paninvmuthafuckinass!
12th March 2007, 11:11 PM
Ok well first of all if your reading this, you are obviously interested in the night op scene and are looking to cause mischief or fun. Well yes theres the thrill of the chances of getting caught, but it's no fun if you half ass your goal, or if you get caught. So that being said is the purpose of this guide, so that you are prepared, have fun and don't get caught.
What this guides split up into
Sucessful planning
Recommended "tools"
What to wear
Sneaking out, basic tips, travelling and doing the op
Getting away from cops
Distractions(bonus)
Sucessful planning
First thing you want to make sure is that you have a plan. Wether your going out into the country/woodland to fuck a horse, or wether your going out to vandalise some property, your goin to need to know what the fuck your going to do, and how your going to do it; I can not stress how important this is. So what your going to need is to plan and go over your main route and escapes(alleys etc) and so you don't go into any dead ends, because thats the last thing you want if you DO fuck up and have cops on your tail. So make your planning as thorough as possible and mark all your escape routes with a highlighter and go over your routes in your head and on the map, just to confirm your safety. It is best to have a back up plan aswell, just incase things do fuck up for whatever reason...every REAL criminal knows to have a backup plan, and to an extreme extent, some where to hideout, such as a friends house/backyard, arpark, public toilet, dumpster etc. Try to memorize your routes and escapes if you can, because you looking sheets of paper(your plans) is going to look suspicious and get you in trouble if a cop does manage to get to search you for what ever reason, since he has proof of intent; and besides it will just focus your mind on just the routes and you want to be relaxed when doing the actual goal.
So rule #1 is plan before anything, and make sure it is a working plan; and always always memorize and go over your plans before you do...even the same night as the op, just a few hours before you actually do go on your op.
Recommended Tools
Every night op anyone goes on, they WILL require tools suitable to the op. But a rule for this is, don't take un necessary shit such as a spanner if your going to "get up"(graffiti), because it's going to slow you down and be harder to ditch if you decide not to run from the cop. So only take the necessaties.
What any night opper should have is a knife, pepperspray and a torch(flashlight) with spare batteries.
If your going graffiti you will most likely want a dark backpack to put your stencils, cans etc in, just so it's easier to carry it all around at once.
If your just going to vandalise(yes it's different from graffiti) then tools I recommend taking are corkscrews(do wonders on cars), petrol and matches(maybe even molotovs), brake fluid(for cr paintwork) and a hammer and screwdriver(screwdriver is if you want to badge a car). And you could also make a pyrcete brick like in my guide here: http://tinyurl.com/35jduz
(if you read that guide you'll get the jist of it and why I mentioned it)
If you just want mischief then just take eggs, duct tape(duct tape peoples doors and cars) catfood for putting on lawns(not my idea), bleach for lawns, and rocks you can most likely find in the street.
It's a fucking bitch when you go on a night op and forget one vital thing, meaning the night is fucked and your going home early and are most likely going to get caught. Whether your going to fuck that horse and you forgot lube or a condom, or whether you are "geting up" and you fogot one of your paint colours or stencils; make sure you have everything packed ready in time for when you go on the op to save time, and so you know you have everything before hand and are not rushing about and forget to pack something.
But be sensible and only take a backpack if you need to; because it can slow you down and if you ditch it the wrong way then you have alot of evidence against you. I usually just wear a jacket with large inside and outside pockets, for example if I was going to steal a car or egg someones house or fuck a horse(not that I would) because I don't need alot of tools, where as graffiti you need to carry alot all at the same time, and if you plan to do a huge piece of a character or w/e then you'll most likely be using a huge stencil so you'll need lots of space to put it in.
What to wear
Now 1st I'm going to set one popular belief false.
Wearing all black is just as bad as wearing nothing at all on a night op, trust me it is easier to see you. Because you can't honestly tell me that the entire sky/surroundings is TOTALLY black, well we don't want to stick to one colour/shade because you will stick out from the other shades.
The best colours to wear are black trousers/jeans and a long sleeve dark nazy blue top, or a burgandy top.
