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who's house?
26th July 2006, 11:59 PM
Well, after a few days of serious thought, SWIM decided to go break into cars and such. SWIM failed badly. First, he tried a car with no blinking light expecting no alarms, and guess what happened. Fortunately there was a park abut 10 seconds away. In the park he recieved a few threats from a gang of neds/chavs/wiggers and aquired a fan club of three girls who liked his hat. Instead of learning from his mistake, he left the park and tried another car. No alarm (w00t). He got about ?4, but bought cigarettes and water earlier, so made a profit of about 6p.

Then, he decided to try a different area, where he was chased by one seriously evil looking motherfucker. He decided to go home after that. As he was turning into his street, he saw some guy get his head kicked in by a couple of people with their friends watching and laughing.

So, he now has a grand total of 6p and 4 cigarettes, and is down 8 stickers (which he stuck on cars/lamposts as he went home)

Not too bad for the first time he intentionally broke the law...


THE END

eminent
10th October 2007, 10:50 PM
k ,so it was either a bad case of bad luck or it was broad daylight. What time were you operating?

REL0AD
11th October 2007, 11:16 AM
In the park he recieved a few threats from a gang of neds (http://chavscum.co.uk/)/chavs (http://chavscum.co.uk/)/

he was chased by one seriously evil looking motherfucker

he saw some guy get his head kicked in by a couple of people with their friends watching and laughing.



The joys of England... :naughty:

Th0r
11th October 2007, 06:58 PM
The joys of England... :naughty:

Isnt it wonderful?

LogicTurtle
22nd October 2007, 06:22 PM
pshh. Still sounds better than the states. Get out there and try again man. You can't have bad luck every night... Hopefully.:surprised