View Full Version : Fucking cops!
DoctaD
1st April 2006, 10:56 PM
I hate cops.
Like most people, Ive had a few run-ins with the cops in my time. Until tonight I thought they were mostly decent guys just doing a job.
Tonight, I think that the fact that they chose that job makes them assholes.
A friend and I were searched earlier tonight, for walking past a known drug dealer's house twice (second time to see if the cops were gone yet.) Maybe they were only doing their jobs, but the bastards violated my personal space and wasted my time for no eventual reason.
Im going to put in a formal complaint about the cop that searched me... Ive decided to claim that he groped my ass, as he checked my back pockets. He made a comment about how he couldn't strip search us in public, so Im gonna twist that into a sexual suggestion. It probably wont go much further, but it'll damage his reputation somewhat. As long as I can get my little dig back in.
Ill keep you updated on my assholery.
gbu-36
1st April 2006, 11:00 PM
The way I look at it cops are just like the rest of the people in the world, Theres asshole people who work at walmart, and assholes who work for the police department. The main difference between the two is that an asshole who works for walmart and an asshole cop is one can deny you a sale price and one can arrest ye.
So the world is I guess
DoctaD
1st April 2006, 11:05 PM
You'll get a lot more time for purposely running a certain one of 'em down, too.
Scamula
11th April 2006, 09:26 PM
I try to avoid the popo. They sent Rangers to my house once after I pulled some mail scheme.
Murder Mouse
11th April 2006, 11:53 PM
Yeah, I think you have a higher ratio of assholes working as police and correctional officers than you do for most other professions. It's just because most assholes like to have a feeling of power, and those two professions are the quickest way to obtain that feeling. Don't get me wrong, I've met some pretty cool people who work both professions. I usually give it the 1 to 5 ratio. For every 1 decent officer you will meet, you will meet 5 more pigs.
ComfortablyNumb
12th April 2006, 10:35 AM
. It's just because most assholes like to have a feeling of power,.
not just assholes, most people like to have the feeling of power. That doesn't make one an asshole,however, it's how you use the power.
DoctaD
12th April 2006, 06:09 PM
After I sobered up and calmed down, I decided against reporting him... Ill see the fucker coming next time, though.
INCH06
21st May 2006, 11:39 PM
I?m up at court pretty soon after being stopped for drinking alcohol in a prohibited place by order of byelaw. The daft bastard didn?t confiscate the bottle though so I can easily plead not guilty and he won?t come to give evidence that I was drinking alcohol? cause he aint got none hoe.
This is the fourth occasion I?ve been summoned for the exact same thing by four different constables and out of that four only one has confiscated the booze.
Suppose they?re only doing a job though and hey, some day we might need those bastards for something.
For now though, FUCK THE FEDERELLI! :wt:
TheInCircut
28th May 2006, 05:34 AM
Im actually considering being a cop... My few on it is that if you get caught doing certain things you deserve to be caught. Like if you walk past a dealers house twice with cops right there then somethings obviously gonna be said, wait till tommorow or call him... Ive never been caught and until I do, there just doing there job.
SayItAintSo014
28th May 2006, 09:56 AM
there just doing there job.
There's a difference between cops doing their job, and cops being dicks. Once I was standing outside the empty house next door to me just hanging out with a couple of my friends, and my douche bag neighbors called the cops and a cop came out and started questioning us. He was pretty cool about it, but he carded my 18 year old friends, which was quite unnecessary, but he was just doing his job. Then there's cops like the one that DD encountered. Those guys are just being dicks.
ComfortablyNumb
29th May 2006, 11:45 PM
Very true, most cops are just doing their jobs, but sometimes there's the dick cops that jsut like hastling people, like the ones I encountered outside 7/11 a few months ago who stopped me and (not joking) were questioning me for 5 minutes about my hair being long. Eventually I noticed that the lights on their car were covered, meaning they were off duty, so I ended up just walking away from them. but still, they were being dicks.
duiker
30th May 2006, 01:59 PM
I'll let you in on a little secret:
It's all in the uniform.
Once the uniform's off, Hey betty, how ye goin?
Put on the uniform: Woah, step aside.
madscientist
30th May 2006, 04:46 PM
I have yet to meet a cop that wasn't anything short of a complete fucking prick. And I've seen cops going above and beyond their job requirements enough (including breaking the law to bust you) that I have trouble believing they're "just doing their jobs."
Im actually considering being a cop... My few on it is that if you get caught doing certain things you deserve to be caught.
Yeah, fuck you, shitsack.
Like if you walk past a dealers house twice with cops right there then somethings obviously gonna be said, wait till tommorow or call him... Ive never been caught and until I do, there just doing there job.
Brilliant reasoning...