Burgandy is this color for you retards who don't know: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/manson1996/burgundy.jpg
AKA dark red ;)
It's important to have some regualr clothes undereath such as a beige top and normal jeans underneath(or you can keep your other jeans on) so that when you get out of sight from the cops if they see you then they won't be looking exactly at the guy they saw a minuite ago with the dark navy blue hoody.
Footwear is vital to your environment. If your in a neighbor hood/sub urban area, then running shoes/trainers are ideal. Nike are the best brand to go for.
(You can also wear multiple pairs of socks for extra silence)
But if your in the woodland areas then your going to want strong but light boots so that you don't bust your ankle up while running. Brands I suggest are Hi-Tec.
Your going to want to keep your identity hidden as much as possible, and the first thing witnesses will describe to cops is your face if they have seen it. So for sub urban areas a ski mask or hoodie with bandana covering mouth and face is ideal; where as woodland areas a bandana covering mouth and nose with a cap is ideal, because you need to see in more directions as much as possible since it's more open.
Sneaking out, basic tips, travelling and doing the op
Before I mention this I'm just going to say that if you snore then it is ideal to record yourself snoring from the night before onto a tape player, to make it more realistic.
Now most parents go to bed between 10:30-12:00pm and wake up between 4:30am-6:00am, so you need to choose the best time suited between the time your parents go to bed, and when they wake up for work or w/e.
Try to stay away from doing op's on weekends because it's tricky to make an estimate of when they are going to wake up(since they can either stay in bed later or get up early to do jobs round the house) so it's 50/50 with weekends.
Weekdays are better because they'll most likely be tired from work that day and go to bed earlyish and fall to sleep easier, but the downside is they'll most likely wake up earlier for work the next day.
Pass the time by either going on the net, packing stuff for your op, watching a film or W/E you want until you know they are asleep (easy to know with my parents because they make more noise snoring than a foghorn). Now get pillows and blankets, sheets and w/e else you can and make the form of a body under your bed quilt(cover) and make a head aswell with either a basketball or another pillow, if you have one of those masks with hair attatched then you can make it seem more realistic.
Now turn off your electicals in your room and come out your bedroom.
Creaky floorboards?...not a problem, just creep closer to the walls where the floor boards have more suppot and are less creaky. And now go out of the front door or backdoor depending on which door is underneath your parents bedroom.
Now for travelling if it's not to far then you can go on foot, but if it's a fair distance then take a bike and wear a reflective vest(no one will suspect someone wearing somehting so geeky to be upto no good...your thinking this attracts attention, but I'll explain later)
Once you are there your going to want to put your bike and reflective vest into a dumpster nearby for safe keeping and picking up later.
You want to stay out the way as much as you can from car lights and light in general. The dark is your friend.
Now do what you've got to do as planned, and quickly as possible while keeping an eye out and get the hell out of there. If your stealing a car then just act like it's your car, maybe a good idea to have some decoy keys with you.
Getting away from cops
Now if you fucked up or took to long and got caught then no doubt someones called the cops, so now you fucking run and don't stop running. Remember the escape routes you planned?
Good! because your gonna need to use them to get away. Jump through peoples back gardens, try to get onto a roof if you can and hide up there...or keep running until you can get to a dumpster and hide in there.
If the police dogs are after you then your most likely fucked, but there is always a way around everything, and that is what your pepperspray is for. You can either use it to create a smell and divert them away from you, or you can use it on them, and you must use it on them if they are hot on your tail. Other distractions from dogs are bleach and chilli sauce/powder.
It's also best if you make your own pepperspray with chilli powder, lemon juice and what ever else you thinks best(theres tons of guides on the net)
Distractions
If you are still running away from the cops but are in a woodland area then you can put those annoying poppers(the things you throw on the floor and they pop) to use and throw them away from you to make a noise(a substitute for "snapping twigs" ;)) use a handfull of them though.
Now you can use rocks to throw at fences far away to distract them away from you if your hiding in someones garden, giving you a little bit of time to get away. If you wrap them in material, it muffles the sound, giving a substitute noise of footsteps
Smoke bombs are pretty obvious, they work on cops but not so well on dogs since they go by smell, but they can also be a prime factor in giving your location away(not recommended)
Some excuses for your parents when you come back in or they question you in the morning if they heard you go out. Then if they just see you downstairs not in bed then you can just say you were getting a drink. You can say you were letting a pet in/out, or you felt sick/hot so you went for a walk.
