sex in public places

pinky gerbilsquirt · 21st June 2005, 02:56 AM

Where's the most public or unusual place you've ever had sex?

The most public place for me would have to be on the side of the road on a for sale sign. Oh and last night i did it at the army base in holsworthy...not very public there but neither of us are in the army so not very common either.

Armalite · 21st June 2005, 03:15 AM

Back seat of a Greyhound bus.

Jesus · 21st June 2005, 03:18 AM

Jeus = virgin :( oh well, i'll get laid when the time comes, i mean i am only 14

crazy white guy · 24th March 2008, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus

Jeus = virgin :( oh well, i'll get laid when the time comes, i mean i am only 14

i lost it when i was 13. i had sex like 20 times before my 14th birthday

and now i have done it too many times to count and its allmost my 16th birthday

gbu-36 · 21st June 2005, 05:06 AM

hrrm, most stereotypical place for a girl like me (goth type) was in a graveyard
Id say the wierdest place ever was behind a waterfall in manitou springs ( bunch of people where on the other side of the waterfall too ^-^

OsirisGuy429 · 21st June 2005, 07:31 AM

In her friends bathroom...

In an open field at night. It was also a park and was behind a Waldbaums and on the other side was houses and a house party just down a little further.

Adrian_Faythe · 22nd June 2005, 04:29 AM

Most awkward would have to be on the side of the road in a Miata. Awkward because not only are Miatas tiny as hell (2-seater with no back seat whatsoever), I'm 5'9", and she was almost 6'. ZERO LEG ROOM.

:D

Mullaly · 15th June 2006, 11:58 PM

I did it behind the mall that i go to every fri... thats pritty public seeing as i hate pda

INCH06 · 16th June 2006, 12:06 AM

I lost my virginity in a pub toilet. Got a blowjob then we had a quicky.

S25 · 16th June 2006, 10:57 AM

Never had full sex,Got a blowjob and wank behind a insane asylum in a old handball alley :)

Heavy_'TalMeMan · 17th June 2006, 04:37 PM

In a movie theatre. We had to negotiate our seating space a little though..

paninvmuthafuckinass! · 27th July 2008, 03:16 PM

The park or on a rooftop (I bought a padlock with me and locked the door behind me).

Also fucked in the grimiest of places as well...public disabled toilets.

Nox (ADVANCED) · 28th July 2008, 04:19 AM

Same here i dont know if i mentioned it.
There was no lock on our disabled toilet though.

Twist · 6th June 2009, 02:30 AM

Fuck I've mostly had sex in public places I want the damn bed more often!

-Top of a hill overlooking a highway and the center of a small town
-In the inside of a bank after hours, the part where the door opens the atm is there and the rest is closed off.
-In various places on school campus went I went there
-In a spot in the woods where ppl come daily to smoke weed and shit
-Behind a teachers house, the teacher lived on campus and came out while I had just finished fingering her and was just slippin it in. I was mad. The fucker just had to walk his stupid little pug right at that time!

Oh yea there have been other places as well, this was all with one girl. She was fun :)

bankraped · 6th June 2009, 03:25 AM

This picture accurately sums up the sum of my sexual contact with anyone (Being fat sucks sometimes. Mostly it's awesome):

Pic is not me, If you're wondering.

savage_beauty · 6th June 2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by bankraped

This picture accurately sums up the sum of my sexual contact with anyone (Being fat sucks sometimes. Mostly it's awesome):

Pic is not me, If you're wondering.

Lol when is it awesome?

So far i think my most exciting experience was in a phone box. Unfortuantly we had to stop because someone came to actually use the phone box and they were waiting outside, wondering what we were doing :P

Day_N_Night · 6th June 2009, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bankraped

This picture accurately sums up the sum of my sexual contact with anyone (Being fat sucks sometimes. Mostly it's awesome):

Pic is not me, If you're wondering.

How fat are we talking here?

Th0r was fat? Wtf i always pictured him as some sort of Artemis Fowl except without the money. Thanks for destroying my mental image of you Th0r :(

Th0r · 6th June 2009, 05:52 PM

Being fat and having a family history of heart disease is awesome. Fuck Pys-Ed!

But no seriously, if you're fat you can get laid. Look at the fat Chav Whores waddling down the high streets on Grand Britannia.

Twist · 6th June 2009, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Th0r

Being fat and having a family history of heart disease is awesome. Fuck Pys-Ed!

But no seriously, if you're fat you can get laid. Look at the fat Chav Whores waddling down the high streets on Grand Britannia.

Be nice Th0r. Dude get urself some ephedra, and work out. I'm not anything near fat but I don't see why this won't work.

Th0r · 6th June 2009, 09:34 PM

Twist - I've been working out rigorously for several weeks now. I wouldn't consider myself fat anymore. I haven't been properly fat for over a year now.

Twist · 6th June 2009, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Th0r

Twist - I've been working out rigorously for several weeks now. I wouldn't consider myself fat anymore. I haven't been properly fat for over a year now.

Sweet, increase in pussy level?

bankraped · 7th June 2009, 11:42 AM

Fat as in 18 stone fat.

