A cold wet night in Northern Ireland is no place for a child. Also, our pub closing times can be leniant, to say the least. I wish I coulda rigged up a video camera or something.

[C.R. Ripshit]

That would have been awesome.