so is being really really really stoned the worst thing ever or what.

[blaksun]

the other day, i got waaay too high, and i ended up just sitting in front of my computer, stumbling around, too stoned to do ANYTHING.

too stoned to read comics,
too stoned to fap to porn,
too stoned to play a game,
too stoned to chat with people,
too stoned to post on an internet message board,
etc.

eventually i just ended up watching wedding crashers.

:(

tell me i am not the only one who has experienced this.

[ComfortablyNumb]

Sorry buddy, things like that have happened to a few of my friends, but luckily, never to me. I dont seem to be able to get "Too Stoned" to do anything, unless Ive been drinking too, and even then it requires a considerable amount of alcohol to render me useless. Although this is probably because I know the feeling of being stoned well enough that it has actually become another one of my normal moods. (I'm not trying to brag about how much pot I can smoke, or anything, actually I wish my tolerance weren't so damned high so I could get stoned for cheaper...). When you get like that, don't try to do lots of things, it will only make it worse, just go sit down and watch tv or a movie, or go to sleep.

[Stone]

Heh, you pulled a whitey! n00b!

[blaksun]

i don't know what a whitey is.

explain plz.

[DoctaD]

When someone vomits while smoking weed (without the aid of other drugs, like alcohol) it's usually called a whitey.

Very occasionally, like maybe 3 times in my whole life, I have had a very intense rush from smoking weed. So intense you are unable to stand and almost take a panic attack or faint. I'm assuming this is a whitey, as when it happens your face goes completely white. It would be quite possible to vomit while this is happening... it is also possible to split your head open against my younger brother's bedroom wall.

1. Whitey http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif (javascript:void(0)) 186 up, 67 down http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif (javascript:void(0))
an undesirable reaction to smoking cannabis common amongst lightweights and first-time tokers. Symptoms include dizzyness, clammy skin, nausea and vomiting.
It gets its name from the paleness of the sufferer as the blood drains out the capillaries under the skin due to a decrease in blood pressure.

"oh man, I don't know what you put in that joint, but it gave me one hell of a whitey."


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[AnotherDamnNewbie]

Walking out of the Phish concert at Coventry (booyah living in Vermont!!!) I was able to take two FAT cones with me. I'd say there were a healthy 1.5 in each. I'm not sure what strain of Indica was in there, but splitting one with three other people left me speechless, blind, giggling, shaking, and generally tripping full-on balls.

It sounds like you just got REALLY high blaksun. Congratuations!

[blaksun]

k i feel it necessary to point out that this is not the first time i've smoked - not the first time i've been really, really fucking stoned, either.

it's just the first time i've been stoned to the point of vegetation.

it is not something to congratulate! it was really annoying!

[AnotherDamnNewbie]

Try meditation. I'm dead serious here. Practice it sober, and then try it when you're that kind of stoned. When you get the hang of the ability to achieve mental clarity when your brain is otherwise incapacitated, you'll be able to enjoy a lot of things--not just drugs--a lot more.

[SayItAintSo014]

I've done a whitey once. It was one of my first times smoking, and I hit a nicely sized waterbong, cleared it, and sat 10 feet away from my computer thinking I was typing to people. When I finally realized I wasn't actually at my computer, I stumbled upstairs, puked, and went to sleep.


That hasn't happened to me since then though. Come to think of it, I couldn't really see when that happened either. Everything was just a blur. Eh, doesn't really seem to matter.

[Seol]

I took a whitey once.

Couldn't be bothered walking from the place where we smoked the joint back to my mates - it was only a 2 minute walk and I had to stop for about 3 breaks lol.

[DoctaD]

I took a whitey once.

Couldn't be bothered walking from the place where we smoked the joint back to my mates - it was only a 2 minute walk and I had to stop for about 3 breaks lol.

Heh, my house isnt much further than yours from his house... last time I was really stoned in piggys place it felt like i was walking for hours on the way home. My wee bro and i kept telling each other that we were almost there but it only took us 5 minutes altogether.

[blaksun]

Heh, my house isnt much further than yours from his house... last time I was really stoned in piggys place it felt like i was walking for hours on the way home. My wee bro and i kept telling each other that we were almost there but it only took us 5 minutes altogether.

what's even worse than being stoned, walking a short distance and thinking it's huge is being stoned and walking a huge fucking distance.

inconveniences like relying on scamming your way onto the bus to get home and stealing water/food, and being out in the cold, whilst on any sort of drug, are terrible.

[theMaxx]

When you get the hang of the ability to achieve mental clarity when your brain is otherwise incapacitated, you'll be able to enjoy a lot of things--not just drugs--a lot more.
Right on.

inconveniences like relying on scamming your way onto the bus to get home and stealing water/food, and being out in the cold, whilst on any sort of drug, are terrible.
Amen.

My tolerance is rock bottom. You got three pinches of the powder of some schwag? 'Cause that'll get me high for the entire day. Makes pot-smoking a cheap habit.