Thanks for reading.
Written by paininvmuthafuckinass AKA slim-ov-derby
What this guides split up into
Sucessful planning
Recommended "tools"
What to wear
Sneaking out, basic tips, travelling and doing the op
Getting away from cops
Distractions(bonus)
Sucessful planning
First thing you want to make sure is that you have a plan. Wether your going out into the country/woodland to fuck a horse, or wether your going out to vandalise some property, your goin to need to know what the fuck your going to do, and how your going to do it; I can not stress how important this is. So what your going to need is to plan and go over your main route and escapes(alleys etc) and so you don't go into any dead ends, because thats the last thing you want if you DO fuck up and have cops on your tail. So make your planning as thorough as possible and mark all your escape routes with a highlighter and go over your routes in your head and on the map, just to confirm your safety. It is best to have a back up plan aswell, just incase things do fuck up for whatever reason...every REAL criminal knows to have a backup plan, and to an extreme extent, some where to hideout, such as a friends house/backyard, arpark, public toilet, dumpster etc. Try to memorize your routes and escapes if you can, because you looking sheets of paper(your plans) is going to look suspicious and get you in trouble if a cop does manage to get to search you for what ever reason, since he has proof of intent; and besides it will just focus your mind on just the routes and you want to be relaxed when doing the actual goal.
So rule #1 is plan before anything, and make sure it is a working plan; and always always memorize and go over your plans before you do...even the same night as the op, just a few hours before you actually do go on your op.
Recommended Tools
Every night op anyone goes on, they WILL require tools suitable to the op. But a rule for this is, don't take un necessary shit such as a spanner if your going to "get up"(graffiti), because it's going to slow you down and be harder to ditch if you decide not to run from the cop. So only take the necessaties.
What any night opper should have is a knife, pepperspray and a torch(flashlight) with spare batteries.
If your going graffiti you will most likely want a dark backpack to put your stencils, cans etc in, just so it's easier to carry it all around at once.
If your just going to vandalise(yes it's different from graffiti) then tools I recommend taking are corkscrews(do wonders on cars), petrol and matches(maybe even molotovs), brake fluid(for cr paintwork) and a hammer and screwdriver(screwdriver is if you want to badge a car). And you could also make a pyrcete brick like in my guide here: http://tinyurl.com/35jduz
(if you read that guide you'll get the jist of it and why I mentioned it)
If you just want mischief then just take eggs, duct tape(duct tape peoples doors and cars) catfood for putting on lawns(not my idea), bleach for lawns, and rocks you can most likely find in the street.
It's a fucking bitch when you go on a night op and forget one vital thing, meaning the night is fucked and your going home early and are most likely going to get caught. Whether your going to fuck that horse and you forgot lube or a condom, or whether you are "geting up" and you fogot one of your paint colours or stencils; make sure you have everything packed ready in time for when you go on the op to save time, and so you know you have everything before hand and are not rushing about and forget to pack something.
But be sensible and only take a backpack if you need to; because it can slow you down and if you ditch it the wrong way then you have alot of evidence against you. I usually just wear a jacket with large inside and outside pockets, for example if I was going to steal a car or egg someones house or fuck a horse(not that I would) because I don't need alot of tools, where as graffiti you need to carry alot all at the same time, and if you plan to do a huge piece of a character or w/e then you'll most likely be using a huge stencil so you'll need lots of space to put it in.
What to wear
Now 1st I'm going to set one popular belief false.
Wearing all black is just as bad as wearing nothing at all on a night op, trust me it is easier to see you. Because you can't honestly tell me that the entire sky/surroundings is TOTALLY black, well we don't want to stick to one colour/shade because you will stick out from the other shades.
The best colours to wear are black trousers/jeans and a long sleeve dark nazy blue top, or a burgandy top.
Burgandy is this color for you retards who don't know: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/manson1996/burgundy.jpg
AKA dark red ;)
It's important to have some regualr clothes undereath such as a beige top and normal jeans underneath(or you can keep your other jeans on) so that when you get out of sight from the cops if they see you then they won't be looking exactly at the guy they saw a minuite ago with the dark navy blue hoody.
