Smoking Weed for the First Time

[FourFourNine]

So I'm getting 1g and I have never smoked before. What should I know... And I have no clue really how I'm going to smoke it.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

1st timer huh, well there is a bit of a debate whether you get high your first time, probably get flamed for saying that. Everyones different though didn't affect me 1st time an that was like 2 cones no baccy just pure wacky pulled both to no effort. second time had 3 cones an couldn't stop laughing and 3rd time had 5-7 cones and was in my own world. Best bet is to roll a joint mate.

5 EASY STEPS

1. Start with about a .3-.4 grams around 1/3 of ya stick/foily.
2. Mull up using you fingers
3. Add about 30-40% (that's my ratio) baccy of total mix in the mull bowl (if ya smoke)
4. Mix up and a little mull action with you fingers.
5. Than roll away!

Or even check out the cooking with cannabis thread.
**Thanks Stone**

[Stone]

Or you could write one? Writing articles in encouraged. If they're good it gets put on the site in the texts section.

As for the first-timer. If you don't smoke cigs then you probably shouldn't use tobacco the first time. It might make you feel a bit sick with the weed. Try a bong or vaporiser instead.

[DoctaD]

A vaporiser is your best bet, especially if you dont smoke cigarettes.

[FourFourNine]

I'm only 15 and I doubt I could get a vape... Best bet for me would be something homemade not sure what though.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

A Bong.

[headcase]

Nothing homemade is ever your best bet.

[Esophagus]

Nothing homemade is ever your best bet.
Maybe not yet. Haha. I've seen some pretty good homemade stuff in my day.

[headcase]

Yeah, true actually. Nothing home made is ever your best bet for your first time, so. Unless you want to shit on that piece of advice by having mad woodshop skills or something.

[Esophagus]

Except you probably wuldn't want to keep anything from woodshop lit to long. Unless you want everyone in a large radius of you to get a small contact high. Scratch my first statement. Do it.

[headcase]

Or one of these (http://mirror-uk-rb1.gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/medicine/cannabis-pipe-made-from-apple-called-a-bong-being-smoked-ANON.jpg) devices.

[Esophagus]

Ive made pipes out of apples before. Its actually a really good idea.

[FourFourNine]

So I got my 1g (how much is 1 gram anyways) and I'm probably going to use something homemade to smoke it. Or I might be able to get papers ,but I doubt it. Anybody have a link for how to make a good homemade bowl? And how much should I smoke for my first time?

[headcase]

1 gram is a fair amount for one session. Given it's your first time you probably won't even need all of it (not right away anyway). Just take it easy with it if you're hitting a bong. A bong is like a shot. You can smoke too much before the first one hits you.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

For a cone if u must use a foil one, use a triple A battery or something that just fits in the hose and a pin to make the hole.

[Eulux]

So I got my 1g (how much is 1 gram anyways) and I'm probably going to use something homemade to smoke it. Or I might be able to get papers ,but I doubt it. Anybody have a link for how to make a good homemade bowl? And how much should I smoke for my first time?

ok, gonna assume you're from the states by the gram comment...most reefer here isn't sold by the gram...
quick question or two if you don't mind answering...how much did you pay for this gram, and
what does it look like? slightly yellowish, and hard? or more of a darker green....

as for a bowl, two cheap ass ways to make a pipe/bowl. that are easy to make. I was blessed with knowing some welding and carpentering skills...that and my older brother was cool.

1. toilet paper roll method.

ingredients:

toothpick or thin sharp object
empty toilet paper roll
foil
knife
reefer


get an empty toilet paper roll...about two inches away from one end, cut a hole through one side...roughly the size of a nickel. cover the cut end of the roll in foil, making sure to press in some foil into the hole you made, roughly enough to fit your index finger up to the first knuckle....but make sure not to break the bitch. now take the toothpick and punch some holes into the foil depression (bowl)...then put the grass in the bowl, and light it up. you can even use your hand on the other side of the roll as a carb...a big ass carb.

note. whatever end the bowl ends up on, inhale from the other end. common sense, but...meh.

2. coke bottle method

ingredients...

coke bottle
cutting instrument
screen or foil
reefer

ok. I usually use a 2 liter coke bottle, but that's me...cause it can later serve as a poor bong better than a 20oz or a 1ltr...

anyways...foil or screen, completely up to you. if it's foil, same procedure as before. foil, then cut out some foil, and with the same process as before with the finger, make your bowl. after the bowl is made, cut a hole on each side of the bottle. one to work as an inhaler, the other as a carb.

simple, yes. amateurish, indeed. easy and quick, oh yeah. less than 5 minutes for a retard...hmmmmm...

when you're a bit more experienced, we can talk about homemade bongs out of random shit, fruit hitters, and rolling techniques. every teen must walk this path, and say they have made a pipe out of a bic pen, or a toilet paper roll. it's a rite of passage dammit!