DoctaD
30th May 2006, 06:46 PM
A cop was fired here recently for selling illegal CDs and DVDs to his fellow officers... pwned!
madscientist
30th May 2006, 06:55 PM
Kickass. I hope they hang him.
INCH06
31st May 2006, 12:03 AM
Once the uniform's off, Hey betty, how ye goin?
Sure thing, but they can still use the warrant bandge to hold some young fuck until the on duty cunts come.
Im actually considering being a cop... My view on it is that if you get caught doing certain things you deserve to be caught. Like if you walk past a dealers house twice with cops right there then somethings obviously gonna be said, wait till tommorow or call him... Ive never been caught and until I do, there just doing there job.
You my friend have made me think twice about you/visiting rorta.
Plus you contradicted yo'self.
Eulux
31st May 2006, 02:20 AM
Yeah, fuck you, shitsack.
and we used to never get along...
Nox (ADVANCED)
31st May 2006, 04:59 AM
Im actually considering being a cop... My few on it is that if you get caught doing certain things you deserve to be caught. Like if you walk past a dealers house twice with cops right there then somethings obviously gonna be said, wait till tommorow or call him... Ive never been caught and until I do, there just doing there job.
Should u maybe not be here if u considerin becoming a cop.
INCH06
1st June 2006, 01:10 AM
Should u maybe not be here if u considerin becoming a cop.
That is what I thought. I mean it's like putting pyromaniac on a CV to the fire dept... Whoa, kick ass...
WE HAVE A GRASS*.
*Snitch.
Nox (ADVANCED)
1st June 2006, 01:19 AM
mmmm you are proberly right
Houndish
28th June 2006, 04:19 PM
Gotta respond to this thread...
So I just CWOF'd my 2nd offense possession charge (continued without a finding for u non-citizens) And am back on probation... U know... it's just a pain in my fucking ass... It has not effected my social standing or goals or much else but it forced me to go through the godamn legal motions... (running me $1,500 in the process)
Cops are fuckin crooks. Buy a gun (legally) and you all but eliminate the need for the police. Cops are usually the fuckin straight edge douche bags you knew in high school who passed the Civil Service Exam... Not much else is required to get a gun and car with flashing lights nowadays... Usually the gungho military types who pussed out when they realized there's a good chance they would die in a war...
Just my two cents.
Armalite
28th June 2006, 04:50 PM
Hey....we're not all moto. i'm very de-moto. I dampen the spirits of all around me.
AionSan
29th June 2006, 02:54 PM
Coluche said:
"You're not an idiot because you're a cop, you're a cop because you're an idiot"
Anyways, i have still to meet a cop with an iq surpassing 20. The only cool people in ran in were from the CCU (computer crime unit feds), i joked with them how easy it was to fuck around with people on the net :)
Normal cops and anything working for the judicial system in general are completely retarded smacktards. Worsts are judges and procurors, they bitch all they can at you and your behavior in court and enforce the principle that you're shit compared to them because you can't do anything, but will never have enough balls to try and do the same in a bar; too much scared of running into... serious health issues ?
One was an usual in a nearby bar. The guy was literally hiding in the back of the room because he was scared as hell people would have discovered what was his job and decide to kick his ass. He was the procuror when i was summoned to court for hacking. The guy was nowhere to be found around that bar again, probably too afraid i would "solve my problem" with him for treating me like shit in court.
Tell you he could have very well sued me after that and probably had me thrown in jail, but he was just too much of a pussy to face someone who wouldn't have given a rat's ass about law and really messed his fucking face off.
Talk about frustrated losers :loser:
who's house?
23rd July 2006, 02:08 PM
You can only appreciate that they're only doing their jobs until you get stopped and questioned one too many times, when all you're doing is walking home or w/e
THErAPIST
23rd July 2006, 08:59 PM
geez... you guys get like 99% of the bad cops. all the cops here talk shit about the asshole cops and usually do whatever they can to fuck with em and make their lives harder...
AionSan
21st August 2006, 01:16 AM
geez... you guys get like 99% of the bad cops. all the cops here talk shit about the asshole cops and usually do whatever they can to fuck with em and make their lives harder...
Don't tell me you still believe that bullshit?
Armalite
21st August 2006, 09:43 AM
When I was 13 I was stopped and surrounded by 3 squad cars for no reason and questioned about all sorts of inane shit, like vandalism that occured in the neighborhood spanning months back, where the description of witnesses looked nothing like me, and generally hassled for no reason, because I was a kid in a Jack Daniel's tshirt. I have stopped and hassled like this numerous times. Another incident was the time I was given a ticket(bullshit, wasn't even valid, waste of time going to court), and thrown out/banned from a parking lot in an apartment complex where a lot of my friends live. The reason cited for this was that I was tresspassing. In broad daylight. In a parking lot. Where I had plenty of business being. I have numerous stories of such annoying incidents. Cops are dumb.
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