Footwear is vital to your environment. If your in a neighbor hood/sub urban area, then running shoes/trainers are ideal. Nike are the best brand to go for.
(You can also wear multiple pairs of socks for extra silence)
But if your in the woodland areas then your going to want strong but light boots so that you don't bust your ankle up while running. Brands I suggest are Hi-Tec.
Your going to want to keep your identity hidden as much as possible, and the first thing witnesses will describe to cops is your face if they have seen it. So for sub urban areas a ski mask or hoodie with bandana covering mouth and face is ideal; where as woodland areas a bandana covering mouth and nose with a cap is ideal, because you need to see in more directions as much as possible since it's more open.
Sneaking out, basic tips, travelling and doing the op
Before I mention this I'm just going to say that if you snore then it is ideal to record yourself snoring from the night before onto a tape player, to make it more realistic.
Now most parents go to bed between 10:30-12:00pm and wake up between 4:30am-6:00am, so you need to choose the best time suited between the time your parents go to bed, and when they wake up for work or w/e.
Try to stay away from doing op's on weekends because it's tricky to make an estimate of when they are going to wake up(since they can either stay in bed later or get up early to do jobs round the house) so it's 50/50 with weekends.
Weekdays are better because they'll most likely be tired from work that day and go to bed earlyish and fall to sleep easier, but the downside is they'll most likely wake up earlier for work the next day.
Pass the time by either going on the net, packing stuff for your op, watching a film or W/E you want until you know they are asleep (easy to know with my parents because they make more noise snoring than a foghorn). Now get pillows and blankets, sheets and w/e else you can and make the form of a body under your bed quilt(cover) and make a head aswell with either a basketball or another pillow, if you have one of those masks with hair attatched then you can make it seem more realistic.
Now turn off your electicals in your room and come out your bedroom.
Creaky floorboards?...not a problem, just creep closer to the walls where the floor boards have more suppot and are less creaky. And now go out of the front door or backdoor depending on which door is underneath your parents bedroom.
Now for travelling if it's not to far then you can go on foot, but if it's a fair distance then take a bike and wear a reflective vest(no one will suspect someone wearing somehting so geeky to be upto no good...your thinking this attracts attention, but I'll explain later)
Once you are there your going to want to put your bike and reflective vest into a dumpster nearby for safe keeping and picking up later.
You want to stay out the way as much as you can from car lights and light in general. The dark is your friend.
Now do what you've got to do as planned, and quickly as possible while keeping an eye out and get the hell out of there. If your stealing a car then just act like it's your car, maybe a good idea to have some decoy keys with you.
Getting away from cops
Now if you fucked up or took to long and got caught then no doubt someones called the cops, so now you fucking run and don't stop running. Remember the escape routes you planned?
Good! because your gonna need to use them to get away. Jump through peoples back gardens, try to get onto a roof if you can and hide up there...or keep running until you can get to a dumpster and hide in there.
If the police dogs are after you then your most likely fucked, but there is always a way around everything, and that is what your pepperspray is for. You can either use it to create a smell and divert them away from you, or you can use it on them, and you must use it on them if they are hot on your tail. Other distractions from dogs are bleach and chilli sauce/powder.
It's also best if you make your own pepperspray with chilli powder, lemon juice and what ever else you thinks best(theres tons of guides on the net)
Distractions
If you are still running away from the cops but are in a woodland area then you can put those annoying poppers(the things you throw on the floor and they pop) to use and throw them away from you to make a noise(a substitute for "snapping twigs" ;)) use a handfull of them though.
Now you can use rocks to throw at fences far away to distract them away from you if your hiding in someones garden, giving you a little bit of time to get away. If you wrap them in material, it muffles the sound, giving a substitute noise of footsteps
Smoke bombs are pretty obvious, they work on cops but not so well on dogs since they go by smell, but they can also be a prime factor in giving your location away(not recommended)
Some excuses for your parents when you come back in or they question you in the morning if they heard you go out. Then if they just see you downstairs not in bed then you can just say you were getting a drink. You can say you were letting a pet in/out, or you felt sick/hot so you went for a walk.
Thanks for reading.
Written by paininvmuthafuckinass AKA slim-ov-derby