[FourFourNine]

ok, gonna assume you're from the states by the gram comment...most reefer here isn't sold by the gram...
quick question or two if you don't mind answering...how much did you pay for this gram, and
what does it look like? slightly yellowish, and hard? or more of a darker green....

Yea, I'm from the states.

I paid $20 for 1g

It's dark green, with little orange spots, its hard.

[Esophagus]

Homemade works okay, but your best bet for a first time is probably to find a cheap pipe in a smoke shop.

[FourFourNine]

Homemade works okay, but your best bet for a first time is probably to find a cheap pipe in a smoke shop.

I'm 15.

I might try to get $5 pipe off someone at school.

[Eulux]

he's not 18...you've gotta be 18 to buy anything from a tobacco shop...

and...$20 for one gram? it's either 'dro, or...incredibly overpriced stuff...unless that's going price where you are...but...fuck...I can get an oz for that...

did it have seeds or not?

[Esophagus]

Did you mention being a first timer to whoever you bought this from? I'm guessing its overpriced.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

$20-$25 for a stick is about right between .8-1g.

[Stone]

Here it's about 50euro for 3.5g which is about $65-$70. Seems to be about the same price here in Ireland and there in the US.

[headcase]

?15 a gram, I think. But it's been a looooong time since I'be bought weed.

[Nox (ADVANCED)]

for a PIG its costs $50 and ways 2.5g-3.2g (called a pig becase used to say a big five O and since 5-O being wat we all call cops.

[Stone]

Here it's sold in oz's, quarters and eights. It's only cocaine and such that's sold by the gram here. But 3.5g is an eight of an oz and that's 50euro.

[REL0AD]

Make a bucket.

"Dope Bucket" On google

Basicaly get a 2litre bottle chop the bottom off on the last line, get a bucket filled with water and make a "chillum" or just use foil.

light the crumbled dope n pull the bottle up from the water... it'll fill with smoke.

i dunno mind seen as its ur first time. if u have a stable mind it should be ok but wen i had my first bukket i couldn't move because ov paranoia.


*put tiny pin pricks in the foil, stick the foil in the top of the bottle where u drink from. crumble ya dope\tac\solid watever you call it down there over the holes.

[Esophagus]

So probably not the best for his first time.

[DoctaD]

?50 for an eighth is really expensive. One of the worst dealers around here sells 2 grammes for ?25.

You can get over a quarter for ?50, from the right people.

[ComfortablyNumb]

Around here the going rate is $15 a gram for very good stuff, and about $20 a gram for top-of-the-line cnnabis club stuff. it tthen goes to $50 for an eighth and so on up the chain w/more price breaks along the way. I usually buy around 60 grams every other week so the price drops to about $7 a gram for very good stuff.

[blaksun]

fyi best bet for first smoking is to do it with someone with experience, and let him work out all the details for you.

[Stone]

There's a severe drought here in Cork. There's a tiny bit of hash around, even less weed. I've been waiting on an ounce of green for two weeks, only got enough for one spliff left atm.

[Eulux]

to all the people posting how much it is for a gram around them, I'm truly sorry for you. I don't smoke anymore, but...I made a call as to inquire about price, and 1lb roughly goes for 300-400 american...

as for how it's sold around here: dime, quarter, oz...don't see too many more nickel bags anymore...

[FourFourNine]

I just smoked out of inhaler /w foil on the top. Smoked like 1/3 of a bud and so high.

[REL0AD]

So probably not the best for his first time.

That's my socio coming out, sometimes I get my kicks from watching first time users or beginners rolling around totaly fucked or completely pulling there hair out with paranoia.

I try to stop it but you know... It creeps on ya.

Let us know how it goes Nox.

[headcase]

My first time, over 5 years ago now, we indie'd a bong for a looooong time. After puking my guts up, it was one of the best stones I ever got.

[kathman]

i know a easy way to make a homemade pipe. get a pen (the on with a metal, unscrewey tip thing) take off the metal thing,and put it to the side, get a lighter and melt a hole towards the closed end of the pen. stick in the metal thing (you might need to melt it so it fits and the smoke can get through) get some blutak and cover the gaps and BAM you got a pipe, works great too, i used one for my 1st high