But there is a downside. There definitely is a peak where you can, and should, only meditate. And if you're at a party or on a walk, that can lead to some throw-upage. I believe I've upchucked from the ganj four times, but the memory of these events is, understandably, hard to hold on to. Not fun at all. And if you can't succeed at meditation, you just lost those hours of your life.

[headcase]

Haha, flashbacks of being stoned out of my mind and having to deal with.... everything, really. Fighting a whitey in the car home with the parents, *shudder*. Give that shit up.

[Eulux]

having a whitey while your boss pulls a surprise meeting about the new building's "network architecture"

only time for me...luckily my boss was a reefer head as well...and it turned out to be a prank...

[dylanrush]

Last night I was too stoned to have sex :pat:

[kathman]

Last night I was too stoned to have sex :pat:

:bigeyes: . lol, once when me and my mates were stoned we were walking back to his house, but we had to walk down these random steps to get there. Usually a couple min walk, took us about 5 minuets. it was trippy to because it was dark, and it looked like it was the last step, and then another would come up, then another.

[osha7677]

Hmmm, I stayed in a state of being really, really, really, stoned for 3 years... so it must not have been that bad.

Seriously though, the only time I wish to come down from pot is when I am really drunk and spinning.

[brandonoutbreak]

one night last year i went to this guy's house my two friends knew...
when we got there it was him and two guys he was chilling with. anyways, we started smoking... it started off with a nice blunt. after, that... one more. after that, two fat (and i mean FAT) ass joints. in the process of all of that we were taking bong hits.

i was fucked.

i believe i passed out for a slight period of time. i woke up to my friend desperately trying to light a cigarette, but however he was so stoned to the point where he couldn't keep his hands from shaking. wu-tang clan was playing in the background... it was wonderful.

we get up to leave. i get in the car, start it up. i think to myself "whaaattt thaaa fucccckkkk". i'm so stoned that i can't even remember how to put the car in drive. finally, i get it and continue to back out. for some odd reason i remember not having the ability to even reverse the car back into the road. i remember turning the car off and restarting it at least a few times before i found out what i was doing. my legs started going numb as we're on the way home... and thats all i basically remember.
i woke up trying to remember the drive back to their house... but i couldn't remember. it was almost like it didn't happen.

what a nightmare.

[headcase]

I instantly dislike you.

[Mr.V]

Well being high on weed/hasjish can give you a pretty good match in bed, but you GOT to put some RnB on or some jazz what the fuck ever, just something with a smooth beat you know, then second she needs to be one hot fucking piece of woman specie, but then still it's hard, the fucking is not, but keeping your squirl hard is.. believe me been there done that :wiggle:

[REL0AD]

I can get it up & perform no hassle when stoned.

It's stimulants that tamper with me, which is a fucking shame. :sad2:

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

Im great on both! Pot cant last long but stims make me go 4 ever.

[headcase]

Pft, squirrel.

Ecstasy take me a bit of effort to get going usually, and I've never actually come while up (generally last till the afterglow/comedown). Never had sex on weed, but it it gets up of it's own accord.

[Ginghugaganningap]

Summer 2 years ago, I got really REALLY fucking stoned at a friends house. We smoked about 2 oz between 4 people. Needless to say got on a bus back to town. All i remember is closing my eyes for a couple of seconds and when i open them i was flat on my back with a load of fucking old age pensioners staring at me while the bus was pulled over.

Turns out i collapsed and was out cold for a couple of seconds. Someone gave me a sit and it was beautiful. When i got off i couldn't stop laughing. It was fucking Daycent!

[s70n3d]

I actually HAVE had this happen to me once. I'v been smoking weed for almost ever now, i even remember posting my makeshift bong experiments on the safehouse now and again... but this one time only a few years ago i was hanging out with 2 friends of mine and we bought a 30 bag (Yes a 30 bag, long story short... back then we got our normal dealer to start bagging 30's because we'd buy them daily) anyways this was actually alright weed, it wasnt chrystally or anything it was straight... it smelled good and it got me high. Well about a half hour after we smoked we packet up another bowl and i took about 2 hits off the bowl and my mom pulled into the driveway to give me a ride home, I immediately felt sick to my stomache and on my way out the door i puked in erics bushes... no other drugs were the culprit, though maybe a little afterglow from dxm COULD have been present (Back then it was a quite often event for me to trip almost every day)

[flashmasterfong]

I find that after smoking cron for a couple of days straight starts to bring me down. I can still do everything like normal though. But to each his own.

[00000]

being really really really stoned is definitely not the worst thing ever.

[headcase]

Well I suppose things like catching fire or having you're limbs crushed would be worse. I don't think that's quite what he was suggesting though.

[davey_crockshit]

whenever i would smoke, i would take a hit or two and then i'd spend the rest of the evening sitting in a chair with a blanket over my head, horrified by the mere fact of my own existence. same nasty trip every time.

just another thing others can enjoy but i cant. bawww.....