21st June 2005, 02:56 AM	#1
pinky gerbilsquirt Rorta Junior Join Date: May 2005 Location: beyond the black stump... Posts: 32	sex in public places Where's the most public or unusual place you've ever had sex? The most public place for me would have to be on the side of the road on a for sale sign. Oh and last night i did it at the army base in holsworthy...not very public there but neither of us are in the army so not very common either. __________________ Systematically speaking from a diabolical point of view shows your fundamental faculties are not sufficiently developed to comprehend such bombastic phrasiology

21st June 2005, 05:06 AM	#5
gbu-36 I like puppies Join Date: May 2005 Location: America, FUCK YEA ! Posts: 289	hrrm, most stereotypical place for a girl like me (goth type) was in a graveyard Id say the wierdest place ever was behind a waterfall in manitou springs ( bunch of people where on the other side of the waterfall too ^-^ __________________ "If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun." -The Dali Lama May 15, 2001 "Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest. If we want the Arms Act to be repealed, if we want to learn the use of arms, here is a golden opportunity. If the middle classes render voluntary help to Government in the hour of its trial, distrust will disappear, and the ban on possessing arms will be withdrawn." Mohandas K. Gandhi

21st June 2005, 07:31 AM	#6
OsirisGuy429 Rorta Junior Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 99	In her friends bathroom... In an open field at night. It was also a park and was behind a Waldbaums and on the other side was houses and a house party just down a little further. __________________ Everything Posted Above Is Hypothetical. "The Mind & Body Must Be Subjected To Extreme Stimulus By Means Of Drugs & Music." - Hunter S. Thompson "I Am The Lizard King... I Can Do Anything" - Jim Morrison

22nd June 2005, 04:29 AM	#7
Adrian_Faythe Rorta Regular Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 180	Most awkward would have to be on the side of the road in a Miata. Awkward because not only are Miatas tiny as hell (2-seater with no back seat whatsoever), I'm 5'9", and she was almost 6'. ZERO LEG ROOM. :D __________________ The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens have ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.

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INCH06 Rorta Regular Join Date: May 2006 Location: Las Americas, Tenerife. Posts: 157	I lost my virginity in a pub toilet. Got a blowjob then we had a quicky. __________________

21st June 2005, 03:15 AM	#2
Armalite Rorta Regular Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 470	Back seat of a Greyhound bus.

21st June 2005, 03:18 AM	#3
Jesus Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Fort Wayne Posts: 32	Jeus = virgin :( oh well, i'll get laid when the time comes, i mean i am only 14

15th June 2006, 11:58 PM	#8
Mullaly Rorta n00b Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: east butt fuck Posts: 5	I did it behind the mall that i go to every fri... thats pritty public seeing as i hate pda

16th June 2006, 10:57 AM	#10
S25 Rorta Regular Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 166	Never had full sex,Got a blowjob and wank behind a insane asylum in a old handball alley :)

17th June 2006, 04:37 PM	#11
Heavy_'TalMeMan Keeper of Ultimate Sin Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in Dungeons of Deepest Darkness Posts: 198	In a movie theatre. We had to negotiate our seating space a little though.. __________________ Go forth.....and Die!!!!

27th July 2008, 03:16 PM	#12
paninvmuthafuckinass! Rorta Junior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground Posts: 82	The park or on a rooftop (I bought a padlock with me and locked the door behind me). Also fucked in the grimiest of places as well...public disabled toilets.

6th June 2009, 02:30 AM	#14
Twist Comfortably Sick Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 607	Re: sex in public places Fuck I've mostly had sex in public places I want the damn bed more often! -Top of a hill overlooking a highway and the center of a small town -In the inside of a bank after hours, the part where the door opens the atm is there and the rest is closed off. -In various places on school campus went I went there -In a spot in the woods where ppl come daily to smoke weed and shit -Behind a teachers house, the teacher lived on campus and came out while I had just finished fingering her and was just slippin it in. I was mad. The fucker just had to walk his stupid little pug right at that time! Oh yea there have been other places as well, this was all with one girl. She was fun :) __________________ "I refuse to argue with an idiot because they will bring you down to their level and have the advantage of experience"

6th June 2009, 05:52 PM	#18
Th0r Criminally Insane Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Not So United Kingdom Posts: 5,256	Re: sex in public places Being fat and having a family history of heart disease is awesome. Fuck Pys-Ed! But no seriously, if you're fat you can get laid. Look at the fat Chav Whores waddling down the high streets on Grand Britannia. __________________ Some men just want to lie back and watch the World Burn. Download The Criminal Rules Here! For among other evils caused by being disarmed, it renders you contemptible; which is one of those disgraceful things which a prince must guard against. Never forgive. Never forget. Insanely Criminal's Blog

6th June 2009, 09:34 PM	#20
Th0r Criminally Insane Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Not So United Kingdom Posts: 5,256	Re: sex in public places Twist - I've been working out rigorously for several weeks now. I wouldn't consider myself fat anymore. I haven't been properly fat for over a year now. __________________ Some men just want to lie back and watch the World Burn. Download The Criminal Rules Here! For among other evils caused by being disarmed, it renders you contemptible; which is one of those disgraceful things which a prince must guard against. Never forgive. Never forget. Insanely Criminal's Blog

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