Even When I Lie I'm Right

[LWAI_LWAI]

So long story short there's this 40 year old whore that lives in my neighboorhood. I started a rumur that she was a Hooker when I was 11-12. So when ever me and my friends saw her we would make jokes about her being a whore and shit.

Fastforward 5 years.

Its 2AM and I'm on the computer. My lil brother comes into the computer room and says.


Brother - (MY NAME) guise what.

Me - What

Brother - There's a purse in the whores front porch. I saw it when I was coming home from (Friends Name).

Me - Then get it.

Brother - If I have to run I can't because of my ribs (His talking about how his ribs hurt because of a recent incident with a cop)

Me - OK I'll get it.

* I get ready*

* I grab the purse*

* I run to my house*

* We open the bag*

In the bag there was

1) Notepad
2) Post-its
3) Gum
4) 5 condoms
5) A pair of handcuffs with furry shit on it.
6) Some weird key.

No cash just the following

My brother and I have come to the conclusion that shes a whore.

[Clit Crusader]

ok...

[DoctaD]

Was that worth the risk
:Thinkingo (misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#)

[odin_dax]

So, some dumbshit 17-year-old is stealing purses from neighbors and passing judgments without any hard evidence and admits it online? I'll nominate you for the Darwin Awards.

Great solve, Sherlock.

[Armalite]

Meh.

[LWAI_LWAI]

Was that worth the risk
:Thinkingo (misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#)


Did a lil research and the bag's worth 1-3 hundred.

[odin_dax]

Sad.

[Seol]

Why don't you try and shag her?

She seems like a kinky bitch so I'd be straight over there.

[odin_dax]

Given that he's in the business of stealing purses and acting like one of the Hardy Boys, I doubt he knows what to do with her.

[Scamula]

So, some dumbshit 17-year-old is stealing purses from neighbors and passing judgments without any hard evidence and admits it online? I'll nominate you for the Darwin Awards.

Great solve, Sherlock.

ITA

[odin_dax]

ITA

I Totally Agree? ;-)

[Clit Crusader]

Thats what I was thinking

[Scamula]

I Totally Agree? ;-)

Yes actually. I'm not a big fan of folks passing judgment on others when they don't even know them like that.

[C'tair]

Didnt anyone else notice something wierd about that purse list? There was a notepad and sticky-notes... but no pen or pencil! Im paranoid...

[blaksun]

lmao furry handcuffs.

[Esophagus]

Even When I Lie I'm Right
Even when I try to be cool I'm an immoral jackass

[gbu-36]

Furry Handcuffs ?


Are they supersized so they can get around the wrists of someone in a fursuit. Or am I missing something ?

[headcase]

Could be she's so insecure that she created a hooker persona and left the purse to be found to substiantate it. You should go over and make friends with her. She seems pretty disturbed.

[Eulux]

Given that he's in the business of stealing purses and acting like one of the Hardy Boys, I doubt he knows what to do with her.

I truly love you...that gave me a nice laugh.

[ThePrincessOfScam]

Yes actually. I'm not a big fan of folks passing judgment on others when they don't even know them like that.


Which is why I hate Odin. LOL. You hate me, I hate back BEEOTCH.


But what....... In general... Was this thread about? You stealing some woman's purse?


Could be she's so insecure that she created a hooker persona and left the purse to be found to substiantate it. You should go over and make friends with her. She seems pretty disturbed.

Maybe the MADD poster children here are part of the whole dealio. Maybe they were planted to find the purse and report to here so a substantial amount of people know. Unfortunatly said substantial does not care. -_____________-

[odin_dax]

Which is why I hate Odin. LOL. You hate me, I hate back BEEOTCH.

You know, if you're going to respond, why don't you try reading this thread before you say something stupid and put your foot in your mouth? I don't "hate" you.


But what....... In general... Was this thread about? You stealing some woman's purse?

This thread is pretty much done. You joining it is all but pointless, except for the single purpose of personal attacks against me. Sorry you're butt hurt, POS, but if you're going to join a thread for that purpose, and then ask a stupid question as to what the thread is about, it just makes you look extremely bad, in the pathetic sense.

Now, since I'm giving you a wide berth at the moment. I'd ask you politely to leave me alone.

[ThePrincessOfScam]

then stop acting like a dick to me. You peice of crap. And no I saw Scamulas post and dicided to respond.

But all in all it looks like I didnt phrase myself properly, as I just wanted to know what the point of this guy posting that shit was. Stop acting like an asshole, asshole. Because acting like a smartass whenever I fucking post is annoying... You started this shit by bringing yourself to talk shit to me or about me and I didnt fucking appreciate it. So fuck off. lol.

lol. And this thread was already bumped by someone else which is how I found it.

Go away, ass crumb :veryhappy Ande besides, it is you who dicides to follow me around the board and post everytime after I postiz. lol. I could care less about you.

[gbu-36]

are you two married or something ? you two fight like ye is.

[Eulux]

Ande besides, it is you who dicides to follow me around the board and post everytime after I postiz. lol. I could care less about you.

hmmm...this is a small community...chances are, someone is gonna be following someone in posting...like for some odd reason on the old rorta when I used to always follow janke and lynked....not everything has to turn into flames and such...you're just a bit too twitchy and defensive....

[odin_dax]

hmmm...this is a small community...chances are, someone is gonna be following someone in posting...like for some odd reason on the old rorta when I used to always follow janke and lynked....not everything has to turn into flames and such...you're just a bit too twitchy and defensive....

True, most of the posters are the same people.

[odin_dax]

then stop acting like a dick to me. You peice of crap. And no I saw Scamulas post and dicided to respond.

But all in all it looks like I didnt phrase myself properly, as I just wanted to know what the point of this guy posting that shit was. Stop acting like an asshole, asshole. Because acting like a smartass whenever I fucking post is annoying... You started this shit by bringing yourself to talk shit to me or about me and I didnt fucking appreciate it. So fuck off. lol.

lol. And this thread was already bumped by someone else which is how I found it.

Go away, ass crumb :veryhappy Ande besides, it is you who dicides to follow me around the board and post everytime after I postiz. lol. I could care less about you.

So, you admit to not having read the thread correctly, responded to what was an apparent insult to me, after I said I wasn't going to respond to you on the other threads, and then claim that I'm the one following you around, and that I'm an asshole because I give an honest response to your public posts that you don't like... Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy..... How many times do I have to tell you to grow up?
I asked you politely to leave me alone (on this thread no less). Maybe you just need the last word. It's your's... if you need it.

[ThePrincessOfScam]

They are just immature suttle insults to me and then you try and take the victim role when I just blatently insult you. lol. Fuck off.


I PHRASED my sentance wrong. I fucking read it fine. I phrased it wrong, for the third time. I should try making answers that dont give you an opportunity to be a smart ass peice of shit. But then again you mean less then the shit my dog makes, so i will answer how I want. It is up to you entirley. This whole time it has been you being a smart ass and me just answering the way I wanted to, it is always up to you. You can NOT get involved and nothing will happen. But continue to be a peice of smartass shit and I will just rebound. OK?


I have nothing against you but you being such an asshole to me. Otherwise we would be cool... I actually dont like you comming around and insulting why people steal or scam or whatever. Why the hell are you on here if you are just oging to critisise everyone else's techniques or motivations? Do you even steal or scam? Or are you just on here as the ex-scammer turned peice of shit with low self esteem thus the shameless abillity to insult 15 year old girls?

:veryhappy

[DoctaD]

Princess, you ever heard the term 'broken record?'

Eulux, I thought you were stalking lynked too...

EDIT: Oh, I forgot... MOVED TO FL!