The Most Awesome Orange youll ever have

[gbu-36]

Ok so you wanna have a drink at work/school/church/whatever, but how to do it ? Cant have a bottle of vodka next to ya, and mixed drinks are just risky, so your out of luck right ? Oh No, your not, what youll need is the following

Decent size hypodermic (if you only have a smaller one you can refill it) I use the hypodermics I get mushroom spores in.
Several Oranges
Vodka



Fill the syringe with the vodka and slowly inject the vodka into the center of the orange, if you attempt this too fast youll cause suspicious bubbles to form. Let this sit for awhile then repeat the process again untill you have about a shots worth of vodka in each orange.
When needed just peel the orange and eat.

Make two or three of these and youll have enough booze to take the edge off of even the worst intervention.

[mnybxrs]

haha.."i hear what your saying about the alchahol abuse and i totally agree...i'm going to eat an orange now."

[torcher]

everyone would still be able to smell it. although they wouldnt actually see you drinking, people would still know you have consumed alcohol. so why not just make a screwdriver?

[gbu-36]

The smell is actually quite faint, and they will look around for a bottle/beverage
If they get too close to your orange you could just say its gone bad and chuck it away