getting marijuana onto a cruise

[twee252]

anyone know of any methods?

just curious what would be the easiest way.

[INCH06]

Swallow half an ounce in a condom. Shit it out on the other side.

[stlcru]

Or you could do what i always did. Get a coat that has one of the velcro collars that opens up where you can bring out a hood, and just roll up your sack in the hood and velcro it back.

[Armalite]

i think you should carve a small stash pouch in your stomach. It'll be cute, kinda like a koala.

[odin_dax]

Or you could just not smoke while you're on the cruise...

[SayItAintSo014]

Stick it up your ass.

[gbu-36]

Um what cruise line ? I never saw dogs on any of the cruises Ive been on, just metal detectors...........

[Adrian_Faythe]

If it has metal detectors, don't use the condom method (doubtful you were going to, just a precaution). Detectors pick up latex and chemicals on condoms as weapon components. I know because I walked through work with a condom in my pocket and set the damn thing off.

[ComfortablyNumb]

If it has metal detectors, don't use the condom method (doubtful you were going to, just a precaution). Detectors pick up latex and chemicals on condoms as weapon components. I know because I walked through work with a condom in my pocket and set the damn thing off.


did it have a foil wrapper?

[Adrian_Faythe]

Nope. Plastic.

Some detectors are designed different from others, perhaps. i don't know much at all about it, but I work at a rather up-tight place.

[shawnbye]

yeah, I'de say just put it up yer ass, that is pretty much the standard method of covert carrying- last time I went to the clink I took in a WHOLE bail to tobacco, 8B of H and a bit more than an 8th or nuggetts (not shit nuggets, weed you fool...)- had to compress the hell out of everything except the H of course (powdered that, quad wrapped), the tobacco was wrapped three or four times also (why take tobacco in? it is not permitted in out local max so is worth a heck of alot- trade for canteen and cash deposites into prison account..)

had a crappy constipation issue going on (probably from using the H before going in) and it ended up taking a few days to get all the packages out- I was only in for a long weekend, so four days total- was a really really lame experience packin all that for that long, doubt I would go that hard again but did make alot of cake from doing it so I guess it was worth somethin...

as far as wraps, I always use ballons and surgical gloves for small packages, and always overkill the amount of times wrapped, you can never be sure, ie. even with the amount of wrapping the H when I finally got it out had some signs of moisture (yeah thats gross as hell, but they all still gobbled it up- and paid almost three times the street value for it, so...)
I've also used plain plastic wrap, bags and whatever else while inside as they often do random cell searches at the incoming side of the ranges (for apparent reasons..)

No, its not a glamourous method but is the most likely to give best results, even if you are suspected they cannot really prove anything (in jail they put you into hole and monitor in hopes that you'll either crap it out and try doing some or just give it up from the sheer discomfort, hah hah hah..

Not so funny story, also not related to the above post (but either is this really..) once when I was busted (sellin the H), had just finished picking up, hadn't made it back to my hotel suite yet, and had the package in between my ass cheeks but not in, they took me down to the station under suspision and places me into the strip seach hold while processing the initial papers (they always are monitoring the holds), I was still cuffed, behind my back of course, and tried to make a move on the package to get it in there where it should have been in the first place- the cappers made the play and rushed me...I did manage to get the pack about half way in there but as soon as they made me bend it slipped out (damn my 'virgin' assho) and lay nicely packed back inbetween my cheeks for the pluckins...they held me down and rubbered up, one of the occifers extracted the package and I was pintched (no pun)- funny thing about that was that they released me pretty-much right away, no charges and I've never heard anything else about it since, its been a few years now at least. I did loose 2B's tho- thats a bit less than 1000 here (CDN) wasn't sweet F all to me back then but sure would mean something to me these days...

I guess they must have reviewed the recording and figured that they would either not be able to win the case or more liekly they did something that they shouldn't have at the time??whatever that would be...

[AnotherDamnNewbie]

Cruise? If they don't have drug dogs, then just tape an eighth to your taint. Nobody searches you there. As good as sticking it up your ass, without all the awkward... cleanup. *shudder*

[gbu-36]

Seriously, you could have it hidden in your luggage Im sure, Its a cruise, not jail. They dont really search for stuff.

Last cruise I was on I threw two bottles of vodka in my luggage and they didnt even say anything about that.